Originally posted by: BB10
Miss Shaz 2009, (so typical to add the joining year in the UN)
I shall not stand to bear the brunt of such monstrous accusations that you are spewing at me at the rate of 100kmph.
Seeing your dear Om Swami dancing at lightening speed every morning, shaking his oh so frail body due to lack of proper nutrition, I have come to the conclusion that his hips do not lie.
My glaring evidence that I have compiled astutely, and sincerely, all point towards the fact that the cause of Om's imminent death shall be Om himself.
He will either:
a) die of a heart attack or;
b) the bone in his leg might pop out due to the force exerted by his pot belly on the knees.
Reference: as seen on Grey's anatomy, season 10, episode 4.
Source: voot.com
Right now your Om is busy stuffing 20 aaloo paranthas, rocking two ponytails to tame his beautiful tresses, swaying in his rock on mode and giggling like a girl while dancing on Sultan theme song.
Source: every major newspaper reporting his terrorist like activities
Yours truly
BB10
not
BB1
Mademoiselle BB10 dear... first of all my sincerest apologies for getting your name wrong.You see my dearest lappy jaan is on it's death bed taking it's last breathsπ just like Baba is in a quite a frail state,my lappy jaan also going through the exact same feat...with certain parts of its system all rusted and crusted that the zero(0)button happens to conk out on me at any given time.Being as gracious as you are, I'm sure you'd take into consideration such mitigating circumstances and will accept my humble apologies.π
As for my sadhe hue UN-well not all us mere mortals have been blessed with such creative finesse as your truly.π You were not there at the time na my long lost buddy BB10 to lend me your ever so innovatory hat.Now that you're here could you be ever so kind as to pass some memorably appealing suggestions my way!π³
BTW I'm assuming BB stands for Big Boss right? Will call you Biggie from now onπ
Hey Biggie, coming to my favourite topic of discussion, my humdum Om ji,well dil pe patthar rakh ke...π I can live with his demise happening due to natural causes such as the ones you've stated above,but if hathya is on the cards for him... then I'm sorry to say, without really wanting to and without further ado,will have to unleash the dragon of vengeance see to it that justice is served.
PS- on a serious note-I really really like you.You are my kinda lass,I can see us being the greatest of friends with this budding friendship blossoming to great heights.π³Now if you do decide to come back then give us a shout.The string of violinists have been waiting here all zombified due to sleep deprivation.. to give you that grand welcoming since last night.Hurry my dear,we all at Luniz too are waiting with bated breath...
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