Dialogue Thread

*Kalyani ka pyaar for her Malhar ji:

1)Main khadi hoon Malhar ji ke saath. Malhar ji ka ek baal tak baaka nahi hone dungi main! (7 February 2019)

2)Aur main itna daave ke saath keh sakti hoon ke mere Malhar ji aisa kabhi nahi kar sakte! (6 February 2019)

3)Ye hai apka asli chehra Malhar ji. Jo Auraton ki ijjat karte hai! (9 February 2019)

4)Main tumhare bina, Moksh ke bina, Malhar ...... (13 May 2019)

5)Sarthak kaka- Tumhari aakhon ki roshni jab vapas aayegi to kiska chehra sabse pehla dekhna pasand karogi?Colored Text

Kalyani- Malhar ji ko aur kisko?

(21 May 2019)

6)Malhar ji, itni baar apne girte padte mujhe bachaya hai. Ab main apka touch bhi nahi samajh paungi to phir kya hi baat hui! (21 May 2019)

7)You are the best Malhar ji! (11 June 2019)

8)Kyunki Malhar ji ne kal raat mujhse jis tarah se bartav kiya na..... Oh My God! Wo kitne sweet the yaar. Kitne cute lag rahe the wo. Mann to kar raha tha ke  bass unke gaal khichloon main! (Kalyani to Tange bai) (31 January 2019)

9)Mere mann mein Malhar ji ke khilaf zahar gholna band kar dijiye aap, kyunki aap zahar gholte gholte thak jayengi lekin main Malhar ji ka saath dete dete nahi thakne wali!  (Kalyani to Aausaheb) (4 January 2019)

*Kalyani ki vatsavitri puja:

1)Main bhi Malhar ji ke liye ye vrat rakhungi. Aai tumne kaha tha na ke vishwas rakhna seekho. To bass, ab main poore vishwas ke saath Malhar ji ke liye ye vrat rakhungi taki Malhar ji ki umar lambi ho aur unpe kabhi koi musibat na aaye!  (Kalyani to Anupriya) (9 July 2019)

2)Malhar ji aapko pata hai, Aai ne mujhe kaha hai ki iss vrat mein na bahut shakti hoti hai. Isiliye main aapki salamati ke liye ye vrat poori nishtha ke saath rakhungi. Aakhir aap kitne saare dangerous missions pe jaate hai. Ab mujhse baat bhi karlo na Malhar ji!  (Kalyani to Malhar's photo) (9 July 2019)

3)God please Malhar ji ki raksha karna. Unhe har danger se bachana!  (Kalyani's prayers during Vatsavitri Puja) (10 July 2019)

*Kalyani ka possessivenesss:

1)Ab main bhi dekhti hoon ki  Sampada aapko aur dard kaise deti hai. Main Sampada ko to aapke sapne mein bhi nahi aane dungi! (6 March 2019)

2)Wo (Sampada) aaj kal aap se jyada chipkati to nahi hai na! (20 May 2019)

3)Kya jaroorat thi aapko itna chipkane ki! (24 May 2019)

4)Main Malhar ji ko iss tarah khud se door nahi hone dungi! (27 June 2019)

5)Malhar ji ki sirf ek hi patni hai aur uska naam hai Kalyani Rane!  (23 May 2019)

6)Malhar ji aapka jaana jaroori hai kya? Apke kit....Mera matlab hai ki aap kisi aur ko bhej nahi sakte kya?Malhar ji, wo uss Atharva ne aapko agar kuch...kar diya to! (19 July 2019)

*Kalyani feeling proud of Malhar ji:

1)Jaanti hoon main unhe acche se. Humesha... humesha khud se pehle dusron ki sochti hai wo! (21 May 2019)

2)Maine shayad bahut hi accha kaam kiya hoga zindagi mein ki mujhe Malhar ji jaise pati mile!  (Kalyani to Judge) (29 April 2019)

3)Waise pata hai tujhe tere baba na sach mein great hai. Tu bahut lucky hai ki Malhar ji tere baba hai. Aisi kurbani kaun deta hai yaar! Kisi aur ke liye, Godavari ki ijjat bachane ke liye wo apna career, apna naam, apni poori zindagi daav pe lagane ke liye taiyyar ho gaye. Malhar ji great hai! (15 February 2019)

4)Malhar ji chahe mujhpe jitna bhi gussa karle lekin aaj inka ye side dekh ke na mai proud feel kar rahi hoon ki main inki patni hoon! (Kalyani to Anupriya) (26 January 2019)

* Malhar ji aur unke half confessions:

1)Tumhari zindagi Atharva ke saath nahi balki mere....

2)Tum chali jaati to mera....

3)Kalyani kya jaroorat hai mujhe kisi aur se chakkar chalane ki. Tum ho na. Tumse pyaar.....

4)Dekh nahi sakti ke main tumse kitna dil se pyaar.....

*Funny dialogues:

1)Ek toh ye filmon se sikh lena na band kar do! (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

2)Neha ji iss vaade ke bahar likha hai na Ahilya Nivas, yaha pe bhinn bhinn tarah ke khelkood chalte rahte hai  (Atharva to Neha) (18 June 2019)

3)Sunn lijiye na Malhar ji aapki 18 saal ki biwi kitni samazdari ki baatein kar rahi hai. Sunn lijiye na!  (Atharva to Malhar) (12 July 2019)

4)Kyun? Gusse pe sirf kya aapka copyright hai?  (Kalyani to Malhar) (1 April 2019)

5)Tum kaha namak ki bani ho jo itni baarish mein pighal jaogi! (Sampada to Aparna) (15 May 2019)

6)Aapne khud itni pee rakhi thi aap Moksh ko kaha se doodh pilate? (Kalyani's muttering) (31 January 2019)

7)Waise baat baat pe mujhe kitna daat te rehte hai na Pillu. Ek baar Sampada ki sacchai samne aane do. Phir dekhna main unhe kitna daata karungi!  (Kalyani to Moksh) (23 January 2019)

*Malhar Rane's dialogue baazi in front of Atharva:

1)Bapat ka baap Malhar Rane( Malhar to Atharva) (22 February 2019)

2)Kaha tha na maine iss ghar mein ek hi mard hain! (Malhar to Atharva) (3 June 2019)

3)Jail ke patile farsh pe sone ke liye taiyyar ho ja!  (Malhar to Atharva) (12 July 2019)

4)Kyunki maine jhooth bola bhau! (Malhar to Atharva) (15 February 2019)

5)Kitne bhi paitarein aajmale Atharva, lekin iss baar jail to jayega!  (12 July 2019)

6)Paiso se akkal kharidi nahi jaati Atharva!  (Malhar to Atharva) (24 April 2019)

*Malhar ji's one liners:

1)Kanoon ke haath hai kya tumhare jo itni der tak pahunch gaye! (Malhar to Kalyani) (7 March 2019)

2)Cycle leke akhbaar bechane nikali ho kya? (Malhar to Kalyani) (7 May 2019)

3)Aise hi nahi bana hoon main ACP!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (19 June 2019)

4)Pehle adhi pagal thi ab puri pagal ho gayi ho tum (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

5)Basanti ki dhanno mein bhi na tum se jyada akkal hogi (Malhar to Kalyani) (19 December 2018)

6)Pagli kahin ki!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (18 June 2019) & (Malhar to himself) (25 June 2019)

7)Pagli mil gayi hai mujhe bhi!  (Malhar to himself) (7 March 2019)

*28/06/2019 dialogues

1)Iss baar maine dil se, tumhe apna banane ke liye, apna samajh ke zindagi bhar ke liye tumhara haath thama hai! (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

2)Mujhe bahut fakra mehsoos hoga ki agar koi raah chalte mujhe ye kehke pehchane ki wo dekho Kalyani Rane ka pati ja raha hai!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

3)Ek kaam karte hai aaj se ghar ka kaam aur kitchen mai sambhalunga aur tum sirf padhai pe dhyan dogi! (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

4)Kalyani dekho main jaanta hoon ke tum meri zindagi mein pehli aurat nahi ho. Lekin haa main tumse itna vaada kar sakta hoon ke tumhara alawa main kisi aur ke taraf nazar uthakar bhi nahi dekhunga!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

5)Dekho, main nahi janta ki humare beech mein jo rishta hain, mujhe nahi pata iss rishtey ko kya naam dena chahiye lekin itna to manti hona ki hum dono ke beech ek benaam sa Raabta hain! (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

6)Balki sabit toh hum dono ko karna hai. Milke, hum dono ko ye sabit karna hai ki ek ladki mein bhi utni hi kabiliyat hoti hai jitna ki ek ladke mein. Shayad usse kahi jyada.  (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

7)Aur main ummeed karta hoon ki shayad aane wale waqt mein tumhe mujhse pyaar ho jaaye!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (28 June 2019)

*Emotional dialogues:

1)Bahut julm kiye na maine tumpar. Bahut pareshan kiya maine tumhein. Aur uske bavjood bhi tum mera saath deti rahi. Kyu... Kalyani? Kyu? (Malhar to Kalyani) (31 January 2019)

2)Bharosa hai mujhpe? Kam se kam issi baat ka jawab dedo. Bharosa hai mujhpe? (Malhar to Kalyani) (30 May 2019)

3)Gussa iss baat ka nahi hai ke mai ke jazbaaton ke liye tumhare andar parva hai. Mujhe gussa iss baat ka hai ke tumhein mai ke jazbaaton ke alawa kisi aur ki parva hi nahi hai!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (5 July 2019)

*KalMa - parents of Moksh/Pillu:

1)Sharam nahi aati hai kya tum logon ko. Ek chote se bacche ko yaha se vaha, vaha se yaha, yaha se vaha fek rahe ho tum log. Kabhi socha hai kitani takleef ho rahi hogi chote se bacche ko!  (Kalyani to goon) (17 July 2019)

2)Mere bacche aur meri patni, dono se dur raho tum! (Malhar to Sampada) (7 February 2019)

3)Kya lagta hai aapko Malhar ji, iss tarah aapko aur Pillu ko chodke jaana... Khushi mil gayi hai mujhe?  (Kalyani to Malhar) (15 May 2019)

4)Kaka main samajh raha hoon aap kya bol rahe hai. Lekin aap ye bhi samajhane ki koshish kijiye ke  Kalyani iss waqt ek maa banke soch rahi hai. Aur main ye vardi pehanke sirf ek bacche ka baap banke nahi soch sakta. Apne bacche ke  liye main apni jaan de sakta hoon! Lekin Atharva jaise mujrimon ko main itni aasani se desh se bahar nahi jaane de sakta!  (Malhar to Sarthak Kaka) (15 July 2019)

5)Mazak samajh rakha hai tum logon ne. Haan....Nanhi si jaan ko kitni pareshani ho rahi hogi. Socha hai kabhi!  (Malhar to Waman) (16 July 2019)

6)Main ACP Malhar Rane. Lekin aaj Aurangabad ki janta ki saamne main ek ACP ke haisiyat se nahi balki ek baap ke naate aap logon se vinatee karna chahta hoon. (Showing Kalyani and Moksh's photo) Ye mera baccha hai Moksh. Abhi ek saal ka bhi nahi hua hain. Isne bolna nahi sikha hain aur sirf Aai aur Baba keh sakta hain. Aur uske saath mein meri patni hain. Iski maa. Kuch logon ne mere bacche ko kidnap kar liya hain. Aur unko dhoondhte waqt unhi logon ki wajah se meri patni pe bacchoka sauda karneka ilzaam hai. Kyun ki saare saboot uske khilaf hai isliye kanooni taur pe mujhe usko giraftaar karna pada. Wo ek police officer ka farz tha. Lekin main jaanta hoon ki meri patni nirdosh hain. Kalyani ne bacche ke liye kayi kurbaniya di hai. Wo ek maa hai. Wo kabhi bhi apne bacche ke saath ya kisi ke bhi bacche ke saath kuch bura nahi kar sakti. Isliye aaj main aap logon se vinatee karta hoon ke mujhe aur Kalyani ko humara baccha dhoondhne mein humari madad kijiye. Aur ye vinatee main ACP ke naate nahi ek aam aadmi ki haisiyat se bol raha hoon. Main apne bacche se bahut pyaar karta hoon. Thik ussi tarah jis tarah se aap apne bacche se pyaar karte hain. Kisi ko mere bacche ki Moksh ki koi bhi information mile to kripaya karke police station ya mujhe contact kare. Main aapka bahut aabhari rahunga! (Malhar's heartfelt video message) (15 July 2019 and 16 July 2019)

7)Kalyani begunaah hai. Iss waqt main sirf itna jaanta hoon ki mere bacche ke sir pe khatra mandra raha hai aur meri patni par jhoota ilzaam lagaya gaya hai. Aur mujhe un dono ko bachana hai!  (Malhar to Child trafficking officer) (12 July 2019)

8)Tumhari khushboo tumse hai Kalyani. Tumhare bina tumhare khushboo ki koi pehchan nahi hai. Mere bacche ko apne aur paraye ki pehchan hai!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (4 May 2019)

9)Moksh ko main apna naam doongi. Moksh Kalyani Deshmukh! Moksh Kalyani Deshmukh ke naam se jaana jayega mera baccha. Kyunki hum dono ke beech mein jo Raabta hain na wo kisi medical test ka mohtaaj nahi!  (Kalyani to Malhar) (1 January 2019)

10)Mujhe apne jaan ki koi parva nahi hai Pawar. Mujhe bass Mugdha se Atharva ki sacchai nikalvake Sampada se apna baccha vapas lena hai. Ek baar Atharva aur Mugdha eksath pakde jaaye, phir mujhe kuch ho bhi gaya na to koi gham nahi hai. Moksh ki parvarish Kalyani se acchi koi kar bhi nahi sakta! (Malhar to Pawar) (8 July 2019)

11)Aai baat mere Pillu ke safety ki hai. Jab baat mere Pillu ki hoti hai na to main kisi bhi hadh tak jaa sakti hoon. Aur agar mujhe Malhar ji ke khilaf bhi jaana pade na to main jaungi!  (Kalyani to Anupriya) (12 July 2019)

12)Isliye aaj sab ke samne mai ye ghoshit karta hoon ki mere bacche ka naam Moksh Malhar Rane nahi Moksh Kalyani Rane hoga! (Malhar in front of court) (2 May 2019)

13)Kanoon ki taraf apna farz nibhane ke liye meri vardi par kayi sitare hai lekin ek maa ka farz itne niswarth tareeke se nibhane ke liye main iss jahan ke sare sitare tumhare naam karta hoon Kalyani!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (2 May 2019) 

*Aye dil laya hai bahaar, apno ka pyaar

1)Maa ka sher uska vahan hi nahi rakshak bhi hota hai! (Malhar to Atharva) (13 June 2019)

2)Are waah! Kya baat hai! Iski khamoshi ko bhi samajh jaate ho tum to. Bahut acchi samajh hai tum dono ki! (Sarthak Kaka to KalMa) (8 May 2019)

3)Najayaz Najayaz Najayaz.... yahi kehkar baar baar dil dukhaya na humne tumhara. Najayaz....khanjar ki tarah chubhta hoga na ye shabd. Jayaz rishtey agar aise ho to najayaz hona kya bura hai. Kitna kuch kiya tha. Kitne pyaar se humne Sampada ko paal pos ke bada kiya. Usne humein kahi muh dikhane layak nahi choda. Lekin Kalyani tumne humare nafrat ke kadve ghoot pikar bhi humare rishtey ki humesha laaj rakhi hai. Are kya kuch humne nahi kiya. Yaha tak ki tumhari jaan par banayi thi. Lekin aaj, aaj tumne humein wo, wo sab kuch sonp diya jo tumhari Aai ne tumhare liye rakha tha. Humari ijjat par koi aanch na aaye isliye tum Malhar ka gussa bhi bardasht karne ke liye raazi ho gayi. Chali jao yahase. Chali jao. Hum tumse nazrein nahi mila sakte Kalyani. Anupriya isse keh do hum, hum maan ne ke liye taiyyar hai ke hum iske gunehgaar hai. Hum iske aankhon mein aakhein daalkar baat nahi kar sakte. Are kyun zid kar rahi ho. Kya baar baar ye sabit karna zaroori hai ki tum humara hi khoon ho!  (Aausaheb to Kalyani) (12 March 2019)

4)Pyaar ke iss topic pe PHD karne se accha hai ki tum pyaar ko anubhav karo, usse mehsoos karo! (Sarthak Kaka to Kalyani) (1 July 2019)

5)Tumhein pata hai jab dil mein bahut gussa daba hota hai na to usse kam karne ke liye kisi apne ki jaroorat hoti hai. Jaisa ki mere paas....tum!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (20 February 2019)

*Malhar ji apologising to Kalyani

1)Mai tumhara gunehgaar hoon Kalyani. Please mujhe maaf kar do! (Malhar to Kalyani in his dream) (25 April 2019)

2)I am sorry Kalyani! (Malhar to Kalyani) (11 July 2019)

*Kanoon ka rakhwala - ACP Malhar Rane

1)Mujhe iss vardi pe ye stars aise hi nahi mile hai aur khatron se khelne ki mujhe aadat pad chuki hai!  (Malhar to Mugdha) (11 July 2019)

2)Agar mere jaan dene se mere desh ke logon ki jaan bachti hai to mere liye ye garv ki baat hogi. Aausaheb mere bacche ko ye jarur bataiyega ki main desh ke liye shaheed hua hoon! (Malhar to Aausaheb) (26 January 2019)

3)Aur waqt aane par agar dharti ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan karni padi toh humein uss baat ka gham nahi garv mehsoos hona chahiye. Rashtraprem yahi hai! (Malhar to Kalyani's college students) (26 January 2019)

4)Kalyani ek mujrim ke dar se main apni vardi ke saath dagabazi nahi kar sakta. Moksh ko to main le aaunga aur  wo bhi sahi tareeke se. Tumhein bharosa nahi hai na mujhpe. Thik hai. Mat karo. Lekin yaad rakhna ke iss mujrim ko main saza bhi dilwaunga aur Moksh ko bhi vapas lekar aaunga. Ye mera vaada hai! (Malhar to Atharva) (12 July 2019)

5)Kalyani main tumhara pati baad main hoon lekin kanoon ka rakhwala pehle hoon! (Malhar to Kalyani) (12 July 2019)

6)Ek pal ke liye bhi mujhe tum par shaq nahi hua Kalyani lekin main bhi kanoon ke haatho bandha hua hoon! (Malhar in mind) (12 July 2019)

*Malhar hi Kalyani ka saath kabhi nahi chodenge:

1)Aise chodke jaane ke liye maine tumhara haath nahi thama tha Kalyani. Main tumhein chodke nahi jaunga! (Malhar to Kalyani) (5 June 2019)

2)Main tumhare saath hoon!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (15 May 2019)

3)Nahi chodunga! Ek baar chodne ka pachtava ho raha hai mujhe!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (15 May 2019)

*Malhar ji ka Kalyani ke upar bharosa:

1)Kalyani Rane ka Malhar hone ke naate main jaanta hoon ki meri patni aisa koi apradh kar hi nahi sakti. Begunaah hai wo! (Malhar to child trafficking officer) (12 July 2019)

2)Ek pal ke liye bhi mujhe tum par shaq nahi hua Kalyani lekin main bhi kanoon ke haatho bandha hua hoon! (Malhar in mind) (12 July 2019)

*Malhar ji Kalyani ko dard mein nahi dekh sakte

1)Nahi dekh sakta main tumhein dard mein!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (17 June 2019)

2)Khud ko chot pahuchakar mera dard aur mat badhao. Please Kalyani main tumhein dard mein nahi dekh sakta!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (26 June 2019)

*Malhar ji ke pyaar ki intensity:

1)Mujhe aise akela chodne ki aakhir kya wajah ho sakti hai Kalyani?  (Malhar to Kalyani) (14 May 2019)

2)Giraftaar kar liya hai maine tumhein. Kya khud ko meri giraft se chuda paogi? (Malhar to Kalyani) (14 May 2019)

3)Iss duniya ki mujhe koi parva nahi hai Kalyani. Agar mujhe parva hai to sirf tumhari!  (Malhar to Kalyani) (15 May 2019)

4)Main jeevan ke aise kagaar pe khada hoon ki mujhe kisi anjam se dar nahi lag raha! (Malhar to Atharva) (22 March 2019)

5)Abhi tumhari hui nahi na, hone wali hai. Abhi meri patni hai. Aaj bhi aur aane wale saat janmon tak! (Malhar to Atharva) (29 May 2019)

6)Kalyani na kabhi teri thi aur na kabhi hogi!   (Malhar to Atharva) (13 June 2019)

*Malhar ji ka possessiveness:

1)Meri patni ki taraf nazar uthake bhi dekha na toh mujhse bura koi nahi hoga! Aayi samajh mein! (Malhar to Rahul) (25 January 2019)

2)Kalyani na kabhi teri thi aur na kabhi hogi!   (Malhar to Atharva) (13 June 2019)

3)Kalyani, main Atharva se tumhari shaadi nahi hone dunga! (Malhar to Kalyani) (29 May 2019)

*KalMa ko koi alag nahi kar sakta:

1)Dekhiye alag to humein koi nahi kar payega!  (Malhar to Loharwala) (24 June 2019)

*Malhar ji thanking Kalyani:

1)Waise aaj jo tumne mere liye kiya uske liye Thank You! (Malhar to Kalyani) (15 February 2019)

*KalMa conversation 

1)Malhar- Aausaheb ki baaton pe dhyan mat dena. Tum bahut sahi kar rahi ho. Mujhe poora bharosa hai ke jeet tumhari hi hogi.

Kalyani- Nahi Malhar ji, jeet humari hogi!

(KalMa conversation) (23 January 2019)

2)M-Tumhein pata hai Kalyani, jab Sampada mujhe chodke gayi thi to mere paas jeeneke do hi karan the. Ek Moksh aur ek....

K- Main?

M-Tumhare liye mere dil mein jo nafrat thi... Wo!

(KalMa conversation) (20 February 2019)

3)K- Waise Malhar ji aapke thank you bolne ka tareeka na mujhe bada pasand aaya. Aap aise.... (Malhar's stare). Aapko thank you bolne ki kya jaroorat hai. Main to apki patni hoon na. Aur patni ka apne pati ki raksha karna to k..kar..kartav

M- Kartavya! Agar nahi bola ja raha to zimmedari lelo

K- Nahi nahi Kartavya zimmedari ek hi matlab hota hai!

(KalMa conversation) (15 January 2019)

4)Malhar- Padhai pe dhyaan do. Main khilata hoon!

Kalyani- Aap?

Malhar- Kyun?Main nahi khila sakta. Choot ki beemari hai mujhe?

(KalMa conversation) (1 July 2019)

*Malhar ji and Kalyani ke exams:

1)Ye column hai. Iska mean, median, mode ka chapter hai usmein se tumne revise kiya ya nahi? Usmein se jaroor aayega aur haa ek sawaal ko likhne mein itna waqt mat lagana ke poora paper choot jaaye. Paper poora karna jaroori hota hai. Pehle objective type attempt karna kyun ki uss se marks jyada milte hai. Sam....Sunn rahi ho ya nahi sunn rahi ho.  (Malhar to Kalyani) (5 July 2019)

2)Hello, haa mujhe maloom hai CM se meeting hai. Nahi meri patni ka exam hai. Main usko examination hall mein beethakar hi aaunga. Unko bole wait kare! (Malhar on Phone call) (5 July 2019)

*Rane Family:

1)Mai jaanta hoon ki Kalyani ki aadat pad chuki hai... hum dono ko! (Malhar to Moksh) (12 April 2019)

2)Isliye hum dono pati patni ki itni banti hai. Kyunki raaste mein aaye kaanto ko hum nikalana bakhubi jante hai. Puja mai Moksh ko leke Kalyani hi baithe gi. Kyunki uska pati uske saath hai! (Malhar to Sampada) (20 March 2019)

3)Sach mein, main tumhe bahut dino se thank you bolna chahti thi. Par mauka hi nahi mila. Thank you isliye kyunki agar tum Malhar ji aur Moksh ko nahi thukrati to mujhe Malhar ji jitne acche pati aur Moksh jaisa pyaara beta kaise milta. Sach mein yaar Sampada tumne to mujhe duniya ki sabse badi khushi dedi. Thank you so much mujhe itni acchi aur pyaari family dene ke liye! (Kalyani to Sampada) (5 March 2019)

*KalMa vs Aausaheb

1)Aaj apna sabkuch khone ke baad mujhe andaza hua ki akal badam khane se nahi dhoka khane se aati hai  (Malhar to Deshmukhs) (27 November 2018)

2)Kya hum itne gaye gujre hai hum apna saaman.. Purnaviraam! (Malhar to Aausaheb) (27 November 2018)

3)Mere mann mein Malhar ji ke khilaf zahar gholna band kar dijiye aap, kyunki aap zahar gholte gholte thak jayengi lekin main Malhar ji ka saath dete dete nahi thakne wali!  (Kalyani to Aausaheb) (4 January 2019)

4)Malhar- Aausaheb, aata kasa vata tay?

Kalyani- Chan vat tay!

(KalMa to Aausaheb) (23 January 2019)

*Takiyaa Kalaam

1)ACP Malhar Rane:

I) Pagli

II)Phone Rakho

III)Bapat ka Baap Malhar Rane

IV)Accha

V)Kaha tha na maine

VI)Chup

VII)Karna jaroori hai kya

VIII)Vahiyaat

IX)Meri patni

X)Tum aur tumhare matlab apne paas hi rakho

XI)Padhai karo

XII)Tumhare andar dimag hai ya nahi

XIII)Papa ka sher beta hai na tu

XIV)Kanoon

XV)Saza

XVI)Har baar dusron ki jaan bachane ke liye khud ki jaan khatre mein dalti ho!

XVII)Sahi tareeka

XVIII)Kitna bolti ho tum

XIX)Tum humesha mere umar pe kyu jaati ho?

XX)Phir se muh mein bolne lagi?

XXI)Dimag kharab ho gaya hai tumhara?

XXII)Pagal

XXIII)Aee

XXIV)Filmein

XXV)Mujhse bura koi nahi hoga

XXVI)Shh bilkul chup

XXVII)Kya kar rahi ho tum

XXVIII)Kaisi behuda baatein kar rahi ho

XXIX)Atharva Bapat

XXXX)Dimag ghum gaya hai

XXXXI)Ajeeb ladki ho

2)Mrs. Kalyani Malhar Rane

I)Malhar ji Malhar ji

II)Tu kitni stupid hai Kalyani

III)Sorry

IV)Wo main aapse ye kehna chahti thi ki

V)Kalyani Rane hoon main Kalyani Rane

VI)Tu jaanta nahi hai mere pati kaun hai - Aurangabad ke singham

VII)Dekho Aai maan jao na

VIII)Chup 

IX)Ye pyaar kaise hota hai

X)Mujhe saza milni chahiye

XI)Maine bahut filmein dekhi hai

XII)Karate mein brown belt hoon main!

XIII)Are Malhar ji aap tension mat lijiye bahut smart hoon main

XIV)Malhar ji to bade smart nikale

XV)Itne creative punishments laate kahase hai aap?

XVI)How rude Malhar ji

XVII)Aai

XVIII)Pillu

XIX)Ye Malhar ji ko ho kya gaya hai

XX)Itna gussa laate kaha se hai aap?

XXI)Smart

XXII)Dantna

XXIII)Detective

XXIV)Samjhate kya hai apne aap ko?

XXV)Mann to karta hai

XXVI)Maine jaanbujh ke nahi kiya, galti se ho gaya

XXVII)Please

XXVIII)Yaar Pillu

XXIX)Aai tum bhi na kitani darpok ho

XXXI)Kuch bolte kyun nahi hai aap

XXXII)Kuch kijiye na

XXXIII)Boliye na

XXXIV)Aap filmein nahi dekhte na

XXXV)Hero heroine villain 

XXXVI)Mere paas na ek idea hai

XXXVII)Gadha

XXXVIII)Mere Malhar ji

3)Aparna- Deva Deva laksh theva

4)Atharva

I)Aaishappath

II)Chintya

III)Hawaldar

IV)Sampu

V)O bhau 

VI)Kya har baar baccha baccha

VII)Jaanu

VIII)Mai chai bana

IX)Gutur-gutur

X)Meri to aakhein bhar aayi

XI)Aai baba balu

XII)O safed baal wale kaka

5)Aausaheb

I)Purnaviraam!

II)Parmeshwara

III)Izzat

IV)Sanman

6)Sampada

I)Tum bhi na

II)Atharva Atharva

III)Main tumhe nahi chodungi Kalyani

IV)Mujhe mera baccha chahiye

V)Dekho Malhar

VI)18 saal ki bacchi

7)Anupriya

I)Lekin Aausaheb ne kuch kaha to

II)Bade naseebon se Kalyani ko accha pati mila hai

III)Sarthak ji

8)Sarthak Kaka

I)Anupriya ji

II)Malhar tum

9)Atul

I)Meri bacchi

II)Malhar tum kitne besharam ho

III)Meri bacchi se dur raho

10)Pallavi 

I)Ho kini o

II)Ya baya

III)Kalala

IV)Mera bhai amir hai!

Wow bhagu di ...🥳

How u remind all this with perfection

Some of these lines are my favorite one 

U made me to go in  beautiful memories of show 

Aise hi likhte rhiyo di 🥳

Originally posted by: rammehra103

Wow bhagu di ...🥳

How u remind all this with perfection

Some of these lines are my favorite one 

U made me to go in  beautiful memories of show 

Aise hi likhte rhiyo di 🥳

Are Jyoti kuch kuch dialogues mere favourite hai. Toh wo episodes maine Zee5 app pe jaake dekhe aur sunte sunte likhe taki perfection aa jaye! Amazing dialogues. Tum bhi contribute karo. Sab karenge. Kuch kuch dialogues maine Lina di ke liye reserve kiye hai

Awesome bhagu🤗 my fav kalyani na kabhi teri thi ar na kabhi hogi😎

Wow bhagu..👏

Superb work done yaar..👍👌

Arey KalMa ke har dialogues pe dil karta hai jamm ke taaliyaan bajau..👏

Lina ka favorite dialogue hai main bolti hoon..

‘Main zindagi ki aisi kagaar pe hoon ki aaj mujhe kisi bhi anjaam se darr nahi..’

Hai na Lina??😂🤣

Malhar Rane’s eyes while speaking this dialogue uff..

N my favorite ones are all you have written n 🤩😍

Kalyani na teri thi aur na kabhi hogi..😎mallu on the roll baby..

N the utmost favorite one Pagli mil gayi hai mujhe bhi..😂🤣😍🤩

Will contribute tomorrow if I remember any..😊

11)Isliye aaj sab ke samne mai ye ghoshit karta hoon ki mere bacche ka naam Moksh Malhar Rane nahi Moksh Kalyani Rane hoga!

Best dialogue for me...... Thanks for making this thread.. 

You all are welcome! Aise hi contribute karo. Should I add new in that list or let it be? Tell your feedback. My favourite dialogues are 1,2,5,7,12,17,19,20

@Tani check PM

Bahan wala dialouge anu ne  malhar ke liye bola tha na. Can u pls  mention the character" s name beside the dialouge . Wahi prob hai yar mujhe  character yad rehta hai toh dialouge  bhul jati hun aur  ulta case bhi ho jata hai .no hurry !  Aram  aram se kar diyo .

Originally posted by: pyaar2012

Bahan wala dialouge anu ne  malhar ke liye bola tha na. Can u pls  mention the character" s name beside the dialouge . Wahi prob hai yar mujhe  character yad rehta hai toh dialouge  bhul jati hun aur  ulta case bhi ho jata hai .no hurry !  Aram  aram se kar diyo .

Updated as per your suggestion. I even added episode date