me back with my blabbering...😛
hehe...😃
padhai se tang aagayi hun yaar... kitna bhi padho kaafi nahin hai...
i was relaxing then this idea came in my mind so i penned t immediately...
abhi warning you all poora bakwas hai...read at your risk...😆
this is like a sequel to Banda ye bindas hai
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/3470341 😊
do read this before going to this part...
looong bakwas hai... jhel lena please...
oki ek aur baat... i am picking out some time from my study schedule to write... i know i am not updating my regular stories, uske liye dil se maafi chahti hun. my mind not working on that.
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kam se kam like to ban ta hai na yaaro... but as always no force... accha nahin laga to ignore karo ya mujhe pm karke bataiyega ki where i lacked and what you din like...
happy reading...
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They drank, they sang. They grooved to music, shook body.
He waltzed with her and her and even her. God knows who they were.
He moved his hands and legs (literally) with anyone and everyone around him...
All they knew was they were high on drinks.
Who cares about world? Did they???!!! NO. why should they????
I HATE YOU, LIKE I LOVE YOU and JAA CHUDAIL at disco was all they sang and danced...
They proved BANDE YE BINDAS HAI...
Until...
They were caught by their resp Hitler didi's...that was what they called them behind their back.
Riya saw her elder brother Sameer and her love Arjun on a bench outside the disco, speaking gibberish. Same scene played infront of ankita, younger sibling of Arjun and love of sameer...
Anger knew no bounds after they listened to their beloved's I-AM-SO-INNOCENT talks...
"aaj tum donon ki khair nahin...ghar chalo batate hai hum..." said riya and ankita in unison...
"sammmeeerr..."
"arrrjunnn"
Both friends for life purred..
"sameer, huhk... Hitler ankita *huhk* on duty hai..."
"haan...aur reeeya bhi..."
"aap dono chal rahe ho ya should we drag you to car?"
Came angry voice of Miss.Raute, soon to be Mrs.Rathod.
Sam and arjun saw totally 4 people in front of them, with their hands on their hips.
They both stood up unsteadily on their shaking legs and saluted –
"ay ay madam"
This was enough to piss off the two ladies.
They just dragged their most precious people and 'dumped' them in the back seat and started the car. All the way they had to bear the drunkards.
"YEEE DOSTIEEE...HUM NAHI *HUHK* TODENGE"
Started sameer which was continued by Arjun in his not soo pleasant to bear at times voice
"TODENGEEE HUM AGAR, FEVICOL SE JODENGE"
"bhai, you are singing it wrong...its tera saath na chodenge... there is no fevicol"
"annkkuuu.. *huhk* don't you know dear ki FEVICOL KI JOD SABSE MAZBOOT HOTI HAI"
"stop screaming Arjun... ek aur baar chillaye na, to Devi ma ki saugand tumhe samundar mein phenk ke aaungi... samjhe ya samjhau?!" riya spoke through gritted teeth and glared at him through the mirror.
Arjun sat on his seat like a good child, with arms crossed and a finger on lips.
"Hitler didi" muttered sameer in his ears to which he nodded vigourously.
"kya kaha aapne bhaiyya? Aap paagal ho gaye ho kya??"
"reee...meee n paaagal... nooo..." he shook his head in negative...
"riya inse baat karne se koi faida nahin hai. Seedha ghar leke chalte hai... pata nahin aur kya kya sun na padega hume..."
"bhool gaya sab kuch...yaad hai sab kuch... yaad nahin sirf tera naaammm... ankita I love you..." sameer sang jumping on seat like a small kid.
ankita blushed prettily. This pissed riya to no extent...
"why are you blushing now? That idiot brother of mine is of no use now. I think Devi maa ne unke dimaag ki jagah ghaas and gobar bhar ke bheja hai. Kya anaab shannab bakwaas gaa raha hai... aur tu, laal pe laal hue jaa rahi hai..."
Then she muttered to herself
"atleast bakwas ke naam pe anku ko ilu to kaha. Aur ek ye hai. Kuch nahin bol rahe hai" then she spoke to Arjun
"kyun ji arjunji. Aapko kuch nahin gaana kya??"
"gaana hai na reeya"
"I am not reeya. Its riya. Aar,ai,wai,ae.. riya."
"ok. Aar,ai,wai,ae riya... mai gaau?" he cleared his throat and started. All this time ankita was recording their antics in her mobile.
"POOOLON KA STARS KA EVERYBODY'S KEHNA HAI.. EK DOOSRE MEIN, MERI BEHNA HAI. SAARI UMAR, USSE SAM KE SAATH REHNA HAI... LALLALA LAA LALA..LALALALALA.."
"hey bhagwan... indonka kya karun...?ankita, inhe chup kara na..." riya pleaded anks while driving.
"main kya karun? Bhai, sam, aap dono chup chaap baitho please..."
Sameer all of a sudden clapped his hands and yelled
"arrjun... teri hitler didi ne please bola... meri Hitler didi ko please ka 'p' bhi nahin aata"
"sahin kaha sam... ek please... no..." he sat patting sam's shoulder.
Riya halted the car with a screech. Both riya and ankita turned towards them and glared them hard.
"Hitler??? Hum donon?"
"no... humne koooch nahin kiya... plomish" said Arjun and sam in unison.
"pehle disco mein ladkion se chipak ke dance kar rahe the. And ab... ab ye nakhre.. ankita, ek kaam kar. Dupatta le aur unke mooh-haath baandh de... shaanti se ghar to pahunchenge.."
Ankita did as she was told. They tied the two with dupattas and climbed back to her seat..
"riya chalo, chalte hai... by the time we reach they may fall asleep...chalo"
"yeah
right..." riya started the vehicle and drove in peace. She glanced back to see
sameer sitting like a small innocent boy and so was Arjun. She smiled at them
and concentrated towards the road.
Suddenly she heard
"BACHAO...
HUME KAI BACHAO... PLEASE... THESE TWO GIRLS ARE KIDNAPPING US TWO JAWAAN
LADKE... HUMARI IZZAT KA SAWAAL HAI... BACHAO..."
Ankita, horrified turned towards the backseat and saw Arjun banging windows and yelling.
"ankita... tu ne uska muh band nahin kiya kya???? See doosre vehicles waale hume dekh rahe hai.."
"band to kiya tha.. pata nahin kaise khol liya unhone... main abhi theek karti hun..."
She bent towards him and was busy in handling Arjun. Suddenly she felt a peck on her cheek.
"I love you... o ai ni ankita..."
She turned to sameer and saw his half drooped eyes, a smile on his face. She lowered her gaze and blushed.
"ommm...vooov...ooo...iiiaaa"
came muffled voice
Riya turned and saw Arjun trying to speak.
"kya hai??"
"aatttii ooolo"
"kya"
"aatti oolo eleee"
Ankita opens dupatta covering his mouth and he says
"I looove you rii..."
Rest of the
ride to their home was smooth.. riya and ankita thought that the two were tired
and would be easy to handle.
They reached
arjun's house and riya got down to help ankita in handling Arjun.
"anku, take care. Main mere gadhe bhai ko le jaa rahi hun. Abhi tak to chup chaap baitha hai, najaane kab kya kar de. Open the door. I ll get arjun in."
Ankita went ahead and unlocked the door while riya supported Arjun.
But to their dismay, tornado came out of his somber self and whooshed into the house before the rest...
"SAMEER BHAI...","SAM...", "SAMMEEERR"
With that three people rushed inside the house.
"SAMMMYYY... i love you mere bhai..." arjun ran and hugged sam.
"mujhe na, aaj Arjun ke saath rehna hai.. pleash..."
Sameer stood there with best puppy face he could manage.
"bhai, you are coming with me now. Chalo, gaadi mein jayiye. I am coming."
"no, main mere hunny bunny ke saath rahunga... haina"
"haan... I wanna be with my dumpling sameeer..."
sameer kissed his cheeks from behind and arjun made faces.
(imagine this in some casual dress...😉)
Riya and ankita slapped their forehead.
"humne kaun sa gunah kiya ha ki aaj in donon ko aisi haalat mein jhelna pad raha hai... thank God ki humare Mom dad Mumbai mein nahin hai... warna..."
They were interrupted by noise and singing from arjun's room.
"You Are My Pumpkin Pumpkin
Hello Honey Bunny
I'm Your Dumpklin Dumpklin
Hello Honey Bunny
Feeling Something Something
Hello Honey Bunny, Honey Bunny
Toko... Toko…" arjun sang.
"ab na meri baari hai" said sameer and
started singing
"You Are My Pumpkin Pumpkin
Hello Honey Bunny
I'm Your Dumpklin Dumpklin
Hello Honey Bunny
Feeling Something Something
Hello Honey Bunny, Honey Bunny
Toko... Toko…"
They jumped on bed, had pillow fight and then finally slept exhausted.
Riya and ankita just watched them, shaking their head in negative at their antics, all the time ankita recording it.
NEXT MORNING
They both woke up due to strong rays of sun hitting their eyes and throbbing headache.
"aaah... mera sar..."
"sam... sar bohut dard kar raha hai yaar... kal tu ne mujhe kya pilaya?"
"wo to bus... WAIT... WHAT AM I DOING HERE?? In your room... on your bed?????!!!" sameer asked horrified
"YE TO MUJHE TUMSE POOCHNA CHAHIYE SAMEER... kahin tumne mujhe..."
"shut up will you??? Aisa kuch nahin hua hai, samjhe... mujhe heart attach mat de yaar..."
"main kaha heart attack de raha hun? Meree khud ka haal itna bura hai..."
"look. I love your sis and you love mine. So there is nothing between us ok..."
"jaanta hun... par..." Arjun scratched his head in confusion about how they came here.
"aakhir
hum yahan aaye to aaye kaise? Mujhe kuch yaad kyun nahin hai????" both said in unison
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Riya and ankita stood on the other side of door and laughed their heads off...
"aage jaake ye videos kaam aayenge ankita... keep them safe"
"sure riya... aise nazare har roz thodi na milte hai..."
They both hi5ed each other.
***the end***
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