Boring contestants of Survivor India!

I do not like contestants of Survivor India-The Ultimate Battle Forum.😕

Immediately please, request them to change the participants. Big Boss Contestants are free now. All will be happy to be part of the two teams that they make there, TEAM DEVIL-Comprising of Sid, Mahek, Amar, Shraddha and TEAM EVIL-Comprising of Sky, Juhi, Sunny & Pooja Bedi (Pink & Green...remember?????😛)

TASK ASSIGNED: Do some fishing, cook them and eat to survive!

TEAM DEVIL:

MAHEK (Husky Voice): Macchhliyaan pakadni hain yaar!😛

SHRADDHA(Bush baby eyes): Macchliyan toh bahut fast tayrti hain, koi kaise pakad sakta hai yaar?

AMAR-Just smiles😊

SID: Hehehe, arey buddhu, Macchliyon ko jaal fenk ke pakadna hai, yaa kaanta daal ke, daud ke naheen pakadna hai--hehehehe!😆

SHRADDHA (Eyes grow to bangle size): 😲Buddhu kisko bola Mr. Siddartha Bhardwaj?

SID (Unable to anticipate coming Tsunami): Aapko bola? Aur kisko bola?

SHRADDHA (Hell breaks loose): Tu Buddhu, Tera Khaandaan Buddhu---

SID (Screams): 😡Khaandaan pe mat jaana, Khaandaan pe mat jaana, bol deta hoon---

SHRADDHA (Hysterical): Duniya ka sabse paagal ladka hai ye Siddartha Bhardwaj.Kaam-vaam hai naheen iske paas----

MAHEK(In the meanwhile): Chup ho jao. Chup ho jao. Chup ho jao tum dono! -----Mr. Amar. Aap aur Sid fish pakadiye, Hum ladies unko cook kar denge.

AMAR (Non committal): Hmmm

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IN THE MEANWHILE, TEAM EVIL:

SKY: (Maniacal laughter) Hein-hahahaha, Hein hahahaha. Hein hahahaha! Abhi bolte hain, macchliyaa pakdo. Kal bolenge Titliyaan pakdo. Hein-hahahaha, Hein-hahahaha

JUHI (Inside her badboodaar sleeping bag, rotten expressions): Ab wo chhodo. Sky, aap aur Sunny macchliyaan pakdo na please. Mujhe hydro-phobia hai----sob-sob. Main wait karoongi

POOJA BEDI (Squeaks): Auu meli paali Kukki. Mamma hain naa apni paali Kukki ka saath. Go Sky, you and Sunny get some fish please. Don't get naughty, only fishing-----------(gets to that irritating kid voices)-otherlwise Kiichhmicchh naalaaz ho jaayegi, mela Coochi-Coo!

SUNNY (Buddhu Baccha Looks): Maine, Je bolna thha ki Juhi toh Vegetarian hain. May be, Sky aur main jungle mein jaa ke thoda fruits bhi collect karenge---------(winks at Sky).

SKY (Too dumb to get Sunny's ishaara): Ye kya baat hui? Fish bhi pakdo, Fruits bhi lao, main naheen karta ye Task, Huttt!

JUHI (Painful expressions): Mat karo mere liye taqleef please. 😭 Main bahut adjusting type hoon. Situation ke hisaab se Dil pe pathhar rakh kar Chicken ya Prawn khaa leti hoon. 😭Aaj fish bhi khaa loongi----kshama karna mujhe Santoshi Maata, Kshama Karna Maa Durga. Jao Sky, Macchi le aao please.😭

IN THE MEANWHILE TEAM DEVIL:

MAHEK (Shouting at Amar): Sid akeyla fish pakad raha thha aur maine dekha, Poore Hindustan ne dekha ki aap Sky ke saath, Rival team ke dushman ke saath khusar pusar kar rahe hain.😡

AMAR (Protrudes his lips): Toh?😲

MAHEK (Husk of voice turns deeper): Toh matlab? Ye dosti ke khilaaf hai, ye team spirit ke khilaaf hai----

AMAR (Shaking his right hand): Arey Hata saawan ki ghata. Main yahaan Game khelne aaya hoon. Team ke liye sirf Macchli pakadne naheen

SID(Shrieking from the river): Jaane de usko Mahek. Main khud pakad loonga Macchliyaan😃

MAHEK (Excited): Amar hamein aapki zaroorat naheen hai. Jaiye apne Sky Walker ke paas. Sid, kya pakda abhi tak?

SID (Embarrassed): Abhi tak to 1 Maindhak---aur-aur---😳socha thha ye badi fish hai---magar, fata hua joota nikla kisi ka Mahek-- 😳---

MAHEK: 😡 Naalayak hai tu ek number ka Sid. Amar, Amar?

AMAR: Kya hai?😡

MAHEK: Please Sid ki help karo na. Please. Please!😳

🤣 lol i could imagine this cruiser ... ohhh i m missing BB5 Pink room rockers heheheh

but one more thing after watching survivor i can say there are more fights and masala waiting for us to see... actually here the contestants are living in more difficulties ... so as the time will pass u will appreciate them as they are !

keep those posts coming!!!😉

Thank you God! For granting Cruiser the grace to share his wit with all of us witless ones!

OH! and BTW--thank you too Cruiser!!

great post love u bro love U!!!!!🤣

Cruiser keep the good posts coming!!! Hats-off to you..ammmaazing...I am pretty sure that in a couple of weeks we'll be rooting for some of the Survivor contestants too.

Cruiser aagaya line pe

Noway we can survive this survivor without a hot & active forum

Thats how we survived bb too
Keep it flowing cruiser

Survivor Contestants are better... Can't imagine those naazuk ladke and ladkiyaan from BB5 trying to lift logs etc 😆

Originally posted by: amina.ahmedraza

but one more thing after watching survivor i can say there are more fights and masala waiting for us to see... actually here the contestants are living in more difficulties ... so as the time will pass u will appreciate them as they are !

Have you seen the Poll result on top of this post!😛

9 to 1, people feel Survivors contestants are better than BB-5 ones! This would never happen had the same poll been on BB-5 forum!

So thats encouraging for Survivor! Surely it has it's share of fans!😛