😛😉..Fun-Unlimited...😆😛
Hello friends, join Fun-unlimited by posting some hilarious jokes and messages as SRGMP Grand-Finale will be shown in Saturday 25th.Dec.2010..so lets share some light and funniest moments with SRGMP Forum members...and bring smiles on everybody's faces...Here are some jokes I have posted below.read and enjoy..😃
Conductor: A musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.
1-Q: If Hitler, Stalin and a conductor all walked into the room in which you were standing, and you had a gun but only two bullets, who would you shoot first?
A: The conductor...twice.😉😛
2-Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' 😆😆
A: The conductor. Business before pleasure.😉😆
4-Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death ' we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They mis-spelled my name!"😆Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".😉😛
Aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?
Doctor-Haan kyun nahi.
Sharabi-Toh Mumbai Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chhudwa do..😆
Champaklal : Sir I am Ph.D.
Interviewer : what do you mean by Ph.d?
Champaklal : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY'. 😆😉
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