Originally posted by: arpita25
Sab se accha mujhe ye laga ki is baar yahan hume encourage karne k liye Esha hai. But Preet hai kahan aaj kal? Kuch pata nahi hai us ka.
Joke for yesterday
Amit asked Veer:- "Do you know how can you find your wife in a supermarket if she is lost?"
Veer:- "Vaise meri to shaadi nahi hue hai abhi fir bhi bata de."
Amit:- 1. Have a look around at the shoppers, then walk up to the prettiest girl in the store.
2. Say to her, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the supermarket somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
3. The pretty girl will ask: 'Why?'
4. You reply: 'Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materialises out of thin air.'
JOKE for today
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