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Zain and his dailogues have become USP of this show from last two and half month especially Post Nikaah.I know we all here just love his dailogues.So i thought of opening this thread where we will have Collection of Zain ke Hilarious Dailogues!!..
Here are few hilarious dailogues of Zain (Do Tell If I Miss any)
1) "Badi hone ke baad yeh aur bhi Cute ban gai hai "😆
2)Iss Dress mein tumhari Naak takreeban 1-2 Inch Lambi Lagti hai...Suhagraat Key Din Jab tumhara Shauhar tumhe Chudail kahega tab meri Yaad aayegi"😆
3)Welcome to Hell..Maamu Ki Bhaanjee !!😃
4)Yeh Maamu Ki Bhannjee Badi Chant Cheez Hai😆
5)Oh Hello Yaar Nahi Hoon Tumhara..Itney Cute banne ki koshish mat karo..Main koi Musibat Mein Phasna nahi chahta.."😆
6)Main Shower Lene Jaa Raha Hoon ..Wanna Join Me ??☺️
7)Main Kya Kissan Hoon??..Kheto Main Hal Chala Raha Hoon Jo Tum Sar par Khana leke aai ho !!..😆
8)Jhooti Palat Ke Toh Dekh Teri Pol Khul Chuki Hai Ab😆
9)Maamu Ki Bhaanjee...Copy Cat!!..Cheater Cock!!...😆
10)Shauhar Bechaara Yaahan Bhook Pyaas se mara jaa raha hai aur biwi ko koi farak nahi padta...Isse Kehtey hai Chudail -Giri Daayan -Giri😆
11)Abhi Jaakar Surprise Raid Maarta Hoon..Chipki Hogi apney BF Ke Saath..Phone Par!!..😃😆
12)Bhalaaye ka koi Zamaana hi nahi hai, meri line mujhe hi chippka kar challi gayi...?!🤣
13)Chalo Maamu Ki Bhaanjee Aaaj Suhagrat Manaatey Hai😃😳
14)Everything is Fair in Love and War😆
15)Phir Palti Maari Maamu Ki Bhaanje Ne😆
16)Maamu Ki Bhannjee..Tumhara Maamu Aa raha hai😆
17)"Teen-Chaat Hot Dress Bhi Rakh lena saath mein😆
18)"Yeh Nayi Vakil Kahan se Rakh Li"
19)"Mere Liye Gehne Bechne waalon ki Kami Nahi"
20)" Maamu Ki Bhaanje Ko Detectivegiri karne kaa Shauk hai huh "
21)" Oh Hello Chalti Phirti Samaaj Seva Ki Dukaan"
22)" Chalo Don Ki Party Mein Bhes Badal Ke " Huh"
23)"Hum Bhi Aa gaye Ronak Bhi aagaye aur Dholwaale bhi aa gaye"
24)"Tum toh kal mere upar soyi thi "😳
25)" Itni Masoom toh nahi thi kal, Ek dum Sherni Bhookhi Sherni Bekhauf"
26)"Bhaang kaa Nasha aur upar se Tumhaare Pyaar Ke Mazza main kya bewakoof hun jo tumhe rokta"😆
27)"Main toh kehta hoon phir se Hotel mein ek suite book karatey hain ..Ek Second Round toh banta hai😆
28)"Main bhi keh raha tha kal raat.. Bas Karo Ab aur Nahi Aaliya.."😆
29)"Yeh Baalti Mein kya hai ??..Chaddar ?..Yeh swimming area hai yaahan chaddar nahi dhulti..!!.."
30)"Yeh Fifties ki heroine ki Tarah kyun Sharma rahi ho "😆
31)"Chaddar ko Tum Dho Rahi ho yaa Chaddar ne Tumhe Dhoya hai.."😆
32)"Tum Phena Do .Main toh pehenne se raha..aagey tumhari marzi"😳
33)"Woh Gaadi ko Dent Vent toh Nahi Laga"😎
34)"Yeh Car hai Duaon se Nahi Chalnewaali"
35)"Halat Jaise bhi ho Par tumhare Tevar nahi badaltey..Bahot Gussewaali ho"
36)"Shukar mana rahi thi kay mera accident hogaya ?😆
37)"Mera Dushman ??..Tumhare alava aur kon ho sakta hai ?😆
38)"Kabhi Pehnati Ho Kabhi Utaarti Ho..Mujhe Toh Tumhari Niyat Par Shaq Hone Laga Hai"😆😳
39)"Paagal Bewakoof..Thik Hai Rahe Bhopal Mein..!! Main thodi naa usse lene aaya hoon..."Maamu Kee Bhanjeee.."👏
40)"Tum Ek Number Ki Phattu Ho"😆
41)" Kahin Tumhare Mann Mein Mare Liye Solid Waali Feeling toh Nahi Jaag Gai ??...Kai dino se T Shirt Utaarne ka Pehnane Kaa Program jo chaalu tha!!..😆
42)" Hogi Tumhaari Koi Chudail Chaal Taaki Dad Mujhse Naraaz ho jaaye"
43)"Feelings Toh Hai..Solid Waali...Tumhe Yahaan se Ghar le jaane ki..Tumhaare Saath KitKit Karekey Jeetne Ki..Tumhaare Har Sawaal Kaa Jawaab Banne Ki...Hum Dono Kitna bhi lad jhagad le par ek doosre se bhaag nahi saktey.."
44)" Isliye Kheta Hoon Bhaago Mat..Warna yeh Zain Abdullah Aur Maamu Ki Bhanjee Ki Kahani Adhoori Reh Jaayegi..Aur Main Yeh Kahani Tumhare Saath Complete Karna Chahta Hoon".👏
45)"Ab Kya Kare Dad Raat Key Teen Bajey Inhe Ice Cream Khane Ki Craving Jo Ho Rahi Thi "😆
46)"Badi Filmy Type Ladki Ho..Jab Dekho Tab Kasme Vaadey Khaati Rehti Hoo..Aaaj Se Tumhara Naam Miss KasameVaadey"😆
47)"Koi Ganna Ka Juice Vanne Kaa Juice Nahi Peena"😆
48)"Yahaan Hum Rasta Bhatak Gaye Hain Aur Tumhe Uss Sadde Hue Ganne Key Juice Ki Padi Hai"😆
49)"Arrey Yaar Aajao Betho Yahaan Par..Aaaj toh Poori Juice Ki Dukaan Pilaa Deta Hoon"
50)"Saano Hai Woh Saanp Tumhara Shauhar Nahi Hai.."Pyaar Se Bolo "😃😆
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