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3. Technological Harassment
Maya : Hell-o Sarita! Yahan sab bilkul theek Hai. Tum batao, how're you doing? Haan, Indravadan humaare Behere Bakasur urf Madhubhai ko doctor ke paas lekar Gaya Hai, annual checkups, you know!
*The doorbell rings*
Maya : Lagta Hai koi aaya Hai. I'll call you later sweetie!
*Opens the door*
Maya : Oh my goodness!
Dushyant comes in followed by Indravadan & Madhubhai
Dushyant : Mummyji, jaldi hatiye, it's an emergency! I need help, I need manpower right now!
Rosesh : Manpower Matlab?
Dushyant : I don't have the time to explain!
Maya : Oh my, finally! Thankyou Dushyant.
Indravadan (whispers to Maya) : Khud Ka kaam theek se Karne aata ho yaa nahi, dusron Ka kaam bigaadna zaroor aata Hai Inko.
Maya : Koi bataeya mujhe ki mere hall se yeh ICU waali feeling kyun aa rahi Hai?
Dushyant : Daddyji, humaare paas time nahi Hai! Jaldi se kuch clips aur white cloth le aayiye.
Madhubhai : Kya? Maut? Maut toh sabko Ek din aani Hai, ismein taiyaari kya Karna?
Dushyant : Aapne woh faulty, breakdown se joonjhti hui earpiece ko abhi Bhi pehen rakha Hai? Pata Hai kitni takleef Mein hoga woh?
Madhubhai : Barfi? Mere liye Kesar waali, Tiwari Sweets se.
Maya : Dushyant beta, tum please shant ho jao. Machine marr nahi jaayegi. Par yeh sab hua kaise? Tum log toh doctor ke paas Gaye the naa?
Indravadan : Main batata Hoon. Hum check up ke baad...
Madhubhai : Doctor ne kya kaha Indu?
Indravadan : Matlab aapko kuch sunaai nahi diya?
Madhubhai : Hein?
Indravadan : Toh phir jab doctor ne poocha ki kya aapko sunaai deta Hai, apna sir kyun hilaaya?
*Goes on to cross the signal*
Indravadan : Aree abhi signal green Hai, ruk jayiye!
*Doesn't bother to stop him when he dashes against a car*
Madhubhai : Indu mujhe bachao!
Dushyant comes out the car
Dushyant : Aap... OMG!
*Picks up the slightly smashed earpiece*
Dushyant : Yeh mujhse kaise ho Gaya? Phir toh...
Maya : Madhubhai toh bhere hain hi par mujhe Bhi kuch sunaai nahi de raha!
Indu : Jamai Raja uss earpiece par drilling machine Jo Chala rahein Hai! Agar woh zinda hoti toh aaj sach much Mein chal basti.
Indu : Dushyant, tum apne saath drilling machine Bhi carry karte ho?
Dushyant : Kyun, agar Sonia apni purse Mein lipstick carry karti Hai toh main drilling machine kyun nahi carry Kar sakta?
Madhubhai : Tum log itni chinta Mein kyun ho? Yeh kaan kyun band Kar rahe ho?
Indu : Behre hone Ka pehli Baar Anand utha rahein Hai naa?
Madhubhai : Hein?
*Goes to Dushyant*
Dushyant : Yeh rakhiye Zara
Madhubhai : Kya? Phekiye? Okay
*Throws the drilling machine*
*Rosesh picks up a pillow to save himself from the machine*
*The pillow bursts into cotton shreds*
Maya : Oh my baby!
Monisha : Haila Mummyji! Aapko dedh hazaar Ka chuna lag Gaya!
Maya : Chuna lagna? It's so Bhaiyyaji-ish down-market!
Dushyant : Yeh kya kiya aapne? Machine... Machine, phek Di? Matlab aapne machine ko phek diya? Kitne patthar Dil insaan Hai Aap! Hatiye Zara, bhagwan, aaj Ka din hi kharab Hai! Mujhe dekhne do please.
Madhubhai : Hein? Tum log kab theek se bolna seekhoge?
Indravadan : Agar mera bass chale toh main Dushyant par technological harassment Ka case Kar doon!
Madhubhai : Maya, ghar Mein aachaar Hai?
Maya : Aur inpar bass chale toh?
Indravadan : Inke toh mujhe saat khoon maaf Hai!
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Cheers,
Mahi.
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