Production house mein ek gareebon ki Zeenat Aman aur uske chamche Sam ka audition lete huye on BG khilona jaan kar tum toh...Sam ka teen baar mein bhi sahi na hua aur sab uska mazaaq udate huye ( waqai yeh kar kya raha tha? Waise bhi Poonawala ke baad yeh first test tha Sam ki acting skill ka, abhi Dilli duur hai I mean Mumbai)
Sam ka dialogue maarna toh banta hai aakhir Ahmedabad ka Tom Cruise hai " aap kisi ke baare mein achchha nahi bol sakte toh bura toh mat boliye aur main successful ban ke rahunga."
Gareebon ki Zeenat Aman boli ki hamare yahaan jhadu pochha maarne wala bhi yahi bolta tha. ( aur lagta hai yeh bhi yahi soch ke yahaan aayi thi, Zeenat Aman na sahi, hairbelt wali receptionist hi sahi)
Ek to be asst. director se Sam ko portfolio aur acting classes ka gyan mila. (shayad Sam ko ab portfolio ka samajh mein aa jaye kyunki jab se Rakesh ke saath reh raha hai do baar samjhana padta hai)
Aur plan B ka bhi gyan mila ( jise Sam ne ansuna kar diya hoga kyunki plan B wale jo ab tak mile hain woh sab auto wala, coolie, jhadu pochha wala type ke the, Rabba khair!)
Sam ko Kans mama ka FB aaya "tu hero nahi zero hai" ( toh kya CVs creative liberty lenge aur Sam ko successful hero dikhayenge jo Lagaan ke Bhuvan ki tarah itihaas ke panno mein kahin kho gaya)
Idhar N society mein apni jagah banane ka sangarsh karte huye aur Tambola khel ke prize jeeta but Vanita chachi 420 ko cheating lagti hai.
Sam ghar pe BG hum na samjhe the baat itni si pe aansuon se rote huye. Sam ne N ko beizzati ke saath portfolio aur acting classes ki baat batayi ( as expected Plan B na bataya) aur N ne bhi chachi 420 ki baat batayi. ( chalo H&S na khele, good for our health)
Phir N ne paper pe INSULT likh ke pila diya Sam ko aur khud bhi pee liya taaki Mumbai mein insult ka kadwa ghoont bhi piya jaaye smile ke saath. ( Sam ko yeh idea bahot pasand aaya aur usne bhi ACTING likh ke pee liya phir N ne bhi CA KI STUDY likh ke pee liya aur ab dono compatible ho gaye, saath hi new director ne mujhe FB mein bataya ki kaise N ne INSANIYAT likh ke Rakesh ko pila diya tha Ahmedabad mein, toh yeh hai Rakesh 2.0 ka raaz, ab samnjhe!)
N devi ban gaye aur Sam ko R ki dimaag ki beemari ka puchha toh Sam ka justification tayyar. ( but yeh Mumbai wali mild version devi hai isliye jaldi maan gayi)
Samaina ko ek doosre ki baahon mein sukoon milta hai (par CVs ko inka aur hamara sukoon kahan bardasht hota hai, nai?)
Baahar Rakesh aur nameplate ka bina matlab ka drama aur society ke sab log aa gaye ( ab itne log at a time available rehte hain toh isey zilla kyun nahi ghoshit kar dete)
Phir S alphabet ka girna aur Naina ke pati ka naam Ameer pe TP aur uska explaination ( waise Sameer bhi rehne dete toh kya farq pad jaata, paagal aadmi hai kuchh bhi kar sakta hai, nai?)
Chachi 420 boli sun sahiba sun, jaldi se eye doctor dhund, aankhon ka treatment chun
But sahiba ne deny kiya aur boli maine tujhe gang leader chun liya tu bhi meri baat sun!
Inka S ko chhupane ka sangharsh khatam hua N VO relieved, hamara bhi iss scene ko jhelne ka sangharsh khatam hua aur jaaan chhuti hamari ( ab jab pati hoga toh naam bhi hoga na but hamare 3 idiots ne decide na kiya tha, uske liye ek epi waste, ab shakal pe ek epi phir sasural pe blah blah, yunhi chalta rahe lie detector ka karwaan)
Observe karo toh dimaag mein khalal wala aadmi na sirf Sahiba ke galat block mein gaya tha balki house no. bhi dusra tha, Ne Waah!
Beech mein Jatin aur Shubham ka cigarette scene ghusa ke TP kiya aur N VO ko Jatinji ki poori khabar hai ki yeh buri aadat chhod di hai. ( matlab yeh Jatinji bade kaam aane wale hain aage chalke, hint hint)
Precap... Jaza sa jhoom lun main pe drunk N aur Sam na re baba na karte huye. ( chalo kam se kam Shibani pe yeh song barbaad nahi kiya CVs ne)
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