Indravadan : Maya, khaane Mein kya Hai?
Maya : Exotic rice topped with freshly cooked lentils with spicy mangoes & freshly garnered onions with a tinch of lemon.
Indravadan : Wah! Wah! Kya baat Hai
Monisha : Daddyji, Mummyji Khichdi, aachaar aur kaande ki baat Kar rahi Hai.
Maya : Monisha! Kaanda is so vernacularly middle-class!
Indravadan : Kya? Khichdi!? Accha Monisha, tumne kya banaya Hai?
Maya : Hogi, koi ek hafte puraani sabzi aur do hafte puraani daal. Beta, tum roti Bhi baasi khati ho kya? Kitne din puraani? Bechaara Sahil. How I feel for him!
Monisha : Nahi nahi Mummyji! Aaj Maine fresh khana banaya Hai! Palak ki gravy banayi aur roti Bhi utaari.
*Enter Sahil*
Sahil : Jali hui
Indravadan : Yeh tumhaare haath Mein kaunsi hard disk Hai Sahil?
Sahil : Yeh hard disc nahi, Jali hui roti Hai Dad.
Indravadan : Oh... Maya, main khana yahin khaunga.
Monisha *crying* : Haan haan, jitna mazak udaana Hai, uda lo. Pata Hai, kitna mushkil hota Hai khana recycle karna.
Maya : Beta, tum aur kya kya recycle Kar leti Ho? Hotel se mangvaaye gaye, plastic ke flimsy dabbon ke alawa? Aur haan, woh toote windcharm se Bhi Toh tumne earrings aur bracelets banaye the. Woh beads par toh zang Bhi lag Gaya tha Beta.
Indravadan : Tum har Baar seedha Monisha Haaye Haaye kyun nahi bol deti?
Sahil : Rukiye, Mom, Dad. Aaj kya recycle kiya Hai khaane Mein?
Monisha : Woh chaar din Pehle Paneer Butter Masala mangvaya tha naa?
Maya : ShreeSagar Restaurant se? Use khakar tumhaare ghar ke choohe marr Gaye kya?
Monisha : Nahi Mummyji, woh thodi Bach Gayi thi. Toh uske Paneer Maine aaj Palak Paneer Mein daal diye.
Sahil : Kyaaa!??
Monisha : Dhokar Daale the Sahil, taaki Masale Ka taste naa aaye.
Maya : Unbelievable! Atrocious!
The phone rings
Maya (on phone) : Haan kaki, oh oh. Aap bilkul Chinta mat kijiye. Hum Hai naa, rakhlenge unka dhyaan. Khava peeva ni pann chinta nahi karta (don't worry about food also).
Indravadan : Kaun Hai Maya?
Maya : Aree woh Jigna kaki Ka phone tha. Unki tabiyat kharab Hai naa, toh Madhubhai Ka dhyan rakhna hoga
Indravadan : Kise?
Maya : Humein, aur kisko? Tum jaakar mil aana kal.
*Enter Rosesh*
Rosesh : Momaa! Momma! Sahil Bhai, Monisha Bhaabhi. Good news Hai.
Indravadan : Beta, good news auratein deti Hai. Woh Bhi shaadi shudaa.
Maya : Oh shut up Indravadan! Bolo Beta...
Rosesh : Meri poem Lion's Club ke annual literary awards ke liye nominate hui Hai!
Maya : Oh really? That's fantastic news!
Indravadan : Accha, kaunsi poem?
Rosesh : Ek second, main padhkar sunaata Hoon
*Removes a paper from his pocket and reads*
Sahil : Marr Gaye. Accha, hum chalte Hai, bohot kaam Hai.
Monisha : Parr Sahil, Rosesh ki poem..
Sahil : Tumhe Sunna Hai you ruko
Monisha : Aree nahi, mujhe Bhi kaam Hai
*Ohh yeahhh*
Rosesh : Cheese ke peeche Chooha aur Choohe ke peeche cat,
Hati ke pareshan Karne par jab cheeti kaati toh woh boli : Tit for tat.
Indravadan : Aree bass bass. Cheeti kahan kaati yeh Toh bataya hi nahi? Par mere safed Choohe, kya idea diya Hai!
Rosesh : Mommaaa... Dekho naa
Maya : Indu, kyun pareshan Kar rahe ho bacche ko?
Indravadan : Yeh baccha nahi, torture machine Hai!
"Ab aayega mazaa, behrelaal!"
Morning
Indravadan : Maya, Maine Madhubhai ko yahin bula liya Hai, lunch pe.
Maya : Really?
Indravadan : Aaj bohot mazaa aane waala Hai!
Maya : Indravadan... No mischief, okay?
*Door bell rings*
Maya : Aayiye Madhubhai.
Indravadan smiles at him and gets busy in reading newspaper.
Madhu Foofa : Aur Indu, kaisa Hai?
*No reaction*
Madhu Foofa (loudly) : Main pooch raha hoon tum kaise ho?
*No Reaction*
Madhu Foofa : Aree behere ho kya? Sunaai nahi deta?
Indravadan suppreses a laughter
Madhu Foofa : Aree Maya, Indu ko sunaai nahi deta kya? Ilaaj kyun nahi karwa lete?
Maya : Khaskar tab sunaai nahi deta jab main doodh peene bulaati Hoon.
Indravadan : Eh Maya! Aaj subah hi poora glass doodh peeya tha!
*Bites his tongue as he realises he's spoken up*
Madhu Foofa : Hein?
Indravadan : Maya!!
Some hours later
Maya (on phone) : Hello Sarita! Yeh peeche se awaaz? Woh kuch nahi, Indu aur Madhubhai behra behra khel rahe hain. Oh, main baad mein explain karoongi! Tum batao?
*Sees a moving sack*
Maya : I'll call you later!
Maya : Indu, yeh kya hai?
Indravadan : Madhubhai hain ismein. Inko lejaakar Aligarh waale farmhouse Mein dafan kardonga. Kisiko Pata Bhi nahi chalega! Kaki ko bol dena yeh yahan Aaye hi nahi the.
*From sack* : Hein?
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