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Hola amigos!!!!!!!!! I am back 🥳 so let's get this party started !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the episode starts with Zo at her In laws doorsteps ... She cries and pleads B*tch in law to let her come in and spend some time in Yash's room!!!! but B*tch in law being the bitch that she is blasts her like a defective nuclear bomb 😡 . Mahi's cruelty is so appalling that even her mom (just for a nano sec) questions the decision of having her all those years back 🥱
Cut to Hooda's giant mansion and garden breakfast Punjabi Malfoy complains that people are calling him and asking about the "tamasha" yesterday 😡 (seriously people in this show's universe are real jobless! Also for all our jacka*sery Punjabi Malfoy, you sure a people pleaser 😡) Arjun being the family nanny that he is brings Pooja's mom to breakfast table...And we see Captain Hooda leaving the house looking hotter than hell fire whistling...😲 so... much ... whistling ...
(Excuse me people, I need a moment here and a very very cold bath )
Ahem ahem...so yeah we are back...(I am still a little cold from the ice bath I just took to get through this post😳😳) Anjana Mom asks Adi where is he going (Lady, I like you and I am pretty sure that Adi gets his sarcasm from you but you have got to be a little creative with your questions 🤣 back in hospital you asked Adi if he is okay and he flipped out at the sheer stupidity of the question 🤣 next time a question pops in your head, given the volatile condition of your son I suggest you REPHRASE 🤣 )Adi too agrees with me on this and quietly visibly he is like "I can't do this right now" 🤣 🤣 and with every ounce of strength left in his body he fights his natural instincts 👏 and says "to work" 🤣 .. Family is like dude take a day offs and Adi is like "Day offs are for losers and pansies😳, I am fine" !!! Punjabi malfoy puts nanny Arjun at work and Adi tells him to "GO CHILL HIMSELF" 🤣 Arjun flips out at Punjabi Malfoy (I bet this guy curses the day he had an affair🤣 the way Anjana and boys gang up on him every time he opens his mouth 🤣 ) Punjabi Malfoy says he is worried and Anjana is all like"For Adi" and he is like "can you give me a break for like 5 seconds from your sarcasm lady" 🤣 But he acknowledges the force of nature Adi is ad is secretly terrified
Cut to Miss Despicable 😡 waking up Zo like some brute from Medieval Europe 😡Then their family lawyer comes and mom-in-law asks Zo to freshen up in order to save her face 😡
Cut to Adi being a full blown diva 🤣 I almost expected him to start singing Ke$ha's song
"And the party don't start till I walk in😳" Everybody in the office is "woah what is happening and Adi is enjoying the hell out of that shock. His boss comes and offers his condolences and Adi is all like "Do I look like I care b*tch 🤣 " Adi then politely asks his boss to put his name on the roster and the boss refuses (Do you have a death wish man🤣 ) saying Adi is going through severe stress and Adi channels his inner Jab We Met ki Kareena through his expressions :
Boss dude: You will be responsible for the lives of 250 passangers blah blah blah
Adi: jee main poochna chahta tha ki ye jo aap bol rahein hai iske paise charge krte hai ya ye free ka gyaan hai
Boss dude: ye tou free hy Adi
Adi: Good because mood nhi hy mera ..DEKHO BUDDHE TUMSE TEST LENE BOLA HAI , TUM TEST LO, BAKI MERI PROBLEM HAI MAIN DEKH LUNGA...LO TEST!!!!!!!!!"
Adi: jee main poochna chahta tha ki ye jo aap bol rahein hai iske paise charge krte hai ya ye free ka gyaan hai
Boss dude: ye tou free hy Adi
Adi: Good because mood nhi hy mera ..DEKHO BUDDHE TUMSE TEST LENE BOLA HAI , TUM TEST LO, BAKI MERI PROBLEM HAI MAIN DEKH LUNGA...LO TEST!!!!!!!!!"
Boss dude tells his minion to make the test as tough as possible. Adi is like "b*tch please" and passes with flying colors (Goddamnit he looked so gorgeous being all smug that I didn't even notice how bad the CGI was 🤣 oh,wait 🤣 I guess I did.😛.oh well You guys knew what you were getting into 😡 I am a neurotic but still darn cute 😳 #dealwithit)
Cut to Karela house where bitterness thrives in a rather ghastly interiors 🤢 B*tch in law is having melt down number 666 since morning which exactly is the number of breathes Zo has taken in her unholy presence 😡 Zo is just standing there looking like a beautiful dream in lavender Lawyer declares that due to the lack of a will Yash's properties goes to Zo and they all looks so shocked as if Asgardian gold got transferred to Zo 🤣 Mahi says that Zo is only good for make-up and parlour ( For someone who is wearing three layers of make-up herself you sure have a lot to say about Zo's inclination towards it ..you hypocrite 😡) Lawyer informs that cheater Arora is all kangaal and his company is on the verge of bankruptcy..B*tch in law blames Zo and her extravagant lifestyle for this...Zo tries to counter it by bragging about her lavish life (Zo honey..NO) Mahi insults her like a vermin and goes on to justify her brother's affair with another woman (Aren't you a delight to feminism🤢) Lawyer begs them to not keep him a hostage while doing it 🤣 Zo breaks down and calls her parents.
Zo's dad asks The Flash to give him a lift from Mussorrie to Mumbai and shows up at Karela house in like ten seconds where Zo is being bullied into signing property papers by Mahi. Mahi fights with him too (That woman got some lungs and how the hell her throat is still functioning and not bleeding from inside) Douchaddy makes a good point by saying "How much exactly Zo can spend on make-up that the whole company would go bankrupt" 👏👏 Poor Lawyer literally begs for mercy this time 🤣 and douchaddy declares that his legal team will review the papers. Lawyer looks genuinely hurt seeing his credibility questioned and gives Mahi a look that says "I hate you" 🤣🤣
Zo is on her way back to Mussorrie at the airport when her ring slips out of her finger and gets kicked around by several people. Zo still manages to find it 😲 right before Adi is about to stompt on it!!!! They both look at each other and Adi is like "DINNER 😈😛" and Zo is like "Oh No 😭" . Adi declares that the ring doesn't wanna stay with her then why is she not leaving it alone (Dude you are not the only one who is allowed to be a full tilt DIVA...other people can want flowers and parades too or may be just a ring..sometimes🤣🤣 ) Zo almost channels her inner Gollum and goes "My preciousss" right before Adi literally devours the poor thing by telling her how truly pathetic he thinks she is 😡 He even goes on to make a comment "Sasural Zoya ka" (nice try colors, you are still going to hell and coming back as a fruitfly 🤣🤣 )... Zo's infinite patience finally runs out (halleluja🥳) Zo tells him that he is the one running away and masking his grief with anger 👏👏👏 She tells him they are both broken and shattered but she at least has the guts to accept it meanwhile he is just throwing temper tantrums because he doesn't know what to do with his life anymore 👏👏👏
Her words struck home as we see Adi almost crashing a plane two minutes later (because crashing a car is too main stream 🤣🤣 ) Zo takes this as a hint from God (oh honey, you have no idea😉) Adi and Zo meet again at the exit..Adi is being escorted out by two people. Adi gives her his signature "BLOODY MURDER" look and this time instead of looking scared Zo gives him her best "I DARE YOU" Look and I give the screen my very graceful this "😳"" look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cut to Karela house where bitterness thrives in a rather ghastly interiors 🤢 B*tch in law is having melt down number 666 since morning which exactly is the number of breathes Zo has taken in her unholy presence 😡 Zo is just standing there looking like a beautiful dream in lavender Lawyer declares that due to the lack of a will Yash's properties goes to Zo and they all looks so shocked as if Asgardian gold got transferred to Zo 🤣 Mahi says that Zo is only good for make-up and parlour ( For someone who is wearing three layers of make-up herself you sure have a lot to say about Zo's inclination towards it ..you hypocrite 😡) Lawyer informs that cheater Arora is all kangaal and his company is on the verge of bankruptcy..B*tch in law blames Zo and her extravagant lifestyle for this...Zo tries to counter it by bragging about her lavish life (Zo honey..NO) Mahi insults her like a vermin and goes on to justify her brother's affair with another woman (Aren't you a delight to feminism🤢) Lawyer begs them to not keep him a hostage while doing it 🤣 Zo breaks down and calls her parents.
Zo's dad asks The Flash to give him a lift from Mussorrie to Mumbai and shows up at Karela house in like ten seconds where Zo is being bullied into signing property papers by Mahi. Mahi fights with him too (That woman got some lungs and how the hell her throat is still functioning and not bleeding from inside) Douchaddy makes a good point by saying "How much exactly Zo can spend on make-up that the whole company would go bankrupt" 👏👏 Poor Lawyer literally begs for mercy this time 🤣 and douchaddy declares that his legal team will review the papers. Lawyer looks genuinely hurt seeing his credibility questioned and gives Mahi a look that says "I hate you" 🤣🤣
Zo is on her way back to Mussorrie at the airport when her ring slips out of her finger and gets kicked around by several people. Zo still manages to find it 😲 right before Adi is about to stompt on it!!!! They both look at each other and Adi is like "DINNER 😈😛" and Zo is like "Oh No 😭" . Adi declares that the ring doesn't wanna stay with her then why is she not leaving it alone (Dude you are not the only one who is allowed to be a full tilt DIVA...other people can want flowers and parades too or may be just a ring..sometimes🤣🤣 ) Zo almost channels her inner Gollum and goes "My preciousss" right before Adi literally devours the poor thing by telling her how truly pathetic he thinks she is 😡 He even goes on to make a comment "Sasural Zoya ka" (nice try colors, you are still going to hell and coming back as a fruitfly 🤣🤣 )... Zo's infinite patience finally runs out (halleluja🥳) Zo tells him that he is the one running away and masking his grief with anger 👏👏👏 She tells him they are both broken and shattered but she at least has the guts to accept it meanwhile he is just throwing temper tantrums because he doesn't know what to do with his life anymore 👏👏👏
Her words struck home as we see Adi almost crashing a plane two minutes later (because crashing a car is too main stream 🤣🤣 ) Zo takes this as a hint from God (oh honey, you have no idea😉) Adi and Zo meet again at the exit..Adi is being escorted out by two people. Adi gives her his signature "BLOODY MURDER" look and this time instead of looking scared Zo gives him her best "I DARE YOU" Look and I give the screen my very graceful this "😳"" look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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