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visrom

@visrom

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 8 years ago

#671

Contunued from here

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/136046623

Abhijeet and the samosa part 3

Abhijeet returns after bath. Daya is sitting in the hall watching a movie.

Daya: Aa gaye tum? Chalo, lunch ke liye jaate hain. Ek naya restaurant khula hai. Suna hai wahan har Sunday ek special item hai. Uska naam hai 'Bakasur Thali'.

Yeh dekho photo.

Chalo try karte hain. 😉

Abhijeet: Daya, tum jaao, mujhe yeh sab nahi khaana hai.

Daya: Yeh kya ho gaya tumhe? Tum toh khaane ke bade shaukeen ho. Aaj kya hua?

Abhijeet: Woh, bas, aise hi.

Daya: Aise hi? 😈

Abhijeet: Haan...main aaj ghar mein hi khaaoonga. Tum Freddie ke saath chale jaao.

Daya: Freddie ko aaj ek din wife ke saath khaane ka mauka mil raha hai. Use main kaise baahar le jaaoon?

Abhijeet: Toh tum Salunkhe sir ke saath jaao.

Daya: Nahi...main unke saath bore ho jaaonga. Ek kaam karta hoon. Main bhi yahin tumhare saath khaaonga. Aajkal tumhari kaki nahi hai?

Abhijeet : Nahi. kaki gaon gayi hai.

Daya: Toh theek hai. Main hi kuch banaata hoon.

(Searches Google)

Wow, yeh dekho...shahi pulav ka recipe.

Abhijeet:

Daya : Ingredients

Ghee - 3 tbps.

Abhijeet: 😲

Daya: Oil to fry onions - 2 tbsp.

Abhijeet: 😵

Daya: Paneer grated - 1 cup

Abhijeet:

...

Daya: Yeh sab hai tumhare ghar mein?

Abhijeet: Nahi...mujhe yeh sabnahi khaana.

Daya: Arey , hai kya tumhare ghar mein?

Abhijeet: Jo bhi hai, mere liya kaafi hai. Tum yahan khaana mat banao...kaki nahi hai, tumhare jaane ke baad main kitchen saaf nahi kar sakta. 😡

Daya: Ho kya gaya hai tumhe? Main dekhta hoon tumhare kitchen mein kya hai. 😉

Abhijeet(runs and blocks the way) : Daya, please...tum restaurant se mangva lo.

Daya pushes him away and enters the kitchen- to find a diet chart stuck to the fridge.

Daya: 😲

Abhijeet: 😵

Daya: Yeh sab kya hai?

Abhijeet: Main dieting kar raha hoon. Mujhe 8 kg kam karna hai. Mere paas sirf 10 dinn hai.

Daya: 🤣 🤣 Toh isliye weighing machine khareeda tumne?😉

Abhijeet: Tum mera mazaak uda rahe ho?

Daya: Meri ek baat suno...pehle tum apne is stupid waist coat ko nikaalkar normal coat pehen ko...tumhara aadha problem solve ho jayega. 😉

Abhijeet: 😕

Daya: Haan. uske baad kar lena dieting. 😉

Edited by visrom - 8 years ago

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Rifah (AS_Rifi)

@HIDEnSEEK06

Stunner

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Posted: 8 years ago

#672

Originally posted by: visrom
Daya: Meri ek baat suno...pehle tum apne is stupid waist coat ko nikaalkar normal coat pehen ko...tumhara aadha problem solve ho jayega. 😉

Abhijeet: 😕

Daya: Haan. uske baad kar lena dieting. 😉

akhir kar Daya ko pata chal hi gaya😆

🤣 🤣 🤣

@BOLD; this part is super hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thanks for writing this🤗 🤗

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Swathi

@swathi17

Voyager

Posted: 8 years ago

#673

Hilarious one...

Especially the diet chart...

The thali meals...🤣

Actually even Aditya sir is back with coat, I could see the tummy...

I enjoyed reading your story...

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visrom

@visrom

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 8 years ago

#674

That's true, but I got this idea after Vpaintings comment on the other thread, so I just made it like that. 😆

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Swathi

@swathi17

Voyager

Posted: 8 years ago

#675

Vis di I came across a thread named solve the case...

I read it and it was really nice...

If you have time please try to post such things...

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23Diya

@23Diya

Dazzler

Posted: 8 years ago

#676

My first try on funny stuff. I hope it's worth reading. Continuing after Vis Di's story...

Freddy is at Daya's house on the same weekend and Daya is trying to pacify Freddy about something. Suddenly he gets a call from Abhijeet. He tells Abhijeet to wait until he comes. Freddy manages to hear Daya's whispers that they are talking something about advices and stuff. Freddy strains his ears to listen more but isn't able to.

Daya notices Freddy's tries and makes an excuse to put the call off.

Freddy (in mysterious tone): Kya baat hai sir?

Daya (casually): Kuch nahi. Tum khana khao.

Freddy: Kuch nahi! (suspicious tone) Kuch baat to zaroor hai. Insp. Freddy se koi baat chup nahi sakti.

Daya: Good...(naughty) phir to tumhe pata hi hoga kya baat hai.😉

Freddy: Hah...! Baat Abhijeet sir se related hai na (Daya looks at him shocked.) Dekha...mai unko pichle kuch dino se dekhte hi samajh gaya ki kuch to baat hai...😎

Daya: Aaa... Nahi kuch nahi...chalo mujhe nikalna hai. Tumhe bhi to jana tha na sabziya khareedne...

Freddy: Haan parrr...

Daya cuts: Haan to chalo!

Freddy: 🤔

He excuses Freddy and leaves for Abhijeet's house. But Freddy follows after him to get the matter out this time as Abhijeet always keep teasing him.

He keep standing outside Abhijeet's home and can clearly hear Abhijeet and Daya discussing about tricks to loose weight quickly and ACP's warnings. Freddy's mind hits over an idea and he gets extremely happy to finally find something to tease Abhijeet.

"Sabke din aate hai sir...abb dekhna..."😈

He was just calculating the number of ways in which he can enjoy his lucky days by teasing Abhijeet, when Daya suddenly comes out and sees him.

Daya (makes a serious face): To tum mera peecha kar rahe the...haan...😡

Freddy: Arre nahi sir...mai to...haan, mai to Abhijeet sir se advice lene aaya tha...😳

Daya: Kis baare me?? (he raises his brows.)

Freddy fumbles: Nahi matlab file lene aaya tha...😊

Daya: Par uske paas to koi file hai hi nahi...

Freddy: lift lene aaya tha sir.

Daya: Apne ghar se itna door...!!😲

Freddy surrenders finally: Aap bhi Abhijeet sir ke sath rehke mujhe tang karna seekh gaye hai...

Daya: Humari baatein sunne aaye the na?😡

Freddy(sadly seeing his plan washing off): Haan...😔

Daya: To suna kuch?

Freddy: Haan...sab kuch...

Daya: Aage kya plan hai...

Freddy: Abhi banaye hi kaha the...aapne pehle hi...😒

Daya: Maine kya kaha??

Freddy: 😕

Daya: 😈

Freddy: 😈

(Whoa! It's very difficult. Hats off to all who write funny stories. Can someone continue it?😛)

Edited by 23Diya - 8 years ago

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visrom

@visrom

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 8 years ago

#677

🤣 HAHAHa It's inspiring...

Contd---

Scene : bureau

Freddie walks in with a box of sweets.

Daya sir, Abhijeet sir, Pankaj, Purvi..sab aayiye...meri wife ko promotion mil gaya. Isi khush mein usne aap sab ke liye sweets bheja hai.

Pankaj: Kya sir, bhabhiji ke promotion ke liye aap sweets de rahe hain? Apne promotion ke liye kab denge?

Freddie: Iss baar mujhe zaroor milega. 😉

Purvi: Aapko yakeen hai? Woh kaise?

Freddie: Main abhi nahi bataaonga...jab promotion letter ayega, tab bataaonga.

Daya sir, Abhijeet sir...aap log sweets nahi lenge? 😈

Abhijeet; Woh...nahi...main baad mein loonga.

Freddie: Sir., meri wife ne khud apne haathon se banaya hai. Aap nahi lenge toh who naraaz ho jayegi 😒

Abhijeet: Arey yaar...mana lo kisi tarah use...maine sweets khana chod diya hai.

Freddie: Kyon sir??? 😉

Abhijeet: Bas aise hi.

Freddie: Daya sir...aap toh lijiye...😒

Daya: Nahi...jab tak Abhijeet nahi lega, main bhi nahi loonga.

Freddie; Sir!!! Aap dono ko kya ho gaya hai? 😲

Daya: bas kuch nahi. 😔

Freddie's phone rings.

Freddie: Hello, Manisha! (Author's note: I am using this name, please)

...

Nahi. Abhijeet sir aur Daya sir dono khaane se inkaar kar rahe hai.

Achcha? Theek hai.

Abhijeet sir. Manisha aapse baat karna chahti hi.

Abhijeet: 😲

(whispers) keh do ki main bathroom mein hoon.

...and runs off.

But no...Manisha calls on Abhijeet's number.

Abhijeet(unwillingly): Bhabhi,,,,congrats.

Manisha : #453$%$#@%$#%$&^%&%^^#$

Abhijeet: 😵 [><😵😳

cuts the call and walks back to Freddie.

Abhijeet: Laao sweets ka dabba.

(and picks up te sweets and finishes them all in one shot)

Later...in Abhijeet's house

Abhijeet steps on the weighing scale and says 'Saari mehnat gayi paani mein' Ab phirse mujhe dieting shuru karna padega.

Daya(phones): Kya boss...weight phirse badh gaya? 😈

Abhijeet: Dekh loonga tumhe...😡

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Swathi

@swathi17

Voyager

Posted: 8 years ago

#678

Both were interesting and funny as well...

I am eager to know what Manisha bhabi would have told Abhijeet sir...

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23Diya

@23Diya

Dazzler

Posted: 8 years ago

#679

Bechare Abhijeet Sir...🤣

Coincidently, for the continuation part, I too was thinking to use the sweet prank that duo had once played on him, but could not make it into a story.

You did a good job...😆👏

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Swathi

@swathi17

Voyager

Posted: 8 years ago

#680

Thank you Diya di and Vis di..

Both were stress bursting ones... 👏

The both ends were hilarious 🤣

I will try to write one if possible...

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