"Tum hi mera Ishq ho...tum hi mera junoon
bas...tum hi tum...
CUT CUT!!"
...with this "CUT" began the EXTRAVAGANT journey of Superstar Rishabh Kundra and his heart-thrilling dialogues. Witty, smirky, snappy Superstar RK! If you think Amitabh Bachchan was the epitome of dialogues,
TV-pur's RK shushes you all...
With Vivian Dsena's larger-than-life portrayal of Superstar RK ic-ing the cake, Raghuvir Sir's O.U.T.S.T.A.N.D.I.N.G dialogues, RK became the USP of Madhubala-Ek Ishq Ek Junoon.
RK's character (described as "Kutta-Kameena" by his lovely CRAZY Pankhas or as you might call it, fan-girls!!) became the heart and soul of Madhubala. Girls went gaga listening his dialogues
(Aah! well I did and most of the people I know did it too... βΊοΈ)
Now THAT is something..am I right?
VD shushed all those C.R.A.Z.Y voices which yelled Vivian couldn't ACT or wasn't good in his dialogue delivery. Sexy voice, smirky lips, and slightly droopy and hawt eyes made Vivian and RK household names ALL over the WORLD.
Superstar Rishabh Mohan Kundra is known for the "larger-than-life" dialogues which are his and the show's USP.
"Jailor tum pinjare mein band parinde ko udne ki chunauti de rahe ho...Pinjre mein band sher ko toh chuha bhi angootha dikha deta hai. Pinjra kholo, fir aanka jaaye ki tumhare daawe mein kitna dum hai aur hamari jurrat mein kitna zor."
...and here comes Vivian Dsena a.k.a Superstar Smexy Rishabh Kundra. Rain drops trickling down the forehead, RK enacts Prisoner Dilawar who is being shifted to another jail. Dilawar taunts his jailor sahab and escapes. This is the first ever glimpse of RK- The Superstar.
"Bittu ji, bujho toh jaane. Aisi kaunsi cheez hai jo RK nahi khareed sakta? (Bittuji - "Sir, aisi koi cheez hai hi nahi.")...
Wrong Bittuji. Khud RK."
...people had seen male-leads, they were sweet, chocolaty, nice and family-oriented; but TV Industry was YET to see a cranky, snappy, superstar which was man of "not-few-words". He was arrogant, he was proud and he was hawt...He was proud of what he was, the richest superstar who considered nothing beyond his reach BUT himself.
"Kisine itni shiddat aur mohabbat se hume yahan bheja hai... Ab toh iss saja mein bhi maja hai...Madhu-ba-la.."
...hence started the NEVER-ending love-hate relationship of Rishabh Mohan Kundra and Madhubala Shamsher Mallick. They fought, they loved, they attracted each other.
"Yehi to baat hai biwi...RK kabhi acha nahi ho sakta kyonki acha hona RK ke standard mein hi nahi hai...kyonki RK Best hai aur rahega"
lo ji... if biwi thought or expected RK to be the "pati-parmeshwar" for her.. ahaan! he's RK!! and RK can never be good...he'll always be the BEST!!π RK made it clear to everyone... He was here to rule!π
"Waise mujhse recently kisi ne kaha hai ki jo kaho wo khud bhi karo...Tumne wo dialog sirf TRP badhane ke liye bola tha?"
This man is a PROVED psycho...π€£ I mean c'mon! TRP...like seriously...! He never fails to amaze his phan-kas! Uff...! I wonder how his BIWI takes his antics... she's indeed a brave girl...
"Paglon ki si nafrat...Paglon ka sa ishq...Paglon ka sa Junoon...Dono ne milkar kya khoob nibhaya - Madhubala Ek Ishq Ek Junoon"
woah! woah!! that was indeed HAWT huh...βΊοΈ how many of you fainted...Aah! well I did!!π€£ RK explaining the meaning of Madhubala-Ek Ishq Ek Junoon in RK style <3 Madhubala was shattered, the viewers got her sympathy but RK's dialogues made every viewer smirk a bit. This is RK, the multi-layered Superstar of Indian Television.
"Mere piyaa gaye rangoon...Wahan se kiya hai telephoon...Mobile tod gaya...Right Kameena Aflatoon"
you've had it RK...you're JUST TOO MUCH <3 π€£π€£ With Biwi shattered at his accusation, viewers fuming with anger for insulting the character of a woman like Madhubala, this surely got all the viewers roll down their beds and laugh at this croaky voice of Superstar RK singing the infamous "Mere Piya Gaye Rangoon"
"Phir bhale hi koi mujhpe Violence, Man-Handling aur Pagalpan ka ilzaam lagaye"
aur yeh maara...!! chauka chhakka!! and whateverπ€£.. What a MASSIVE 'tamaacha' on the viewers...π€£Yeh hai RK meri jaan <3 You question him and he has answers to say it all...
"Maana Ki Hum Do Jism Ek Jaan Hai... Par Do Jism Ek Kaan Nahi Hai"
...who would have thought that people would get the extended version of Do Jism Ek Jaan in such a wayπ³, I wonder the original mind behind "Do Jism Ek Jaan" must be pulling his hairs for penning down such an epic line because our very own RK shushes everyone and makes it RK style... Do Jism Ek Kaanπ€£ Poor Sultan, no one can EVER understand RK-The Superstar.
If you think you've had ENOUGH! Then... Ahaan! Wait a second...!! Its not over yet!
Picture abhi baaki hai mere DUSHMAN!!π³
*I am NOT rude... Ahaan! I am just madly in love with RK...βΊοΈ. No wonder you guys must have understood...this is again one of his CRANKY lines*
Not only did his dialogues machao-ed dhoom-dhadaka-tehelka, our adorable Tharkey's one-liners are almost on every second person's lips!..
"Madhubala... Ahaan!"
...the TRADEMARK of Superstar RK from Madhubala-Ek Ishq Ek Junoon. Depicting the not-so-good image of RK-The Snappy Superstar, this smirky line is on the lips of MANY of his fan-girls(π³)
"To aao Bhagwan-Bhagwan khele"
π³ I mean seriously RK, you're just too much...
"Pack-Up!"
...another of his trademark dialogue, God knows who casts RK in his films because records have it, RK has never completed a day's work properly and with a PACK-UP!
"Main bhi insaan hu...aasmaan se nahi tapka hu.."
...thanks for clarifying Superstar, we thought the other way round... no wonder your dialogues are way too simple for us... terrestrials to understand...Ahaan!π€£
"OUT!! OUT!!"
...Deepali Gutter-queen Sikander Bhatia very well knows this punchline of RK-The Superstar Kundra... she's been the sole-proprietor and sole-audience of RK's OUT!
"I Love You Mere Kaatil Papa"
...Poor Shamsher Mallick, kaise aadmi se paala pada hai...
"Aap Sab Se Guzaarish Hai... Aur Guzaarish ki spelling hai O.R.D.E.R"
...bang on RK!! How dare can anybody point fingers at Mrs. Rishabh Kundra?π‘ Well done...
"Kukku Bhatia and Performing Arts Nautanki Gang"
...does this need an explanation?? Deepali Bhabhi, Kukku Bhatia and Sikki ji...all hell bent on proving Madhubala Rishabh Kundra wrong and here comes the MASTER-STROKE... A very AWESOME phrase for Bhatia Group of Badmaash Companyπ³
"Kaala Akshar Deepali Barabar"
..and here goes... kabada of one of the OLD sayings of Hindi Literature... Kaala Akshar Bhains Baraabar is NOW...Kaala Akshar Deepali Barabar...
Had fun? I am cent percent sure you had a laughter riot reciting RK's SUPER-TASTIC dialogues... For more, stay tuned to Madhubala-Ek Ishq Ek Junoon Mon-Sat, every night at 8:30PM!
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