I'll take a break from KMMK, and do one about the last 2 episodes. KMMK will average 1 a page.
Shantanu & Satyavati were out on a date, fishing. The water currents made their boat collide against some rocks, so that Satyavati got thrown & landed on Shantanu. The 2 exchanged eyelocks, a la Maneet ❤️😆
Satyavati then resumed her fishing. Shantanu said something wrong about her not being able to catch a swordfish, which magically appeared in the river. So Satyavati took an hilsa fish as bait, and tossed it into the water. The swordfish took the bait, & Satyavati reeled it out.
Suddenly, a shark appeared, and Shantanu got his weapons ready. However, Satyavati took her harpoon, which her Norse friend from Scandinavia had sent her, and speared it. Shantanu sent it to Hastinapur, & they had a feast.
Shantanu then took Satyavati to a party, where they all took a good amount of alcohol, in addition to all the riverwater food. Shantanu told Satyavati of his previous marriage to Ganga, and how she had drowned all his 8 kids, so he threw her out. A year later, Vichitravirya was born, and went off to Panchala to fight king Prushata. Prushata took him prisoner and had him put on a Roman rack, which his Roman friend had sent him. Vichitravirya was left unconscious after the punishment.
In the meantime, the princess of Kashi - Amba, wanted a date. So she approached King Shalva, and they went on a date. On the way, they saw Satyavati, who was furious at seeing them enjoying while her son was goodness knows where. Amba retaliated, and the 2 started a fight - Satyavati w/ her harpoon, and Amba w/ her torch. 😆
Shantanu soon joined them and sat down w/ Shalva, in order to enjoy this catfight 😈
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