The guy needs a serious reality check
With the new season of 'Sa Re Ga Ma Pa 2009' starting from tonight on Zee TV, its show host Aditya Narayan has already started giving immodest quotes about himself.
He claims to be looking sexier (ask this irritant its definition please), having lost a lot of weight (wasn't he skinny already?) and sporting a new hairstyle (the Mohawk copied from Aamir Khan in TZP).
The spoilt brat says he got inspired to lose weight and aim for a six pack after seeing Shah Rukh Khan's six pack abs in 'Om Shanti Om's Dard-E-Disco number. The Bitch feels if Aditya Narayan goes aiming for a six pack abs he will definitely end up giving tough competition to Vijay Raaz in physical proportions!
Beware 'Sa Re Ga Ma Pa' fans, as this time this idiotic bloke is going to do his anchoring without any script. He feels that since he has anchored more than 100 episodes, he can do without a script and that he has become smart enough to say his lines impromptu!
His bragging about is extra special abilities don't stop here. He further claims to have been offered at least 50-60 films as a lead actor till now.
The Bitch is 100% sure that if this is true then these films must have definitely been of the C grade cinema category. Well from makers of movies like 'Zara Bachke Bhoot Bangle Ke Andar', 'Jungle Mein Amangal', 'Bedroom Mein Twist' etc etc. No sane A or even B list producer would dare to sign this brat and go bankrupt.
He says he is considering romantic leads and singing his own songs in teenage love stories and not work in any off beat films. Well, dude you don't have to worry about that. The off beat makers are sane enough not to approach you for anything.
By the way Mr. Full of himself has acted as a child artist in films like 'Pardes' and 'Jab Pyaar Kisise Hota Hai'. Actually oversmart kids like him had led to the rise of child artist hating Cine fans until Darsheel Safary came up with TZP. That's why Aditya beta needs to understand that acting as a main lead abhi koi bachche ka khel nahi raha!
Coming back to the point of calling himself sexy, Aditya feels he has got a massive female fan following. The Bitch feels he needs to get out of this misconception immediately. After having been dumped by Mauli Dave the Sa Re Ga Ma Pa 2007 participant (yeah, the same one taller to him by 4 inches) he seems to have really lost it!
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