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1. Anhoni ko honi karde honi ko anhoni (2)
hot...handsome...👍🏼 dashing..!
Mahendra Singh Dhoni..! 😊
2. Ruhani sukoon aur dil main chain hona chahiye (2)
apka naam ASAD nahi CHAIRMAN hona chahiye 😛
3. Na kabhi zulf ka saya dekha hai
na abhi zulf se khela hai (2)
woh bodybuilder 🐷 kya jaane asli zulfe kya hoti hai 😃
4. Bus ke peeche truck...truck ke peeche lorry (2)
phone theek karwane se pehle 😆 kehna padega SORRYY..! 😉
5. Dheere nazar se aashiq gayal ho jata hai (2)
bina mobile ki insaan immobile ho jata hai 😭
6. Aakh darein hai pani se
aur daulat darti kadki se (2)
MR.ASAD AHMED KHAN har gaye 👎🏼 suno aaj ek ladki se 😳
7. Haan...pareshaan hoon main
lagta nahi kuch sahi
meri Sharukh KAAN mein jumkha hai
Salman KAAN mein nahi...😔
8. Galathi ki saza hoti hai
bhool ki hoti mafi (2)
aaj jahapana khud khaneez ke liye 🥺 banakar layi COFFEE..! 😕
9. Marne ke baad heaven dikhe
har kisi ke yeh mannat hai (2)
aapke bina 🥳 Bhopal mein theen din
Bhopal toh JANNAT hai..! 👏
10. Meter se lamba kilometer...kilometer se lambi mile (2)
plzz dont break it appi 💔...u agreed already..!
11. Kyunki iss duniya mein life hai itni fast (2)
tats why i luv ❤️ watching REPEAT TELECAST..! 😲
12. Dieting karaye 🥱 akal ko
akal hui hai moti (2)
hw will u teach her tat??..when der s no choti..! 😳
13. Aapke ghar mein mohabbat hai ❤️
iska dar chayi hui (2)
deeware tak lovers hai
cono mein mila karti hai...😃
14. Tirchy thopi wale 👏...akal se badgai thale (2)
dil toh already the ab moong bhi honge kaale...🤢
15. Baatein mein ho mitas 😃
toh lagta hai banda nake (2)
kadvi baatein bhool jaye
hav some CHOCOLATE CAKE...! 🥳
16. Faazlon ko tair karne main 😲
kismat bangayi FACTOR (2)
acchi rahi toh ho sakta hai
miljaye lift in dis TRACTOR...😆
17. Amir ka kehna hai nahi ho sakti
improved perfection 😲 (2)
ab main Mr.Khan ko dikaungi
unki ASLI REFLECTION...
18. Jahapana six pack kab kahenge koi mil gaya ❤️ (2)
aap pyaar mein padenge aur kahenge
ohh noo...mera ghutna chil gaya 😕
19. Jab ho jaye galti
toh maang lo APOLOGY...😭 (2)
aur jab kaam atak jaaye
toh use karo TECHNOLOGY..🤢
20. Jiske chale jaane se
dance floor ho jati hai beva...👎🏼 (2)
trust me aapke andhar bhi chipa hua hai
aisa hi ek PRABHU DEVA...😆
21. Mere hamsafar na baniye
hume akele ke aadat hai 🤔 (2)
zabaan mein mishri na milaye
hume karele ki aadat hai...😵
22. Toot jayega dil mera 💔...soul bhi hogi hurt (2)
if u don't let me silo your shirt...🤪
23. Aapki hasi ne udaya gham ka nivaaz 😃 (2)
jab pankaj nahi hai aap toh kyun hai udaas 😔
24. I'm so talented mujhe kuch dhikaye nayi 🥱 (2)
samne Taj Mahal bhi ho mujhe kuch dhikaye nayi..⭐️
25. Jahapana sixs packs dikhte hai bina kameezon ke 😳 (2)
bina knock kiye andhar aana kaam hai batameezon ke 🐷
26. Sehra ki tapti mitti...ALLAH se maange hai pani..
main nahi..aapki bhaijaan himself hai sabse badi parishaani..😡
27. India mein beech sadak par
mil jaati hai gaayi...🤔 (2)
aur sadak kinare milti hain
duniya ki BEST chai...🥳
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