**The Chronicles Of Narad Muni & HeinHeinKumar** Pt 5 Pg 10 - Page 4

Originally posted by: svs_2

i wasnt active since whole week just got time today to come online
though i read it before only
sorry for not responding before

Haha, actually I had it seen since few days but couldn't read it yet as I was busy with the Caption Contest I've organized in IPK forum on the ocassion of it's anniversary, also it's anniversary preps and then wars in ipk forum 😆 in all I was a lot of busy there so couldn't visit SvS

^What of holding a PSC here to promote the forum? I'll talk with Meli Di then :)

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

^What of holding a PSC here to promote the forum? I'll talk with Meli Di then :)

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

I've a reason - this piece of writing was lying unread since a week 😆

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

Hey all Sarabhians!

So randomly, I thought of penning down this series, the first installment of which is here. So relax, and enjoy!

Note : This'll contain all the members of Season 1 in their normal manner. But the focus, ofcourse will be on our two bickering souls.😆

The Chronicles Of Narad Muni & HeinHeinKumar

1. Sarabhais Out For A Play

Maya : Indu, ab jaldi chalo. Woh ek rupaye waali toffee apni jeb Mein baad mein bharna.

Indu : Ek rupaye bolna zaroori tha?

Maya : Ab Monisha Ka kuch toh asar padega naa Sweetie...

*Door bell rings*

Maya : Darwaaza kholo please

Indu : Main mard Hoon

Maya : Toh Iski complaint mujhe kyun kar rahe ho?

*Goes to open the door*

Maya : Hey bhagwan!

Indu : Kya hua?

Maya : Madhu foofa Aaye hain... Suitcase lekar.

Indu : Inko yahin lock karke do din ke liye kahin chale jaatein Hai

Maya : Common Indu, do din ke liye agar main Monisha se door rahi toh uski ghar ki halat... I can't even imagine!

*Dhishkyaaon Dhishkyaaon*

Maya : Hum... bhahar jaa rahe hain. Natak dekhne.

Madhu Foofa : Pathak? Falguni Pathak Ka show Hai? Main Bhi chalunga

Sahil enters with Monisha

Sahil : Chale Mom Dad... Yeh kyun Aaye hain?

Maya : Poocho inse

Sahil (claps loudly to grab his attention) : Madhu foofa, idhar idhar. Aap - yahan - kyun - Aaye - hain?

Madhu Foofa : Main yahan kyun aaya hoon?

Maya : Thank God!

Madhu Foofa : Haan woh ghar Mein painting Ka kaam chal raha tha toh main yahan aa Gaya.

Indu : Kash inke kaan ke saath saath inka naak Bhi kharab hota.

Maya : Aap kuch khayenge?

Madhu Foofa : Hein?

Indu : Bass, isi ki Kami thi. Maya bolo Inko cyanide chatwaun ya balcony se phek doon? Chodo, inka gala hi daba deta Hoon *moves to strangle him*

Maya : Oh common Indu!

Sahil : Foofa, khaana!

Madhu Foofa : Taana? Haan, ab Saas toh bahu ko tanaa maaregi hi.

Maya : Aisa zaroori nahi Hai, par Monisha jaisi bahu ho, Jo underwear Bhi balcony Mein sukhaati Hai, doodh ki theliyon ko geela karke bathroom ke tiles par lagati Hai, puraane kapdon ke badle Shantabai se jhagadkar bartan leti Ho...

Indu : Oh, Monisha Muradabaad Express. Iss Hein Hein Kumar ko saath Mein lo aur chalo!

Theatre

Announcement : Play is about to begin, please take your seats.

Maya : Woh Indu, Shantaram tumhe backstage bula raha tha.

Indu : Accha?

*Goes to the backstage. Meanwhile everyone takes their seats and Madhu foofa's adjoining seat is left empty*

Indu : Maya, yeh tumne accha nahi kiya

Maya : Later, darling. Ab baith jao.

After two minutes into the play :

Madhu Foofa : Indu, woh actor kya keh raha Hai? Bol naa.

Indu : Chup rahiye!

Madhu Foofa : Main kyun chupoonga kisise?

After every minute :

Madhu Foofa : Hein?

Indu gets up from his seat and goes away. While roaming in the canteen, an idea strikes him.

The next day

Maya (on phone) : Yes Mrs. Mathur. Oh, the play was fantastic! What a brilliant performance!

Aree Madhu Foofa ko kuch nahi hua. Bass woh Indravadan ne unka muh band rakhne ke liye, yahi koi das plate bateta vada thoos diye the.

I know right? Aaj kal bateta vada kaun khilata Hai? It's so tastefully middle class. Unko hyperacidity aur gastronomic attack ke baad hospitalise karna pada. Waise Chinta ki koi baat nahi Hai.

Haan haan hospital se seedha apne hi ghar chale Gaye. Yeh sab toh bohot trivial baatein hai, you say, what's on there?

Indu : Mayaaa! HeinHeinKumar Ka phone aaya tha! Bol rahe the uss natak ko mujhe sunao. Nahi toh main wahan aa jaunga...

🤣

...

Cheers!

Mahi.

after reading this
i really thought this was written update of any epi of first season which i missed😆😆
could actually see all d happenings of this scene
it was completely hilarious
poor indravardhan
madhu bhai ek din uski jaan leke manenge...
very well written👏👏

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

2. Tit For Tat

Indravadan : Maya, khaane Mein kya Hai?

Maya : Exotic rice topped with freshly cooked lentils with spicy mangoes & freshly garnered onions with a tinch of lemon.

Indravadan : Wah! Wah! Kya baat Hai

Monisha : Daddyji, Mummyji Khichdi, aachaar aur kaande ki baat Kar rahi Hai.

Maya : Monisha! Kaanda is so vernacularly middle-class!

Indravadan : Kya? Khichdi!? Accha Monisha, tumne kya banaya Hai?

Maya : Hogi, koi ek hafte puraani sabzi aur do hafte puraani daal. Beta, tum roti Bhi baasi khati ho kya? Kitne din puraani? Bechaara Sahil. How I feel for him!

Monisha : Nahi nahi Mummyji! Aaj Maine fresh khana banaya Hai! Palak ki gravy banayi aur roti Bhi utaari.

*Enter Sahil*

Sahil : Jali hui

Indravadan : Yeh tumhaare haath Mein kaunsi hard disk Hai Sahil?

Sahil : Yeh hard disc nahi, Jali hui roti Hai Dad.

Indravadan : Oh... Maya, main khana yahin khaunga.

Monisha *crying* : Haan haan, jitna mazak udaana Hai, uda lo. Pata Hai, kitna mushkil hota Hai khana recycle karna.

Maya : Beta, tum aur kya kya recycle Kar leti Ho? Hotel se mangvaaye gaye, plastic ke flimsy dabbon ke alawa? Aur haan, woh toote windcharm se Bhi Toh tumne earrings aur bracelets banaye the. Woh beads par toh zang Bhi lag Gaya tha Beta.

Indravadan : Tum har Baar seedha Monisha Haaye Haaye kyun nahi bol deti?

Sahil : Rukiye, Mom, Dad. Aaj kya recycle kiya Hai khaane Mein?

Monisha : Woh chaar din Pehle Paneer Butter Masala mangvaya tha naa?

Maya : ShreeSagar Restaurant se? Use khakar tumhaare ghar ke choohe marr Gaye kya?

Monisha : Nahi Mummyji, woh thodi Bach Gayi thi. Toh uske Paneer Maine aaj Palak Paneer Mein daal diye.

Sahil : Kyaaa!??

Monisha : Dhokar Daale the Sahil, taaki Masale Ka taste naa aaye.

Maya : Unbelievable! Atrocious!

The phone rings

Maya (on phone) : Haan kaki, oh oh. Aap bilkul Chinta mat kijiye. Hum Hai naa, rakhlenge unka dhyaan. Khava peeva ni pann chinta nahi karta (don't worry about food also).

Indravadan : Kaun Hai Maya?

Maya : Aree woh Jigna kaki Ka phone tha. Unki tabiyat kharab Hai naa, toh Madhubhai Ka dhyan rakhna hoga

Indravadan : Kise?

Maya : Humein, aur kisko? Tum jaakar mil aana kal.

*Enter Rosesh*

Rosesh : Momaa! Momma! Sahil Bhai, Monisha Bhaabhi. Good news Hai.

Indravadan : Beta, good news auratein deti Hai. Woh Bhi shaadi shudaa.

Maya : Oh shut up Indravadan! Bolo Beta...

Rosesh : Meri poem Lion's Club ke annual literary awards ke liye nominate hui Hai!

Maya : Oh really? That's fantastic news!

Indravadan : Accha, kaunsi poem?

Rosesh : Ek second, main padhkar sunaata Hoon

*Removes a paper from his pocket and reads*

Sahil : Marr Gaye. Accha, hum chalte Hai, bohot kaam Hai.

Monisha : Parr Sahil, Rosesh ki poem..

Sahil : Tumhe Sunna Hai you ruko

Monisha : Aree nahi, mujhe Bhi kaam Hai

*Ohh yeahhh*

Rosesh : Cheese ke peeche Chooha aur Choohe ke peeche cat,

Hati ke pareshan Karne par jab cheeti kaati toh woh boli : Tit for tat.

Indravadan : Aree bass bass. Cheeti kahan kaati yeh Toh bataya hi nahi? Par mere safed Choohe, kya idea diya Hai!

Rosesh : Mommaaa... Dekho naa

Maya : Indu, kyun pareshan Kar rahe ho bacche ko?

Indravadan : Yeh baccha nahi, torture machine Hai!

"Ab aayega mazaa, behrelaal!"

Morning

Indravadan : Maya, Maine Madhubhai ko yahin bula liya Hai, lunch pe.

Maya : Really?

Indravadan : Aaj bohot mazaa aane waala Hai!

Maya : Indravadan... No mischief, okay?

*Door bell rings*

Maya : Aayiye Madhubhai.

Indravadan smiles at him and gets busy in reading newspaper.

Madhu Foofa : Aur Indu, kaisa Hai?

*No reaction*

Madhu Foofa (loudly) : Main pooch raha hoon tum kaise ho?

*No Reaction*

Madhu Foofa : Aree behere ho kya? Sunaai nahi deta?

Indravadan suppreses a laughter

Madhu Foofa : Aree Maya, Indu ko sunaai nahi deta kya? Ilaaj kyun nahi karwa lete?

Maya : Khaskar tab sunaai nahi deta jab main doodh peene bulaati Hoon.

Indravadan : Eh Maya! Aaj subah hi poora glass doodh peeya tha!

*Bites his tongue as he realises he's spoken up*

Madhu Foofa : Hein?

Indravadan : Maya!!

Some hours later

Maya (on phone) : Hello Sarita! Yeh peeche se awaaz? Woh kuch nahi, Indu aur Madhubhai behra behra khel rahe hain. Oh, main baad mein explain karoongi! Tum batao?

*Sees a moving sack*

Maya : I'll call you later!

Maya : Indu, yeh kya hai?

Indravadan : Madhubhai hain ismein. Inko lejaakar Aligarh waale farmhouse Mein dafan kardonga. Kisiko Pata Bhi nahi chalega! Kaki ko bol dena yeh yahan Aaye hi nahi the.

*From sack* : Hein?

Indravadan : Uugghhh!

...

Cheers,

Mahi

haha INdravardhan playing behra behra with hein hein kumar..
it was d best i tell u...
just enjoyed it to fullest

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

The next part is here!

3. Technological Harassment

Maya : Hell-o Sarita! Yahan sab bilkul theek Hai. Tum batao, how're you doing? Haan, Indravadan humaare Behere Bakasur urf Madhubhai ko doctor ke paas lekar Gaya Hai, annual checkups, you know!

*The doorbell rings*

Maya : Lagta Hai koi aaya Hai. I'll call you later sweetie!

*Opens the door*

Maya : Oh my goodness!

Dushyant comes in followed by Indravadan & Madhubhai

Dushyant : Mummyji, jaldi hatiye, it's an emergency! I need help, I need manpower right now!

Rosesh : Manpower Matlab?

Dushyant : I don't have the time to explain!

Maya : Oh my, finally! Thankyou Dushyant.

Indravadan (whispers to Maya) : Khud Ka kaam theek se Karne aata ho yaa nahi, dusron Ka kaam bigaadna zaroor aata Hai Inko.

Maya : Koi bataeya mujhe ki mere hall se yeh ICU waali feeling kyun aa rahi Hai?

Dushyant : Daddyji, humaare paas time nahi Hai! Jaldi se kuch clips aur white cloth le aayiye.

Madhubhai : Kya? Maut? Maut toh sabko Ek din aani Hai, ismein taiyaari kya Karna?

Dushyant : Aapne woh faulty, breakdown se joonjhti hui earpiece ko abhi Bhi pehen rakha Hai? Pata Hai kitni takleef Mein hoga woh?

Madhubhai : Barfi? Mere liye Kesar waali, Tiwari Sweets se.

Maya : Dushyant beta, tum please shant ho jao. Machine marr nahi jaayegi. Par yeh sab hua kaise? Tum log toh doctor ke paas Gaye the naa?

Indravadan : Main batata Hoon. Hum check up ke baad...

Madhubhai : Doctor ne kya kaha Indu?

Indravadan : Matlab aapko kuch sunaai nahi diya?

Madhubhai : Hein?

Indravadan : Toh phir jab doctor ne poocha ki kya aapko sunaai deta Hai, apna sir kyun hilaaya?

*Goes on to cross the signal*

Indravadan : Aree abhi signal green Hai, ruk jayiye!

*Doesn't bother to stop him when he dashes against a car*

Madhubhai : Indu mujhe bachao!

Dushyant comes out the car

Dushyant : Aap... OMG!

*Picks up the slightly smashed earpiece*

Dushyant : Yeh mujhse kaise ho Gaya? Phir toh...

Maya : Madhubhai toh bhere hain hi par mujhe Bhi kuch sunaai nahi de raha!

Indu : Jamai Raja uss earpiece par drilling machine Jo Chala rahein Hai! Agar woh zinda hoti toh aaj sach much Mein chal basti.

Indu : Dushyant, tum apne saath drilling machine Bhi carry karte ho?

Dushyant : Kyun, agar Sonia apni purse Mein lipstick carry karti Hai toh main drilling machine kyun nahi carry Kar sakta?

Madhubhai : Tum log itni chinta Mein kyun ho? Yeh kaan kyun band Kar rahe ho?

Indu : Behre hone Ka pehli Baar Anand utha rahein Hai naa?

Madhubhai : Hein?

*Goes to Dushyant*

Dushyant : Yeh rakhiye Zara

Madhubhai : Kya? Phekiye? Okay

*Throws the drilling machine*

*Rosesh picks up a pillow to save himself from the machine*

*The pillow bursts into cotton shreds*

Maya : Oh my baby!

Monisha : Haila Mummyji! Aapko dedh hazaar Ka chuna lag Gaya!

Maya : Chuna lagna? It's so Bhaiyyaji-ish down-market!

Dushyant : Yeh kya kiya aapne? Machine... Machine, phek Di? Matlab aapne machine ko phek diya? Kitne patthar Dil insaan Hai Aap! Hatiye Zara, bhagwan, aaj Ka din hi kharab Hai! Mujhe dekhne do please.

Madhubhai : Hein? Tum log kab theek se bolna seekhoge?

Indravadan : Agar mera bass chale toh main Dushyant par technological harassment Ka case Kar doon!

Madhubhai : Maya, ghar Mein aachaar Hai?

Maya : Aur inpar bass chale toh?

Indravadan : Inke toh mujhe saat khoon maaf Hai!

...

Cheers,

Mahi.

Dushyant the greatest😆😆
poor drilling machine
oh sorry
poor pillow😆😆
indu ko saat khoon maaf h par sirf madhubhai ke😆😆
superb...
loved all 3 parts
plz keep wrting
& plz pm me wen u write more
i wil read...

Thankyou and I'll surely PM you :)

Originally posted by: .-Amethyst-.

Thankyou and I'll surely PM you :)

@Pari : I'll ask Meli Di for permission 😆

My Pleasure😃