Chapter 1:
"dekho lo miyaan...dekhlo...
Aaliya kis se pyaar karti hai"
These words were roaming around his mind.
Zain: Cheeku...yeh bhi koi naam hota hai kya...
Haan mana ki cricket toda bahut achaa khel leta hai par...
Cheeku?
Aaliya:Zain tum chup rehte ho ki tumhe main...takes the pillow and starts hitting him.
Zain:Achaa sorry maamu ki bhanji,,,,,ab toh chod do...
Aaliya:Dekho main cheeku se bahut bahut bahut bahut bahut...
Jeetna koi kisi se nahi kar sakta...main use utna pyaar karti hoon...
Ek minute rukk...main tumhe kuch dhikati hoon...
She goes to get something.
Zain to himself
"Logo ki biwi unse pyaar karti hai aur yahan...
Meri biwi us cheeku...I mean Virat kohli pe marti hai?"
Aaliya:Mai aa gayi...
Zain:To main hoon yahan virat kohli nahi...
Aaliya:tum chup raho idiot...yeh dekho...
Zain:Kya hai yeh?
She shows him an album which has Virat kohli's photographs
Aaliya:Hai na achi album?
Bahut mehnat se banayi hai maine...
Tumhe pata hai jab bhi who khelta hai to kitna hot lagta hai...
OMG...
Yeh dekho uske bina shirt waali photo...
HAyyeee
Main to mar jaungi...
Kitna HOT hai
Zain:Hmmm Bahut hot yeh tumhara cheeku...
Par hume sona bhi hai...
(HOT HOT kare jari hai kabse...
Waise to mujhe dekhti rehti hai...par hot use bolti hai...
Huh!)
Aaliya:Haann sorry ...
Chalo sote hai...
She arranges the pillows in between and sleeps.
Zain is not sleeping...he can't sleep
Coz his wife loves someone else...
Zain:Dekho to madam ko kitne maze se so rahi hai...
Haye mera cheeku*imitates her*
Cheeku se pehle main hoon maamu ki bhanji...
Kabhi mujhe bhi aise pyaar se Jaanu bula liya karo...
Suddenly aaliya kicks him in her sleep
Aaliya:I LOVE U...
Zain:Awww
Aaliya:Cheeku!!!!
I LOVE U CHEEKU
Zain:Maamu ki bhanji!!
He was about to throw a pillow at her but then e realized that she was looking so cute while sleeping.
Zain:Maamu ki bhanji...cheeku ka mausam gaya...
Ab tumhare jaanu ka waqt hai...
Zain tu pagal hjo gaya hai???
Main aur maamu ki bhanji se pyaar?
NEVER EVER!!!
BABA BI - Pyaar to tujhe ho chukka ha beta ab bas...
IKRAAR KARNE BACHA HAI
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"Balla utha chakka laga..."
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