Zaya ki Shadi me hum frnds ki raasleela :P

Sri : Zain tumne shadi kar li... chalo shadi ki bahot bahot subhkamnayein...

Zain : thank u sri 😊

Shahi : ke ke kya kar rahe ho.. meri taraf se wish u very happy married life... paheli baar settle hone ke liye bahot bahot badhai... bhagwan kare dusri baar bhi tu settle ho jaye... 😉

Zain : wht! 😕

Shahi : kuch nai wish u a very happy married life

Ritzi : shadi karna bahhot badi baat nai.. badi baat hai iske baad bachhe paida karna...bt kamal ki shadi ki hai tumne...kash meri shadi bhi tum jaisi hi ho.. wahi tent... wahi lights... .. wahi dulha...

Zain : kya..😕

Ritzi : kuch nai.. shadi mubarak ho..😡

Sab ne Zain ko wish kiya.. n shadi enjoy karne lage... Bt asli baat to andar thi... kisi ne dekha.. khane ke pandal pe Prish bhadaki hui hai..😆

Prish : itni baizati aaj tak meri kabhi nai hui... jalil kiya hai mujhe is party me... do minute nai ruk sakti main.. 😡

Zain's papa : are kya hua.. kya baat hai... hua kya hai... 😕

Prish : uncle .. baijati karni thi to bulaya kyun hame... jalil kiya hai mujhe... do min nai ruk sakti main... driver gadi nikalo...

Zain's papa : are batao to sahi hua kya hai...

Prish : are aapka ye waiter... maine jab rasgulla manga.. to bola nai mil sakta...😡

Zain's papa : are badtamiz... ja jaldi rasgulla leke aao... agar ye sanak gayi to mere bete ka nikah nai hoga...

Prish : nai main nai ruk sakti... bahot badi baijati hui hai meri.. aaj tak meri kisi party me itni badi baijati nai hui... woh bhi ek safed rasgulle ki vajah ... driver jaldi gaadi nikalo...

Zain's papa : dekho hamari bahot badi badnami ho jaegi.. dekho tum ruko...

Prish : nai main nahin rukungi.

Zain's papa : are sri / shahi / ritzi koi samjao ise.. ye sanak rahi hai...

Prish : nahin rukungi main... baijati hui hai meri.. ek ek ki waat laga deti... rasgulle ki nadiya baha sakti hoon main.. 😆

Zain's papa : are samjao ise... chalo samjao.. dekho ye..

Alice : are Prish di ke liye rasgulla main mangwati hoon... are waiter idhar aa.. Prish di ke liye ek taza safed rasgulla leke abhi aa...

waiter : are woh to khatam ho gaya...

Alice : are kya baat kar rahe ho... kharcha sirf... table kursi pe kiya.. khane pe nai... ja jaldi leke aa...

Prish : nai mil sakta abhi.. main nikalati hoon..

Alice : nai nai ruko.. main khud jake aapke liye leke aati hoon.. main ja rahi hoon...

Shahi : are kanha ja rahi hai... safed rasgulla khatam ho gaya... finish.. mano ya na mano...

Alice : aap ko kaise malum...

Shahi : main khud is chakkar me aadhe ghante se ghum rahi hoon... 😔

Sri : adhe ghante se ghume ya ek ghante se... Prish ke liye safed rasgulla leke aaoongi... tumhari kasam.. uthake patak denge... shadi ruk jaegi... lekin Prish ke liye rasgulla leke aaoongi... 😡

Shahi : are kanha se leke aaogi... khatam ho gaya hai..

Sri : are kaale rasgulle ko safed paint kar laenge.. chup raho...😡

Ritzi : are chup kar sri.. kali chiz ko safed kar dene se test thodi badalega...laanat hai tumhari zindagi par.. ek safed rasgulla nai de sake Prish ko... are mujhse kaha hota.. plate bhar deti... jaan bhi de sakti hoon Prish ke liye...

Sri : jaan waan baad me dena.. pahele teri plate me jo safed rasgulla hai.. woh Prish ko dede...

Ritzi : nai woh main nai de sakti...

Sri : ritzi.. tu to jaan de sakti hai na.. to rasgulla kyun nai deti 😡

Ritzi : are dur hatt.. badi mushkil se mara hai dusre ki thali se... 😉

Sri : to ek kaam kar.. Prish ke liye dursri thali se ek rasgulla maar ke aa...

Ritzi : thoda ruko...

Sri : khud ke liye la sakti hai.. jana jati kyun nai.. 😡

Ritzi : are light.. lights to jane de be... 😡

Prish : 20 min se zyada ho gaya ab uncle ko... itne der me to 500 rasgulle kolkata se mangwake kha sakti hoon.. badi baijati hui hai meri.. bilkul nai rukungi main abhi... driver gaadi nikalo...😡

Zain's papa : are baat samajo.. tum koi aur mithai kha lo...

Prish : thik hia... bt Zain ki dusri shadi me...

Zain's papa : ha ha thik hia... koi jaldi mithai lao Prish ke liye..

ab Prish dusri mithaiya khane lagi.. aur ghumne lagi...thodi der hui aur is baar to bhayankar tarike se sanki...

Prish : ye kya bakwas hai.. jalil kiya hai mujhe.. itna bada star hone ke baad bhi juth bolte hai... mahemano ko bula lete hai.. bt swagat nai kar sakte achhe se... kyun bhijwaya tha card mere pass.. maine bola tha??.. nai rukungi main..

Zain's papa : are ab kya ho gaya...

Prish : aap ko juth bolne ki kya jarurat thi...

Zain's papa : are par hua kya...

Prish : maine abhi abhi Suraiya aunty ki thali me ek safed rasgulla dekha... 😡😆

Zain's papa : ow kanha dekha rasgulla...

Prish : woh dekhiye... kone me khade hoke chaat rahe hai.. chasni bhi hai..

itne me sab sanak gaye...

Alice : are kya baat kar rahe ho... Suraiya aunty ki thali me chasni hai.. use de sakte hai... Prish di ko nai.. are Prish di ki baijati hum sabki baijati hai... apan bilkul nai rukenge... Prish di aapke aatamsamman ko lalkara hai.. hum bilkul nai rukenge... main bhi nai rukungi... main bhi chalungi aap ke sath..

Prish : ha chal nikalte hai...

Ritzi : Prish ki bejaati hum sabki bejjati hai... koi nai rukega...

Zain's papa : are kya baat kar rahe ho..

Sri : ab to bilkul nai rukenge shadi me.. Suraiya aunty ko aapne lake khila diya safed rasgulla... hum kya free fokat me aae the.. zain ki shadi me dance karne ke liye... hum bilkul nai rukenge...

Prish : Sri bahesh mat kar... chalo hum nikalte hai.. n counter se 501 ka lifafa lelo jo hamne gift me diya tha... 😡😆

Zain's papa : are aap log aise nai ja sakte... dekhiye.. nikal hone wala hai abhi.. aap nai ja sakte aise.. hamari bahot badi badnaami ho jaegi... aap ruk jaiye... 5 min dijiye.. main kansi se bhi safed rasgulla leke aata hoon...

Sri : thik hai Prish.. 5 min ki to baat hai... ruk jao

Ritzi : ha Prish.. thodi der aur sahi...

Prish : thik hai.. lekin 5 min se zyada 6thwa minute hua to aapke ladke ka nikah nai hoga..

Zain's papa bhage bhage gaye.. n safed rasgulla leke aaye...

Zain's papa : ye lo rasgulla... tum aaram se khao.. main jata hoon... nikah shuru hona wala hai..

Prish : thik hai jaiye aap.. thodi der pahele late to itna hangama nai hota... achha hai.. achha hai sab...😊😃

jaise hi Prish ne chakha... thu thu thu 😡😆

Prish : ye kya bakwas hai.. baijati pe baijati ho rahi hai is party me mere sath.. 😡

Sri : par ab kya hua... lakar de to diya rasgulla...

Prish : chup kar Sri... dahi wada deke chale gaye woh mujhe...😡😡😡

PS : i made this post in some other forum long back... m reposting it here with beinteha char 😳😛😆