Chapter 1
"You are my dream please come true..." Zoya looked at a picture and kissed it. Every night from the day of her 18th birthday Zoya Farookhi prayed the same before she went to bed. A sweet smile played on her lips as she drifted off into sweet sleep. Her head placed on a soft pillow and her heart calling out to the man of her dreams.
In a far off place, on a fluffy cloud was a kingdom of love. There in a palace an ethereal looking bride dressed in an off white wedding lehenga sat across her prince separated by a translucent curtain. Through her veil and the curtain the bride looked at her groom. He was the most handsome groom.
"Zoya Farookhi kya aapko Mr. Khan se nikaah Qubool hai?"
"Qubool Hai."
"Mr. Khan kya aapko Zoya Faoorkhi se nikaah Qubool Hai?"
Zoya smiled as her dream man, her Mr. Khan was about to say Qubool Hai.
"Zoya, bacche utho beta. Zoya wake up it is morning. ZOYA!!!"
Zoya woke up with a startle when she heard her mother call out her name at the top of her voice. Sleeping beauty Zoya frowned as her mother once again disrupted her dream.
"Ammi, kya hua? Tch, why did you have to wake me up? Do you have any idea how pleasant the dream that I was seeing was?"
"Bacche, dreams unhi ke poore hote hain who wake up on time and work hard for their dreams to come true. Come on now get out of bed you are getting late."
Zoya could not believe her ears. Her ammi woke her up because she was getting late! Getting late for what? It was Sunday. Zoya went back to sleep. Razia went and opened the curtains. Zoya moaned from the tapping sun-light against her face. She blinked, shut her eyes, blinked again. She yawned, managed to fully open both eyes. The sunlight bathed her skin as she lay on her side. She tried closing her eyes. Her mind was fuzzy, the last remnants of a dream being chased away by her ammi waking her up. It was a nice dream, her dream man, her Mr. Khan was about to say Qubool Hai. Groggy, hair messy up, side of face covered in dried drool, boogers in eyes but Zoya Farookhi still looked the most beautiful girl in Bhopal.
"Zoya beta utho, get out of bed and get ready." "Ammi get ready for what? It's Sunday. I don't have to go anywhere. Please let me sleep for some more time." "Nahi Zoya you can't sleep any more. There are a lot of things to do before Asad comes." "Ammi subah subah kiska naam le liya aapne. Now my entire day will go so bad. Mera Sunday barbaad kar diya uss bandar ne." "Zoya mind your tongue. Asad is older than you aise baat karte hain bado ke baare mein?" "Ammi badappan age se nahi actions and attitude se aata hai. As if you don't know how he behaves with me." "Zoya you are no less. Now get ready and go arrange his room so he can settle in comfortably. You have everything you will need and also Haseena will help you." "Ammi that Bhaiseena is of no use. She will not help me instead she will get in my way and make things worse for me. Ek minute! Why do I have to get Asad's room ready? Main uski biwi hoon kya? Yuck!!!" Zoya felt as if she puked in her mouth saying that she was Asad's wife.
Insha Allah, ek din ban jaaogi.' Razia said in her mind and smiled. She went to the kitchen and began prepping for Asad's welcome home party. Dilshad was making other arrangements for the arrival of her son. Gafur and Rashid were summoned by their mothers Noor Bano and Sabreen.
"Assalamu Alaikum ammi. Assalamu Alaikum khaala." Gafur and Rashid greeted the elder ladies. "Waalaikumussalam! Baitho. You know that Asad is returning home tonight. We want the two of you to announce Asad and Zoya's nikaah as soon as possible." Noor Bano and Sabreen told their son's their wish. "Ammi itni jaldi kya hai? Asad will be returning tonight let him settle here then we can ask them about it." "Rashid there is no asking the children. Don't you know that Noor and I have decided that Asad will marry Zoya." "Yes khala but..." "But what Gafur? Don't you trust us? Do you think that Asad and Zoya are not a good match for each other?" "No ammi it is not that it's just that those two are always at each other's throats. Don't you think we should give them time to at least be polite with each other?" "Gafur, Rashid we have told you our decision. If you can't do it we will. We know how to do it. Tum dono ko apni ammi ke liye kuch karne ki zaroorat nahi hai. Go and tell your wives about our decision."
Gafur and Rashid took leave. When they came out they saw Najma and Humaira. Naughty smiles played on their lips. "Abbu? Asad bhai and Zoya bhabhi." "Abbu bolo na Asad bhai will be my jeeju?" "Humaira, Najma it is bad manners to eves drop." Gafur told them in a slightly stern voice. "Najma go and tell your ammi and Razia bhabhi that we want to meet them in the study." Gafur and Rashid went to study. Najma and Humaira were very happy that Asad and Zoya would get married. Zoya who had no idea about anything was in Asad's room. She decorated his entire room the way he would have liked it. She did not want to do it but had to as her ammi and Dilshad chachi told her to. The room looked beautiful. If it were up to her she would have let some mice make it their playground. She would have loved to make Asad suffer like in Ocean's 13 the real Five Diamond reviewer, suffered numerous discomforts during his stay at the hotel. She smiled at the thought of Asad's going through all the trouble and laughed imagining all the fun she would have.
Razia, Gafur, Dilshad and Rashid were in the study. Gafur and Rashid told their wives their mothers' decision to get Asad and Zoya married as soon as possible. "Suniye ji what's the rush? Zoya is 20, she is studying. Aap ammi se keh dijiye tini jaldi nahi." "Razia bhabhi, I agree with you. Asad is coming back after 2 years of internship. He does not have a permanent job. Wo abhi family business nahi join karna chahta. He has to make something of himself before he can support a wife. Rashid nahi itni jaldi shaadi nahi ho sakti." "Haan haan the two of you will refuse because it is our, your mother in laws' decision. Ya Allah yehi hi bahuyein likhi thi humaari kimset mein." Noor Bano said with her usual dramatic flair. "Haan toh le aati kisi aur ko? Khandaan se bahu kyun le aayi?" Razia gave it back to her mother in law Noor Bano. "Mere abba ki marzi thi ki khandaan ki ek lauti beti khandaan mein hi rahe. That is why I got my only son married to you, my dear niece." Razia was Noor Bano's youngest brother's daughter. She was the only daughter in the family. Being aunt and niece they adored each other but when they came in their saas bahu mode Gafur the bechara pati and beta was sandwiched between them. "Oh so you wanted someone else to be your daughter in law? Why aren't you saying something to your ammi?" Razia directed her anger towards Gafur. Sh was extremely jealous if any other woman ever looked at Gafur right from their early days. "What can I say? She is your phuppi you tell her?" The SK mansion was heaven on earth where both the Khan and Siddique family resided under one roof. This heaven turned into hell only under two circumstances when there was saas bahu situation between Razia- Noor Bano or Dilshad - Sabreen or when Asad and Zoya were out to get each other.
Gafur was already trapped in the saas bahu drama. Rashid silently prayed that his wife and mother do not begin the same. He looked around to avoid Dilshad and Sabreen. He saw the reason behind the saas bahu drama happening in the house. Two young girls were having a gala time seeing the live saas, bahu and saazish show of which they were director and writer. "Humaira, Najma come in right now!" "Jee abbu, yes chachu." "Oh both of you don't act all innocent. Ye aag tum dono ne lagayi hai na?" "What can we do? No one tells us anything. Abbu you did not tell us when we asked you about Asad bhai and Zoya bhabhi." "Yes chachu even we can help you in getting them closer and agreeing to get married." "And how can the two of you do something which is an uphill task for your parents and grandmothers?" Razia, Gafur, Dilshad, Rashid, Noor Bano and Sabreen looked at Humaira and Najma who could not stop smiling.
"Well then what is your plan?" asked Dilshad. "Ammi Zoya wants to become Mrs. Khan wo toh pakka hai but her Mr. Khan is not one but 4 in 1." "Kya? She wants to marry four Khans?" Razia almost fainted. "Ammi please stop watching television. This is not the era of Mahabharata and Zoya aapi is no Draupadi. What Najma means Zoya aapi wants her man to have a quality of her favorite Khan actors." "Aaj kal ki ladkiyaankitni demanding hain. Humein toh jo mila use hi apna hero maan liya." Dilshad sighed. "What? Main college ka hero tha na jaane kitni ladkiyaan marti thi mujh par but I chose you." "Excuse me! Ek I love you toh bola nahi gaya aapse Rashid. Agar ammi ne humein aapki bike -par ghoomte nahi dekha hota toh humaara nikaah kabhi nahi hota." Sabreen rolled her eyes. This was the same lover's quarrel Rashid and Dilshad had from years. "Arre love birds stop your story. Bacche tell us about Zoya's wish for her Mr. Khan." Humaira went to the white broad. She and Najma alternately wrote Zoya's wish list. "Shah Rukh khan jaise dimples and eyes." "Amir Khan jaisi intelligence." "Salmaan Khan jaise six pack abs." "Aur lips and smile Imraan jaise..." Razia, Gafur, Dilshad, Rashid, Noor Bano and Sabreen all screamed together "HASHMI?" Humaira and Najma burst out laughing on seeing the looks on their elders' face. "You guys are so funny. It is Zoya's Mr. Khan and Imran Hashmi is not a Khan. We were talking about Imran Khan!" "Whew!" Everyone sighed of relief.
Najma and Humaira put Asad's photo next to the wish list. "Shah Rukh khan jaise dimples and eyes." "Check. Asad bhai ki aankhon mein koi bhi ladki doob jaaye and his dimples on his cheeks without pimples. Aye haaye." Najma talked about Asad like her college friends did the only difference was that they did not add bhai to his name. "Amir Khan jaisi intelligence." "There is no one more intelligent than Asad bhai." Humiara too praised her Asad bhai. "Salmaan Khan jaise six pack abs." Najma and Humaira were both confused. "How do we know? Zoya aapi can check it for her self." "Besharam ladkiyaan." Razia scolded them. "Aur lips and smile Imraan jaise..." "Haan my son's smile is the cutest. Yaad hai bhabhi when he was born, all the nurses ere fangirling over him. Nazar na lage mere bacche ko." Dilshad removed a little khol from her eyes and put it on Asad's picture. So this was how they would convince Zoya to agree to marry Asad. Whereas Asad was concerned his dadi knew exactly how to get it done. Thoda sa emotional blackmail would do it.
Zoya looked for everyone in the house. She could not find them. She came to her room and was feeling a little tired after all she like a kaneez had done so much work so that jahaanpanah Asad could come and settle in comfortably. She decided to take a nap. She removed the picture from under her bed. She closed her eyes and once more wished for him to come true. When she opened her eyes after making the wish the first thing she saw was HIS picture. "Humaira bhi na can't she put her hero, her Asad bhai's photo in her own room or somewhere else like the garbage bin? I was praying for my dream man and I saw this monkey's face. Even he is a Khan but the only Khan he is similar to is Amjad Khan, dono villain. Ek Ramgarh ka Gabbar and the other SK mansion ka Gabbar." She shut her eyes and pulled the blanket over her face.
"Zoya Farookhi kya aapko ____ _____ ____ se nikaah Qubool Hai?"
"Qubool Hai."
"____ _____ ____ kya aapko Zoya Farookhi se nikaah Qubool Hai?"
"Qubool Hai."
"Nikaah Mubarak Ho! Now it's time for the moonh dikhayi." All the elder ladies took Zoya to a stage and her husband too sat next to her. A chaddar was put over their heads. "Zoya, beta don't feel shy. Lift your eyes look at your husband's image in the mirror beta."
"NAHIII...Ye shaadi nahi ho sakti!!! I have already changed my surname because of him I am not doing it twice in one lifetime."screamed Zoya.
She woke up kicking and screaming. Her breathing was heavy and sweat drops formed on her forehead. She had goose bumps on her arms. She covered her face with her hands and turned her face towards Asad's picture. She parted her left index and middle finger. Through that gap she looked at Asad's picture.
You are my worst nightmare never come true...
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