LUNIZ#41-Pagalkhaana Open To All! - Page 38

Originally posted by: shaz2009

I found Nightmare On Elm Street to be one of the most scariest movies ever back then a s a kid.Recently I managed to catch it again and I was like...what the hell was there to be so scared of 😆Once upon a time this Freddy who used to look so scary looked really like a cheesy comedian 😆

Omggg how old are you guys

Cus I watched the Elm street which came out in 2010, and I turned sweet 16 then

unless you are talking about the1984 one, then you guys are ancient <333

Madmoiselle BB1... before I get my string of violinists here to strum some harmonies for your grand welcoming, and before I foray into a cheesy welcoming sermon for yours truly,pls tell me that you hvnt topped off my humdum Swami ji with some rat poisoning or anything as brutally atrocious as such🤔I wont be able to bear if even a hair of that lovely mans beard were to be harmed 😭If the given scenario that's playing nonstop like a broken record in my head causing me sheer sleep deprivation is to be true, then I myself dnt know what crime I will be compelled to commit😈

Originally posted by: BB10

Omggg how old are you guys

Cus I watched the Elm street which came out in 2010, and I turned sweet 16 then

unless you are talking about the1984 one, then you guys are ancient <333

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Originally posted by: BB10

Oh thank god! It bored me so much. I started watching it after Castle used to air on television.

And I agree the guy was the only thing about the show. It started off well, but then it became stupid and annoying.

Me is females. You is?
Are all the people here girls? Because that would mean poor LnF is again stuck between girls.

Originally posted by: BB10

Which perfume ad are you talking about? Aur kiske bacche, padosi ke? 😆

Why does Miss Ruchi want to be called Rukhi?

Itna bhi mat rutho 😭

p.s: Bani ka mazaak udaya yahaan kisi ne toh KAAT DALUNGI OK? 😡

Originally posted by: BB10

Okay, you could have used toilet paper.

Nieces toh dur ki baat because I live alone, aur padosi toh aur bhi dur dur ki baat hai. 😆
I shall call you Sara because I like to be different. 😎

Marne se nahin but Lopa ko bina make up ke dekhke toh darogi na.

Okay, I thought you watched the movie at home. Lol.

Miss Shaz 2009, (so typical to add the joining year in the UN)

I shall not stand to bear the brunt of such monstrous accusations that you are spewing at me at the rate of 100kmph.

Seeing your dear Om Swami dancing at lightening speed every morning, shaking his oh so frail body due to lack of proper nutrition, I have come to the conclusion that his hips do not lie.

My glaring evidence that I have compiled astutely, and sincerely, all point towards the fact that the cause of Om's imminent death shall be Om himself.
He will either:
a) die of a heart attack or;
b) the bone in his leg might pop out due to the force exerted by his pot belly on the knees.
Reference: as seen on Grey's anatomy, season 10, episode 4.

Source: voot.com

Right now your Om is busy stuffing 20 aaloo paranthas, rocking two ponytails to tame his beautiful tresses, swaying in his rock on mode and giggling like a girl while dancing on Sultan theme song.

Source: every major newspaper reporting his terrorist like activities

Yours truly
BB10
not
BB1

Originally posted by: Nachiketj

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Lagta hai pagalkhane me kuch naye Pagal bharti hue hai 😛