@vis di @swathi...both of you had me double up with laughter π€£
So hilarious! I'll see if I can write something π
Here's the continuation of HP-CID hybrid that was going on. While I couldn't write anything 'continuing' Vis Di's story as I never can imagine married duo with children, named after Pradyuman(Albus) or Salunkhe (Severus). So, I try the other wayround.π
CID and theChamber of Secrets.
Four popping sounds echoed in the nearly empty corridor of Hogwarts, startling the seven people standing there; no doubt six wands pointed at the newly apparated people not a second later, and Lockhart slowly backing away from the weird scene.
ACP: Kya chal rahahai yaha?
Ron (whispered toHermione): Blimey! 'Mione, I thought you said no one can apparate inside Hogwarts!π²
Hermione looked uncomfortable with her books being proven wrong.
Freddy: Sir ye hum kaha aa gaye hai?
Snape: What are you speaking about? Can't you speak English?
Daya: We know perfectly well how to speak the language.
Snape: Then kindly use the (with a sneer) skill and explain who you are and what you are doing here...(he was just going to continue when he saw Hermione raising her hands in the air. With clear exasperation, he said) Seriously Miss Granger, only you can possibly come up with questions when we are dealing with intruders in the castle!
Hermione blushed but her curiosity won over: Sir, we were (Ron and Harry exchanged a look at the word 'we') just wondering how can someone apparate inside Hogwarts.π
Dumbledore: A right thought Miss Granger. (turning to ACP, having drawn him to be the boss) I must ask gentlemen, who are you and what are you doing here?
ACP: We are here to solve a case. We got to know that something is wrong here.
Snape: And how pray four (with another sneer) muggles, such as yourselves know if something is wrong inside a castle, that is protected from outside forces.
ACP: Well, we do have a tendency to appear at all sort of places where something...off, takes place. Snape frowned at him. 'Copying my speaking style, now, are we?'
McGonagall (lifting an eyebrow): Out of thin air?
Abhijeet who was now intrigued and slowly walking towards the blood letters answered distractedly: Pretty much, yes.
Snape was again about to say something when Abhijeet suddenly called out: Sir! (Snape looked annoyed at being cut off)
ACP: Haan Abhijeet?
Abhijeet: Khoon se message likha hua hai sir. Dekhke lagta hai bahut der nahi hui hai ise likhe hue.
Seeing the seriousness with which the two were talking, the rest of the professors came forward too.
ACP nodded, looked at Abhijeet and then at Dumbledore: You are?
Dumbledore: The headmaster of this school.
ACP nodded again: I'm ACP Pradyuman, Crime Investigation Department.
Dumbledore: Ah! Aurors. It always intrigues me, the unique and amazing names that the muggles come up with for the simplest of things (he said, his eyes twinklingπ)
ACP smiled then sobered: You do realise headmaster, that it is very much possible that a person might have been killed. It'll be very hard for a person to live after losing so much blood.
Lockhart: Yes, sad that (His tone too cheerful). I might have saved the child, given the chance.
Abhijeet: Really?
Snape: I think he means...(Abhijeet raised his hand to stop him, his eyes still on Lockhart) 'I don't like this man', Snape decided, scrowling at Abhijeet's back.π‘
Lockhart: Oh, yes well...you know me...
Abhijeet cut with a deadpan expression: I don't. (Lockhart looked shocked, not expecting such a response) Snape smirked, On second thoughts...perhaps not so bad afterall.' (He came to stand so that he could better enjoy both Lockhart's and Abhijeet's expressions)
Lockhart: Well, you must be new. (He puffed out his chest) I...(flashing his toothy smileπ). I'm Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. And the Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher here (he added after an afterthought)
Abhijeet (in a low silky voice): Seems we have a...celebrity...here.(Yes, definitely more tolerable than most people', Snape thought.)
He looked at the Potter boy on hearing a choking sound from him and had to stop himself from smirking again seeing his uncomfortable expression, clearly remembering his very first Potions class in Hogwarts. They both locked eyes for a second before the boy looked away.
He looked back at Lockhart who looked to be foolish enough to either not have understood the barb or had ignored it. Currently he could be seen blabbering on about real celebrities needing to understand their status to the dark man (Abhi), while the man seemed to have tuned him out and thinking something when
Lockhart: You can ask me for an autograph whenever you want to. I always carry my specially charmed fragnant-ink quill.
Abhijeet looked at the man from top to bottom, and without replying turned back and went to Daya who seemed to be enjoying the previous conversation.
Daya (murmering so that Abhijeet can hear): The famous' Insp Abhijeet asking for autographs. That will be the day.
Abhijeet only glared at him.
'This is going to be interesting.'π
It was going to be longer but I thought I can always continue if I get enough enough people that like it. So...how was it?π³
Not to say, I'll love to see anyone continuing it.π
Originally posted by: ANGELICEYES
It is hilarious Diya π€£ .. I loved Snape - Abhijeet bantering π .. 'Mione? Did you just give the nickname?
π€£. that was awesome. I am inspired to continue but Stuck with project deadline. will try to come soon and add my two cents.
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