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👏👏Happy birthday jan...millions of mwahhh👏👏
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My wish came true!!! Cute cute segments wohooo!!!!!


Surbhiii :*
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Zoya's Shayri Part 2

Episode 90:

Sehra ki tapti meeti Allah se mange hai paani,
Sehra ki tapti meeti Allah se mange hai paani,
Mein nahi, apke bhai jaan himself is the "sabse bhari pareshaani"!

Episode 91:
India mein beche sarak milaja ti hai gai,
India mein beche sarak milaja ti hai gai,
Aur sarak kinare milti hai duniya ki best chai!

Episode 92:
Koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore bant sakta hai,
Koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore bant sakta hai,
Pakore itne yummy hai, admi apni toh kya, dosero ki bhi onlgiya chaat sakta hai!

Episode 96:
Ek sher aya hai zaara ghor se sunye,
Ek sher aya hai zaara ghor se sunye,
Mujhe nahi ata kisi aur se sunye!

Episode 98:
Jabi gose mein ho Jahpanna, whenever he is mean,
Jabi gose mein ho Jahpanna, whenever he is mean,
Onhe sirf mana sakta hai kahna behtereen!

Episode 99:
Jab problem hogayi hai solve toh kyun hai mathe pe shikat,
Jab problem hogayi hai solve toh kyun hai mathe pe shikat,
Aoo sab milkar mana teh hai zaikedaar saute chicken!

Episode 104:
Insaan wohi kaal kate gah jo ajj osne boya ha,
Insaan wohi kaal kate gah jo ajj osne boya ha,
Tanveer to gahi hai phone sone ne, mera naam toh Zoya hai!

Episode 105:
School mein meri best friend thi Sudah Pichori,
School mein meri best friend thi Sudah Pichori,
Aur dining tab;le pe meri best friend hai, yeh, Bhopal ki kachori!

Episode 107:
Doggy, bhow bhow, billi meow, aur bike vroom vrooom,
Chotki bajakar fix kardongi Tanveer ka bathroom!

Episode 109:
Tom Cruise and Bob Christo naam hai yeh angrezzo wale,
Holi ke mokeh peh tumne aal bone hai rangrezzo wale!

Episode 110:
Chinti ki cho nikli jise samjah tha sher ki dahar,
Chinti ki cho nikli jise samjah tha sher ki dahar,
Choha mila hame, after digging such a big pahar!

Episode 111:
Kahbi shola, kabhi shabnam, kabhi real, kabhi fake!
Kabh hasae, kabhi rolae, aur kabhi kilae yeh blueberry cheesecake!

Episode 112:
Tuesday ke baad jo aye use bhuddawar kehte hai,
Aur jo phone ka bill bharae osiko pyaar kehte hai!

Episode 121:
Brain hai mera sharp, koi chemical locha nahi hai,
Brain hai mera sharp, koi chemical locha nahi hai,
Lana toh hai onhe, par kese yeh socha nahi hai.

Episode 133:
App tehre hoshiaar, mein masoom nadaan hi toh ho,
Ab mein kya baat karo Phoppi se, ahkir mein mehmaan hi to ho.

Cheese mein hota hai vitamin B, har ghar mein hoti hai Badi Bi aur Zoya ke pas bhi hamesha hota hai plan B!

Episode 134:
Pehle toh baare baare lectures deke kiye mujhe bore,
Ab mere hi ideas chora rahe hai Mr Idea Chor.

Episode 136:
Aye joh khoon choos ne, toh mat nervousaye,
Aye joh khoon choos ne, toh mat nervousaye,
Inke gahne pe daat dijeye aur taali bajaye. Khel khatam.

Episode 140:
Bina oone ke sweater ko bon nahi sakta,
Bina oone ke sweater ko bon nahi sakta,
Jo khoya ho exercise mein woh kisiki son nahi sakta!

Dhake se nahi chale ti hamari kismat ki gari,
Dhake se nahi chale ti hamari kismat ki gari,
Kyun laga tumhe esa that I can't wear a sari?

Episode 144:
Bin kajol gajrari ankeh, kaan saje bin jhomke,
Bin kajol gajrari ankeh, kaan saje bin jhomke,
Ginte, ginte taak jaye duniya, yeh nah taake lagate dhomke.

Milte hai dou log esehi by chance-
Milte hai dou sherr bus yuhi by chance,
Chiriya aur gayi purrr, come on lets dance!!

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