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This post is inspired by Tanu's post "Why do Girls' in this Show never Graduate' and some answers to the query including Mudra's and mine.
There lived a far-sighted ruler, named KP, 
in the pretty little town called KTLK. KP believed he was different and his rules were different and thereby the people in his kingdom were different.
in the pretty little town called KTLK. KP believed he was different and his rules were different and thereby the people in his kingdom were different.He thought he had very innovative ways of ruling his kingdom and had some absurd (sorry mature views) regarding education. Let's take a look at them...
Girls will be given free education, including enrolling for professional courses. But here's the catch...
Mature people will use their education only for domestic purposes... 
1.Language -
Learn to read recipes, letters, speak on the phone and learn outdated dialects. Not to be used while signing contracts and business deals.
Learn to read recipes, letters, speak on the phone and learn outdated dialects. Not to be used while signing contracts and business deals. Girls were permitted to use their language as long as it was restricted to I don't know, sorry, i'm confused, help me.
2. Maths -
Learn numbers, counting, fractions, measurements to follow recipes, count money and keep account with grocery shop and dhobi.
Learn numbers, counting, fractions, measurements to follow recipes, count money and keep account with grocery shop and dhobi.3. Social Science - It is an important skill to locate distant places on a globe 
only to be used when you have to go on a honeymoon.
only to be used when you have to go on a honeymoon.4. Technology - a working knowledge needed to search for recipes on internet and find out how a gaon ki gori dresses up, or send pictures of glass frames and t-shirts.
Men above 35 should possess no knowledge of parts of a car or how to repair it.
5. Professional courses like Medicine is to be used only to help ailing relatives (Bade Baba)or those aspiring to become relatives(Monster Mallu).
Experienced surgeons to stop work at the slightest of illness and stay at home to battle domestic wars
Senior doctors
to drink tea and get confused between past and present.
to drink tea and get confused between past and present.Fashion Designers to hook prospective grooms by turning crook in front of prospective in-laws.
MBA's only to research the impact of eating noodles at wee hours of the morning.
Lawyers 
can only claim to file charges but can only charge at prospective grooms with a broom.
can only claim to file charges but can only charge at prospective grooms with a broom.Defence personnel- 
having fought for the country - now need to accept all the wrong doings and play peacemaker.
having fought for the country - now need to accept all the wrong doings and play peacemaker.6. Girls may represent their state for kabbadi matches 
but drop down before society, at the first instance.
but drop down before society, at the first instance. But but... KP made an exception for his beloved, Mallika -
she graduated and even practised medicine. KP let her do it for 12 years and decided that she had not learnt the ways of the world and enrolled her for a Doctorate in Maniac Measures for Despairing Devils.
she graduated and even practised medicine. KP let her do it for 12 years and decided that she had not learnt the ways of the world and enrolled her for a Doctorate in Maniac Measures for Despairing Devils.For details on this course please await Dr. Graves research paper which will soon be posted.
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