Replace one word in any song

replace one word in any song 

for example:  ghar se nikalte hi to party se nikalte hi 

There is no compulsion but a suggestion to make the word change as funny as possible

Hum tum ek lift mein band ho

Mere samne wali garden me ek chand ka tukda rehta hai

Main kya karun Raam mujhe gadha mil gaya

Naaa.. diya laage naa... Tere bina mera kahin...

Aise na mujhe tum ghhooro 

Seene se laga loonga.

ishq di ladaiyaan 

 jeetiyaan na haariyaan 

Kaali ka saajan saajan ki Gori 

Lo ji shuru hogai love story

Yeh kaali kaali baal 
Tu ru ru ... tu ru ru 
Yeh gore gore gaal

Chand chupa badal mein 

Ghabrake meri jaana 

Seene se laga tu 

Bal kha ke meri jaana