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sum more of our dear santa banta


1. Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means...

S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service

2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....

4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped
him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

5. Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match.
Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match cancelled due
to rain".

6. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I
press the bell, but no one comes out.

8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha
kya bana rahe ho? Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and
slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.


10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my
ticket everytime.

hey some1 plz tell me if u like my funny pics or not?
shud i keep posting pics?
or only text?
plz reply soon 😊

hey sure ... keep up with the pics...i think they're fun and cool...i never really checked this thread b4...but so nice to see all r havin fun...
the pics were great sammie...do post more of them 👍🏼

hey sure ... keep up with the pics...i think they're fun and cool...i never really checked this thread b4...but so nice to see all r havin fun...
the pics were great sammie...do post more of them 👍🏼

i'll love to do dat
its all my pleasure 😊

so some new pics from my side 😊

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.


what MORAL do u get???

An IDEA can change your wife.

A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(


Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the speed of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...


ANS: Because at the speed of light V = C