OS-A Lazy Day In The Complicated Life of The Three Krishnas.
written to honor Miss. Sukanya Datta's wish.😆
Krishna and Arjuna are having some down time in their Private quarters, Devi Draupadi has joined them at their 'adda' and The Three Krishnas are happily gossiping about other Kingdoms and Royal Politics, Princes of Aryawrattha taking over the thrown, princesses getting married and new Heirs being born.
Arjuna: Madhav, aapke saale sahab kaise hai? Suna hai unke aur Magadh ke Raja Jarasandh ke beach me samsyaen chal rahi hai?
Krishna: Ha Partha, Shishupaal ke saath jo anyaye hua hai uske baad to Jarasandh bohot hi krodhit hogye hai saale saahab se.😆
Arjuna:😆 Per krodh to unpar karna chahiye jinhone Shishupaal pe, unka Vivah rok kar anyaye kiya.
Krishna: 🥱Us vyakti per krodhit hone ke liye Jarasandh ko kisi kaaran ki avashyakta nahi, krodh se adhik ghrina karte hai Magadh ke Maharaj us vyakti se.😈
Arjuna: Prattet hota hai is mahaan vyakti ko koi fark nahi padta hai.
Draupadi: Ye aap dono kya bole jaa rahe hai ... sadhaaran vyaktio ki bhaasha me pralaabh kijiye, aap dono ke ye bat karne ka tarika kisi ke palle nahi padta hai, samjhe?
Krishna: krodhit na ho sakhi, Partha tumhaare her Aadesh ka paalan karega.
Arjuna: <_< Aur aap kya karenge?
Krishna: 😈 Vidarbha ke Raaj mahel ki kanyaae tumhe bohot yaad karti hai Partha. Aaj bhi tumhari sundarta aur veerta ki charchaye hoti hai waaha pe.
Draupadi goes still, narrows her eyes and snaps her head in Tritiya Arya's direction.
Arjuna: He Madhav. * puts his hand on his forehead while shaking it*.
Draupadi: Vidarbha? Govind, aap ye kya keh rahe hai? Arya Rukmini bhaabhi ke Maike me kyaa kar rahe the? Wo waha gaye kab the? 😳
Krishna: Tumhaare janm se kuch varsh purva gaye the.😃 Tum to jaanti hi ho ki Devar ko kitna maan samman milta hai Kanya ke sasuraal me. Arjuna to Rukmini ke Maike waalo ka chaheeta hai. Mahal ka pratek Vyakti Arjuna per jaan chhidakta hai, itna adhik prem hai Partha ke Prati ki use Kanya Kaksha me bhi Pravesh de diya jaata hai.😃😈 Yaha tak ki mujhe bhi andar jaane ki anumati nahi mili per Partha ki baat hi kuch aur hai, iske Mukh ke tej aur Shahad jaisi meethi baato se sab kanyae bohot hi akarshit ho gyi thi.
Draupadi is fuming so much by then that the Dasis in the room are bringing Buckets and buckets of water just in case the Quarters get "accidentally' set on fire.Arjuna wants to go take a dip in the Ganga, he feels like he is almost burning by the fiery gaze set on him or maybe it is just his own embarrassment.
Draupadi: Vaah Govinda, kitne mahaan hai mere Arya. Aap ruk kyu gaye, aur batayie.
Arjuna: Mujhe prateet hota tha ki itni samay baad ab app Madhav ke haasya karne ki adaat ko samajh gyi hai. * Arjuna mutters weakly*
Draupadi: Moun rahiye, Arya. Aapke mukh ki lalima kuch aur hi bataa rahi hai mujhe.😡
Krishna: Ab kya kahu, Mere sasuraal waale mujhse kahi adhik Arjuna ko prem dete hai. tum vishwaas nahi karogi, jab Arjuna Kanyao ke Kaksha se waapas aya aur fir Jaane ki agyaa li to sab itne dukhi ho gaye ki bechaare ke peeche peeche bhaagne lage. Pura ka pura Mahal hi Arjuna ko rokne ki koshish karne laga, kal rang ke Pushpa aur abeer bhi pheke gayee.😈
Arjuna:Madhav ye aap kya kar rahe hai Madhav, aapko meri jaan pyaari nahi, kya ab mai aapke liye koi maayine nahi rakhta, meri agni me aahuti kyu de rahe hai aap.😭😭
Krishna: Tum kya keh rahe ho Priye. Maine kuch Asatya kaha hai kya?
Draupadi: Haa Arya, mujhe bhi batayie, Govind ne kuch asatya kaha?[* think about Draupadi lashing at Kunti*]
Arjuna: Nahi Panchali, Asatya nahi .. per unki baato me kabhi ekarth nahii ...
Draupadi: AAARGHHH ... moun rahiye, Arya. Aaj mere kaksha me aane ka prayaas naa kare, apka waha aana nishedh hai.
* Draupadi struts out of the room, her "saari ka pallu" 10 ft. behind her*
Arjuna: *looking forlornly at Madhav*
Krishna: *Madhav looking out of the window for another bali ka Bakra ... He thinks he sees Shakuni Mamujaan in the garden, showing his black teeth and winking at Duri Jaan ... or was he winking at that daasi ... hmmm.*
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