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Yippe Yippe Wossh woosh...mera exams aaj finally came to an end...cant express how happy i am...ab toh 6th october tak ash hi ash hai mera😛...issi khushi mein maine ek ss start kiya...😉..
Haila exams are over...happy independence day to myself...😃...okay so this is ginna be 100% total crappy story kay...so dont read...i just wanna put my ideas somewhere bas...
Enuf of my bakwass...let me start the story and pls this is not zaya...
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Yeh Ajeeb Sa Ishq...
Random Person:Surraiya Tu Tayar Bhi Huwi Hai Ab Tak...Tumhaari Sagai Hai Aaj...
Surraiya:Haa Jii...Mein Aayi Paanch Minute Mein...
She looks at the pasta picture she has...
Surraiya:Pasta Meri Jaan Ab Mai Kya Karu...Mujhe Usman Jii Se shaadi nahi karni hai...mujhe tum se shaadi karni hai...mai kya karo
She Sees Herself On the mirror and asks herself...
Kya muhe yeh shaadi karni chahiye...her other self comes and tells
Suri 2: Yeh tumhari shaadi hai aur tumhe apni dil ki baat sunna chahiye...
Suri:Ha mein yeh engagement aaj hi usman ji se todhungi aur pasta ke saath sagai karungi...aur pasta mein hamesha tumhari hi biwi rahungi...
Engagement Hall...
Suri:Nahi Mein Yeh Sagaai Nahi Karungi Na Mein Yeh Nikaah Nahi Karungi Aap Ke Saath
Brings a plate of pasta with herself..
Mujhe Pasta se saggai aur yeh nikaah karna hai aur koi mujhe iss kaam se rokh nahi sakta...
Suris Mom:Tu pagal hogayi hai kya!! Iss Khane Ki Cheez Se tu nikaah karegi kyaaa!!
Suri:Khabardaar jo isse tune khane ki cheez kahi ammi...agar aapko yeh manzoor nahi hai toh aap meri maa na mein aapki beti hu...so everyone and ammi just leave from here...muhe private engagement karni hai...
Mom:Pagal aurat...tu yeh nahi karegi...throws the pasta plate from her hand...
Suri:Aap Ki Itni Himmat...slaps jer and trashes her to the other cornerof the hall...punches on the face...kicks her...aap ki itni himmat...throws her from engagement hall qnd tells everyone to leave..closes the door...
Zarina:Bhaaji...Aapko Aakhir Huwa Kya Hai *Knocks the door*
Surraiya: Just leave zarina...just get lost n let me live my life!!!
Picks up the pasta and puts the ring on top of plate and she imagines pasta putting ring on her finger while she is doing it herself...
Surraiya:Pasta Can You Belive It...humar sagaai ho gyi hai..Ab Kal Humara Nikaah phi hum dono saath saath...
Scene at next day nikaah
Kaazi Sahab:Pasta Macaroni Spagetti..Kya Aapko Yeh Nikaah Surraiya Pav Bahji Dimaag Se Manzoor Hai? ...no words...nothing,.,
Surraiya:Kuch Toh Bolo Mere Pasta...Kaazi Sahab Yeh Kuch Bol Nahi sakte par mai inka dil padhsakti hu..haa hai
Kaazi Sahab:Okay..Surraiya Pav Bhaji Kya Aako Yeh Nikaah Pasta Macaroni Spagetti Se Manzoor Hai...
Surraiya:Hamesha se haa...qubbol hai...
Mubarak Ho ab se aap biwi-shahaur ho
Next Day At Narendra Modis House...
She ghusofiyes in the house as security allow .her to...
Surraiya:Modi Sahab Mra Ek request hai aap se..
PM: Batao Kya Hai
Suri: Kya aap ye rule add kar sakte ho apne law book mein
PM:Kyun??
Suri:For The Betterment of Our Country
PM:Batao...Ill look forward to it..
Suri:Jo Kisi Ko Pasta Nahi Pasandh Hai...unhe death sentence dii jayegi
PM: What The Hell?
Surraiya: please aisa karo modi sahab falls down on his knees and start crying
Pm: Security iss pagal aurat ko yahan se nikaal do...
Security throws suri out of the house...main yeh rule dall kar he rahungi aur yeh surraiya pasta macaroni ka waada hai...
Security:Abbe Chal Jaa Yaha Se Deewani Aurat...
Push her...
Security:Isse Pagal Kahna Me Daal Na Padega
Security 2: Haa Main abhi call kata hu...tum yeh aurat ko rokho..
Pagal Khana Ambulance comes...and takes her...
Pasta stays at stationary while suri lives in pagal khana forever and misses pasta...
THE END!!!
Kaisa Tha
Prasing and Bashing Both are welcome...
-Alina
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