Maya : Oh common Indu. Aise subah subah muh banakar kyun baithe ho?
Monisha : Daddyji! Yeh dekhiye, Maine aapke liye Sev Batata Puri banayi Hai!
*Oh Shucks*
Maya : Kyun, kal raat ki aloo ki sabzi Bach Gayi thi kya?
Monisha : Nahi Mummyji! Do hafte puraani poori thi naa isiliye woh 'Chanaram zaraa sev lanaa' waale Cooking Show ko dekhkar yeh banaya Hai. Pata Hai, uss show Mein sirf sev ki recepies aati Hai!
Par Daddyji, aapko kya hua? Yeh Sev Batata Puri ko dekhkar toh khush ho jayiye!
Maya : Please, Monisha. Tumhara khana dekhkar koi kaise khush ho sakta Hai? Pichle maheene woh Rajma ki sabzi Mein se Mari hui chipkali ki boo aa rahi thi.
Monisha : Mummyji, please! Overacting mat kijiye. Usmein sirf ek makkhi nikli thi, woh Bhi zinda!
*How do you say*
Maya : Isko chodo, Indu, batao naa! Tum Aise maayus kyun baithe ho? You should be excited! Aur kal toh kitna special din Hai tumhaare liye!
Sahil : Exactly, Dad! Kal aapki anniversary thodi naa hai Jo Aap...
Maya : What do you mean?
Monisha : Main batati Hoon Mummyji! Woh last year...
Indravadan : Beta, beta... Woh story baad mein batana okay? Abhi hum ispe concentrate karte Hai ki main sad kyun Hoon.
*Flashback*
Indravadan : Doctor, yeh theek toh ho jaayenge naa?
Madhubhai : Andar AC toh Hai naa? Woh garmi Mein bohot problem Hogi mujhe, letne Mein
Doctor : I'll try my best. Waise Bhi 60 ke baad kisi cheez ki guarantee nahi hoti. Kal hi inke Jaise Ka operation kiya tha aur woh...
Indravadan : Aree wah! Woh chal base?
Doctor : Nahi. Unka operation successful ho Gaya
Indravadan (sadly shocked) : Oh.
Doctor : Lekin Meri woh 60+ waali Bindi Mausi... *Sobs*
Woh apne 60th birthday par hi chal basi.
Indravadan : Toh woh 60+ kaise hui?
Doctor : Birthday ko ek minute ho chuka tha naa...
Aaj toh fashion saa ho Gaya Hai, 60th birthday par marna.
...
Sahil : Common Dad, yeh sab fizool ki baatein Hai!
Maya : Yes darling...
Rosesh : Maine toh ek kavita Bhi likhi Hai ispar...
Indravadan : Kameene! Namak haram! Itni jaldi mere Marne ki!
Rosesh : Nahi Dad... Maine toh aapke Janamdin par kavita likhi Hai.
Aaj Hai special din, deta Hoon main badhai,
Kyunki 60 years puraane ho Gaye hain Indravadan Sarabhai.
Unki liver aur lung Hai nearly alright
Phir Bhi unhe hoti Hai 25 saal Pehle ki jeans tight
Maya : Chodo naa Indu. Chalo ab so jao and guess what? Tomorrow we're partying!
Indravadan : Rosesh, ab main tumhe kabhi nahi pareshan karunga. I'll be a good father now. Main accha aadmi bankar jeena chahta Hoon.
...
Wooosh!
Rosesh wakes up, startled.
Rosesh : Kya daddy, kitna accha sapna tha! Aur yeh kya... Moma, daddy ne mujhpar phir se thanda paani daala, woh Bhi bistar Mein.
Indravadan : Happy April fool's day, my son, oops, my fool!
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