Episode 4
Warning:So this has turned out to be a RomCom.It has nothing as Ramayan.So,I should tell you before that all this has been written totally for entertainment purpose,it does not involve any kind of bashing.This is purely not intended to hurt anyone's feelings.Such matter should never be associated with religion.Thanks.
My readers,here is an absolute mad and filmy update.
"Kumar Lakshman!Aap ko toh gyaat hi nahin hai ki aapka kisse paala padaa hai?"Hmm,Urmila rubbed her hands,
"Hum aapka vivaah kisi se nahi hone denge,Lakshman keval apni Mila ke hain!"
Her chariot was about to reach Ayodhya,front,everyone was waiting anxiously for her.
"Thik hai!Urmi,smaran rahe tum Siya Di aur Mandavi Di ke liye jaa rahi ho,unhe kuchh bhi karke lajjit mat karna!!'She explained to herself."Kintu Sumitranandan ko to hum itni saralta se apna uphaas nahi udaane denge!Mithila me jo adhura tha vo ab purn hoga"
"Mithila me jo adhura tha vo ab purn hoga"
That was the same thought that came into Lakshman,Ram,Shatrughan,Sita,Mandavi and Dashrath's mind simultaneously.
"Bohot prateeksha ke pashchaat hamare bhagya ne hume tumhe punah apnaane ka avsar diya hai,jaane nahin denge!"Lakshman was determined.
"Hey Mahadev,mere iss gadhe samaan putra ko thodi buddhi pradaan karnaa,is baar bhi kuchh ashobhniya naa karde!"Dashrath prayed and sighed on seeing Lakshman.
"Gauri Ma,meri behen mere liye sab kuchh hai,aur mera atyant shwet dant wala devar mere liye putra samaan,Inn dono ko sukh hi sukh mile"Sita looked up to the sky.
"Bas ab mai shighra ati shigra apne sabse priya anuj ka vivaah karana chahta hun.Ye koi bhul naa kar baithe,nahi toh meri chhoti behen iske liye sarvatha yogya hai.
Aur vaise unka vivaah hona anivaarya hai,nahin toh jab ye vivaad nahin karenge toh meri Sitae pravachan kise degi??"Ram whisphered thoughtfully.
"Saara pravachan hume hi sunna padega"Ram got afraid.
Bharat,who was standing near to Ram,yawned.
"Ram bhaiya kitne achhe hai!!"he moved his head smiling,"apni patni ke pravachanon ka bhi kitna aadar karte hain!"
Mandavi puts her hand on his soldier,and he had to balance himself from falling.
"Aarya!!aap swayam ko bhi samhaal nahi sakte.Aapke chakkar me mai Rakshashi ko aate hue nahin dekh paungi"
"Lo!,Mandavi,tum apne ko kaanch me dekh liya karo,tumse badi Rakshashi kaun?"
Bharat realized what he had just said,he gasped.Mandavi,red faced,shouted.
"Aaaryaaa!"she saw Kaikeyi approaching from behind"arthaat ye kya aarya?aap sambhaliye khud ko!Aaaiiye"
She smiled.
Bharat *all shocked*
"Anuj Uchhalana band karo!!"
"Bhraata shree aap bhi uchhalna band kare,matayein kya sochengi?Mai toh phir bhi anuj hun!"
"Hey bhagwan,mujhe bass Urmila bhabhi ka saath mil jaye,mai inki prem kahaani shuru karvaa dunga!!"
Shatrughan was proud of himself!Suddenly,while everyone was composing themselves,Shatrughan shouted,
"Jii haan!Mai hum prem ka devta!!Hmm"
Mandavi,Sita and the queens burst out into a fit of giggles.
Ram slapped himself mentally,'Pure vishva me kalyaankaari katha likhne chalaa hun,ek ye me mere bhaiyon ki prem kathaon ka kuchh nahi ho sakta!"
The chariot stopped.Urmila and Mandavi waved each other a big hii.Urmila descended down enthusiastically.
"Lo aagayi mere praanon ki pyaasi!!"Lakshman breathed out,smiling.
"Kya kahaa bhaiya aapne?"the possessive devar Shatrughan asked,
"Maine kahaa mere praan aa gaye!!"Lakshman showed his battisi
"Ab inhe hum apna ek naya rup dikhaate hai,dekhe kitna sharmaati hain!Mirchi laal hi achhi lagti hai!!"Lakshman smirked.
Sita jumped a little,"Didi!!"Urmila shouted and ran towards her.
She remembered something and bit her tongue.
She went towards Dashrath and the queens.
"Pranaam Maharaaj!!"She smiled
"Putri,jis prakaar Sita aur Mandavi hamari putri uss prakaar tumbhi ho,hume Pitashree pukaro!"He blessed her.
"Jii"she gently replied.
"Ab toh aap Pitashree kehene ki aadat daal lijiye!!"cheered Lakshman.
Ram glanced at Laksh with big eyes,luckily no elder had heard.
"Tumhare aane se hume bohot prasannta hui"Kaushalya said,as Urmi greeted her.
"Yahan aana mera saubhagya hai, Maharan..."
"An-aa!!"Kaushalya rolled her eyes
"Mata!"
She patted her cheek.
Lakshman,Sita and Ram wanted to cry on seeing that scene.Sita clapped once.
Lakshman faced Shatrughan,faced away and faced him again.
Shatrughan,wet eyed,with tears of joy in them.
Urmila jumped from here to there,
"Bilkul,Mithila Kumari,hamari evam aapki achhi banegii,tumhaari har ichha purn ho,putri"Kaikeyi said.
"Aasha toh yahin hai Mata!"Urmila fondly smiled,and made an eyelock with her "ichha".
He winked an eye,she gasped.
"Aaj inhe kya ho chala hai?"she thought bitting her lower lip.
It was Sumitra's turn,Urmila looked up to her.Within the first sight,she felt a deep motherly connection with her.She reminded her of Sunaina,that too so eternal and ever loving.
Sumitra hugged Urmila,Urmila's eyes moistened, that was a big thing for her.
"Bohot pyaari ho tum!!"
"Dhanyavaad Mata!!"
Laksh standing beside,so overwhelmed,blurted out,
"Mata bas aapki sweekriti chahiye thii!!"
"Kya kahaa putra?"
Urmila looked down,hiding her smile.
"Nahin kuchh nahin Mata"
He replied hesitantly.
Sumitra further continued,
"Ayodhya me tumhara swaagat hai putri!"
"Ab toh inhe yahin rehna hai mata!!"
*flirty Laksh,Urmi blush*
Saying this the three queens and king left.
Urmila moved towards the batch,she quickly began to make her way towards Sita.
Shatrughan made long steps,almost running towards her,with protuding eyes and spread arms,
"Arey Anuj"
"Hamari SvarnNidhi"
*Urmi and others shocked*
"Ye Shatrughan puri tarah bawla ho chuka hai!!"Bharat tried to control him,but in vain.
Shatrughan fell on Urmi's feet.
"Shatrughan..Bhaiya..!Ye aap kya kar rahe hai?
Hum Svarnidhi kab se ho gye?Hamara naam Mila...arthaat Urmila"
Urmila hid her mouth with her hand.
"Aap hamare liye svarn bhi hai aur Nidhi bhi!"
"'Mila' ye kaisa naam hai? 'Urmila' adhik yogya hai!!Kis gadhe ne aap ko ye naam diya behen?"
Bharat asked,
Lakshman looked at him,
"Bharat bhaiya ke toh pankh nikal aaye hai!Jihva chalti hi jaati hai!Mandavi Bhabhi aap kuchh kehti kyu nahi inhe?"
"Lakshman Bhaiya,hamare hriday ki peeda vyakt kardi aapne.Ye kitne vo hai!!"
"Kya hai?"
"Aap shaant rahe!Jab bolna chahiye toh nahin bolte hai,jab nahin tab toh avashya bolte hai!!!"Mandavi showed her finger.
"Rakshashi!!Tum toh bade aanand me ho!!Hume bhul gayi?"Urmi came to her.
"Arey Nahin,bawli!!Hamara durbhaagya dekho"
"Ki aapka vivaah Bharat bhaiya se hua hai?"Lakshman asked.
"Jii..!..arthaat nahin!
Hume kal kekaya ko prasthaan karna hai!!"
"Asatyavaadi!suhaagraat toh manaa ke jayengi aap"Urmi teased her.They hi-fived.
Lakshman and Bharat looked at each other,in utter shock.
"Ram bhaiya!!Hum aagaye!"Urmila showed her battisi.
"Hum atiii prasann hain behen!"He blessed her.
Lakshman grew jealous,"hunh aap kuchh bhi karle mirchi jii,aapki battisi humse achhi nahin hai"
It was his turn now,(bg tone-HAHK theme please)
"Aap" Urmi raised her eyebrows.
"Aap"He replied
"Jijashree ki saali"
"Bhabhi ke devar"
"Krodhii"
"Mirchi"
"Chhote Dashrath nandan"
"Videh Kumari"
"Samasya"
"Jhanjhat"
"Budhhu"
"Ladaku"
"Bohot dukhi karte hai aap hume"
"Bohot tang karti hain aap hume"
"Pratibimb"
"Parchhai"
"Abhi kya kar rahe the aap?"she folded her arms across her chest.
"Main?hamesha ki tarah aapko tang"
"Ek baat toh bataiye?"he asked,
"Puchh le!vaise bhi hum aapse toh adhik budhhi dhaaran karte hai"
"Achha!"
"Hmm"
"Toh bataye?"
"Kya?"
"Hum Aapke hai Kaun?"
He looked,she looked.He blushed,she blushed.
Shatrughan cleared his throat
"Ahmm!
Agar aap dono premiyon ki ye mahaan kavya rachna purn ho gayi ho toh hum kuchh puchhe?"he asked seriously.
"Avashya!"she responded,
"Didi!!!bataye na kahaan hai?Hamari kirti ke patra?"He asked like a really small kid.
"Bawla!!"Lakshman said
"Oh!ab aap itna aagrah kar rahe hai toh hum batate hain!Jaiye abhi abhi Mandavi ne liye hai"
"Achha Didi!!...Kya Mandavi Bhabhi ko?Marr gaye?"
He ran from there.
"Kumaar Lakshman!!!"Mila frowned,
"Kya?"He asked like the original confused Lakshman.'Ab kya mangengi ye?'he gulped.
"Hume dekhna hai!!"
"Kya??"
"Aapki battisi!!Aur Kya??"
Lakshman slapped his forehead.
"Jii?"
"Arey Ek hi toh achhi vastu hai aapke paas!Hum bhi toh dekhe aaj bhi utni shwet hai ya nahin??"
"Achha!aaj toh humne aapko thoda sa hi lajjit kiya,ab aap dekhte jaaye"
Urmila remembered Lakshman's open flirting,she blushed profoundly.
But at the end,She was Mila.
They saw Mata Sumitra coming to them,
"Ab yahin rahoge tum sab?chalo bhojan ke liye prasthaan karo"she said and began to leave.
Clever Mila,saw an opportunity, and hugged Lakshman,right under everyone's nose.
Lakshman gasped,he could have fainted any moment."haaw!Mila!!!"No one really noticed.
"Ab lajjit kaun hua Kumar?"She teased,
"Nahin!nahin! Hum aur lajjit?Arey aapka kya hai?aapka toh vivaah hone wala hai humse!Jaan le!Humare siva aapko koi sambhaal nahin sakta!!"
Lakshman covered up.
Clash!Ego v/s ego
"Haawh!aapke kehne ka taatparya kya hai?Hum jhelate hain?"Urmi spoke angrily,others too came about.
Laksh and Mila,after a long time,started their vivaad.
"Haye!dono kitne achhe lagte hai vivaad karte hue!koi nazar naa lagaye inhe!"Mandavi clapped.
"Nazar lagane wale tumse bhaybheet ho jayenge!"Bharat whispered.
"Aap ke kehne ka yahi artha hai?"
"Ji haan!aap mirchi hai!"
"Mirchi toh aapko lagi hai!Kuchh sikhiye Ram bhaiya se"
"Aap bhi kuchh seekhe Sita Bhabhi se"
"Hunh...Aap bohot dusht hai!!"
"Aap bohot pareshaan karti hain sabko!"
"Use chanchalta kehte hai Kumar!aap thoda dhyaan gurukul me bhi laga liye hote!"
"Aap keh rahi hai hum murkh hai?"
"Yuhi samajh le!Hum nahi karenge aap se vivaah,jaaiye"
"Toh humare bhi praan nahi jaa rahe hai aapke liye!"
This was the beginning of the storm,for she entered in between.
"Ruko!!"
The wind blew,she took her stand,Ram sighed,
"Lakshman,Urmii,shaant ho jao tum dono!!"
Sita started her pravachan,"Urmi,tumhe ye sab shobha nahi deta,ek rajkumari ka kartavya hai...Lakshman Bhaiya,aapka kartavya hai hume apni battisi dikhaana,aur..."
"Marr Gaye"they said,
"Bhaiya,Aarya,chup chaap yahan se prasthaan karle,isi me bhalai hai!!"Mandavi suggested,
"Hamare sangat me kitni samajhdaar ho gayi ho tum priye!"Bharat said
"Chaliye Bhabhi vaise bhi hume bhojan grahan karna hai!"Shatrughan ran.
"Aaj Lakshman aur Urmila ko pravachan hi grahan karna padega!!"Ram felt pity.
Ram,Bharat,Shatrughan and Mandavi silently left.
(A/N:Just for fun!Dont take it anyway seriously)
Precap:
Lakshman walked beside her,she smiled.*mann me laddoo phute*
"Chandrama ati sundar hai"she spoke excitedly.He moved really close to her and spoke,"Aap bhi"
*****
"Hum sab jaayenge!!"
"Kahan?"
"Kekaya Udyaan,Bhaiya Bhabhi ko vahan chhodne ke liye aur bhraman hetu bhi"
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