Earlier today me and a poster with the username "angad_kripa#1" were discussing how Gajendra and Vikrant need a big lecture, and angad_kripa#1 mentioned how suitable it would be for Mother India aka Prerna of KZK to give them a bashan, since she's so good at it! I got inspired from a funny scenario she provided, and imagined what it would be like if Prerna gave them a lecture on letting K-R unite! (Warning: If you don't watch KZK then you won't understand 80% of this)
Vikrant and his gang storm into the Rathore house's lawn. Gajendra comes out with his own gang and then all of the morons point guns at each other.
Vikrant: Mujhe Krishna chahiye!
Gajendra: Ab tum log yahan se zinda nahi lauto gey!
Vikrant: Kahan chupa ke rakha hai Krishna ko?
Then a dramatic music plays...and Prerna is shown walking towards them in slow motion with a danda in her hand and an angry expression on her face...she comes up to them and starts blabbing angrily...
Prerna: Aaj to tum logo ne saari hadhein par kar di hain. Do pyaar karne walon ko judaa kiya hai. Ab to main tumhe sabak sikha kar hi rahoongi!
Vikrant: Tumhari itni himat! Shayad tum janti nahi ke Rana parivaar ke mard kisi bhi aurat se nahi darte!
Prerna: Kya? Kya kaha tune? Tu aurat se nahi darta? Tere jaise log jahilon se bhi zyada jahil hote hain. Tujhse to baat karna hi bekar hai!
Gajendra: Yeh tum kahan se beech mein aa gayi? Yeh serial khatam hone wala hai aur audience ko betaabi se intezaar hai ke story mein kya hoga. Chalo yahan se dafa ho aur hamein jaldi se apna kaam karne do.
Prerna: Audience ko teri aur Vikrant ki bakwaas mein koi interest nahi hai. Main yahan is liye aai hoon kyon ki sab chahtey hain ke Krishna aur Radhika ek ho jayen. Main bhi unke saath hoon!
Akash/Ajay/Ranveer/Vishal/Dhanraj try to say something, but she points a finger at them and says "CHUP!". Then she starts beating the two grandpas with her danda. Soon, Komolika arrives while her famous "Nikaaaa" music plays in the background.
Komolika: Prerna, tum khud apne betey ko sudhar nahi saki. In logo ko kya sudharo gi!
Prerna turns around in slow motion, gritting her teeth while her eyes blaze with fury.
Prerna: Ab mujhe mera beta waaps mil gaya hai. 25 saal ke baad mujhe mera Prem waapas mil gaya...magar tune uski khushiyan cheen li. Tune Mukti ko maar dala!
Komolika: Main ne Mukti ko nahi mara!
Prerna: Tu jhoot bol rahi hai! Tujhse yeh baat bardasht nahi hui ke Prem mujhe 25 saal baad waapas mil gaya. Jab usne mujhe "maa" kaha...wait a second...arre haan, 25 saal se yaad aaya ke main Rathores ke ghar par kyon aayi hoon....
She turns back to face Vikrant-Gajendra, who are now staring at her, dumbfounded.
Prerna: 25 saal se tum log dushmani nibha rahe ho. Koi itna kaise gir sakta hai! Ab sirf main kahoon gi aur tum log suno gey. Tum ne Komolika ki tarha do pyaar karne walon ko juda kiya hai. Bhagwan tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karega!
And she continues with her LONG bhashan...as Madhvi, Preeti and Prabha Devi are watching her. Suddenly, Anurag arrives with Sampada. He proceeds to move forward and stop Prerna, but Sampada holds him back.
Sampada: AB please rehne do. Prerna jo bhi kar rahi hai woh sahi hai.
Anurag: Haan Sam, tum theek keh rahi ho. Main ne zindagi mein apna pyaar khoya hai. Phir mere betey Prem ne bhi apna pyaar kho diya. Ab main Krishna aur Radhika ko unka pyaar nahi khone doonga!
Akash: Zubaan sambhal kar baat kar. Meri behen kabhi Rathore parivaar ki bahu nahi baney gi.
Ajay: Hum bhi kabhi teri behen ko apni ghar ki bahu sweekar nahi karenge!
Ajay and Akash point guns at each other.
Komolika: Shut up you idiots! Agar lovers ko juda karna hai to guns se nahi karo. Mujhe dekho! Kya main ne kabhi guns use kiya hai? Phir bhi main ne Anurag-Prerna ko alag kiya, Bajaj-Prerna ko alag kiya aur aaj meri blackmailing ki wajey se Prem aur Mukti judaa ho gaye. Kuch seekho! Apni brains ko use karo, guns ko nahi!
Akash and Ajay: Magar hamare paas to brains hi nahi hain! Hum to sirf apne face par ek hi expression rakhte hain aur har waqt guns se fight karte hain!
Suddenly everyone finds out that Krishna and Radhika ran away from home. Seeing this as an opportunity, Komolika strikes a deal with the Rathores and Ranas.
Komolika: Agar tum logo ne Prem ko Debonita se shaadi karney ke liye raazi kar liya to main tum logo to bata doongi ke Krishna aur Radhika kahan hain!
Ranveer: Kya? Tum jaanti ho ke hamara Krishna kahan hai? Hum abhi Prem aur Debo ki shaadi ke liye tayaar hain!
Anurag: Nahi! Yeh jhoot bol rahi hai. Is ko nahi pata ke Krishna-Radhika kahan hain!
Without listening to Anurag, Ranveer starts jumping up and down like a maniac, raving about finding Krishna.
Prerna: Ranveer tu ek pita ke roop mein haar gaya hai! Tu pita kehlaney ke qabil nahi hai!
Ranveer: I don't care! Main hamesha josh mein rehta hoon. Koi mujhe hyper hone se nahi rok sakta! Samjhi tum? NAHI ROK SAKTA!
Komolika's men arrive there, dragging Prem with them. Prem looks like he has no idea what's going on. He is still lost in his sorrows, while holding Mukti's red dupatta in his hands.
Komolika: Yeh raha Prem! Debonita bhi aane wali hai.
Rathores and Ranas: There he is! Chalo, is ki shaadi Debonita se karwate hain. Phir Krishna aur Radhika ka pata chal jaye ga!
All of them point their guns at Prem and ask him to come towards them. Prem barely notices them.
Prabha Devi: Hey Bhagwan! Yeh kya ho raha hai!
Madhvi gasps and puts her hand over her mouth in shock. The Rathores and Ranas start walking towards Prem.
Prerna: KHABARDAR! Khabardar jo kisi ne mere Prem ki taraf ek kadam bhi rakha.
She waves the danda, and everyone stops in their tracks.
Anurag: Yeh dekho mere bete ko. Is ne apna pyaar hamesha ke liye kho diya. Jab se Mukti ki maut hui hai tab se yeh aisey baitha rehta hai. Kya tum log chahte ho ke Krishna aur Radhika ke saath bhi yehi ho?
Gajendra: Yeh kya bakwaas laga rakhi hai? Hum 25 saal ki dushmani ko aise nahi bhool sakte!
Vikrant: Aur hum apne maan-samaan ke liye Radhika ka khoon bhi baha sakte hain!
Anurag: That's it, I give up! Chalo Prerna, yeh pathetic cases hain. In logo ka kuch nahi ho sakta.
Prerna: Nahi Anurag! Main Krishna aur Radhika ki khushiyon ko barbaad nahi hone doongi. Sab viewers yeh chahte hain ke woh dono ek ho jayen.
Komolika: So what? Viewers to yeh bhi chahte they ki Mukti aur Prem ek ho jayen. Magar aisa nahi hua.
Dhanraj: Uff! Yeh Prem aur Mukti ney to hamara jeena haram kar diya hai. In ki wajah se hum abhi tak Krishna aur Radhika ko nahi dhoondh paye hain. Akash, Prem ko jaldi se goli maro.
Ranveer: Dekh kya rahe ho Ajay? Prem par goli chalao! CHALAO GOLI!
Vikrant and Gajendra: NAHI! Agar Prem mar gaya to Komolika nahi bataye gi ke Krishna-Radhika kahan hain.
Ajay and Akash are about to shoot, but Prerna gives them each a tight slap.
Anurag: Kya koi meri baat ko sune ga? Maine kaha ke Komolika nahi jaanti Krishna-Radhika kahan hain. Woh tum sab ko bewakoof bana rahi hai!
Sampada: AB please rehne do. Jo ho raha hai use hone do.
Anurag: Tumhari problem kya hai? Kya tumhe koi aur dialogue nahi milta?
Prerna continues her speech to the Ranas and Rathores. Suddenly, Krishna and Radhika come into the lawn. Everyone turns around. One by one, each person's face is focused in a close-up shot as they go from normal to black and white. Radhika has sindoor in her maang and mangalsutra around her neck.
Krishna: Hum dono ne shaadi kar li hai.
Prerna, Anurag and Sampada smile. So do Madhvi, Prabha Devi and Preeti. The remaining Ranas and Rathores are shocked.
Radhika: Hum ek doosrey ke bina nahi reh sakte.
Krishna: Hamari aatma to janmo janmo se ek hai.
Pravha Devi and Madhvi give the newly weds their aashirwad. Prerna smiles maliciously at the Rathore-Rana morons.
Prerna: Dekh liya tum logo ne? Akhir mein pyaar ki jeet hui! Tumhari 25 saal ki dushmani bhi Krishna-Radhika ke janmo ke pyaar ke aage haar gayi hai!
Anurag: Aaj mein bohot khush hoon Komolika. Tum ne Prem aur Mukti ki tragedy ka fayda utha kar Rathore-Rana parivaaron ko itna busy rakha ke Krishna aur Radhika ne shaadi kar li!
Komolika thinks to herself: Yeh main kahan phas gayi hoon. Ek se ek bewakoof idiots hain yeh Rathores aur Ranas.
Prerna: Krishna, Radhika. Main Bhagwan se yeh dua karti hoon ke tum dono hamesha saath raho.
Vikrant: Krishna tum ne meri poti ke saath rishta joda hai. Hum tumhein nahi chorengey!
Gajendra: Radhika ne hamare Krishna ko behkaya hai. Hum use nahi chorengey!
Ranveer: Bauji, Radhika par goli chalaiye. BAUJI CHALAIYE GOLI!
Dhanraj: Bauji yeh saari goliyan Krishna ke seene mein utaar dijiye.
Ajay: Dadaji goli chalaiye!
Akash: Dadaji goli chalaiye!
Ranveer: BAUJI GOLI CHALAIYE!!!
Dhanraj: Aaj hum Krishna ko zinda waapas nahi jaane dengey!
Vishal: Soch kya reh hain Bauji, goli chalaiye!
Krishna and Radhika are standing there, shocked. Madhvi once again gasps and puts her hand on her mouth. Prabha Devi and Preeti are speechless.
Anurag: Yeh log jitni der main goli chalaney ko bolenegey utni der mein Krishna aur Radhika ke 3 bachey ho chuke hongey!
Vikrant shoots at Krishna. Gajendra shoots at Radhika. Both K&R duck, and the bullets go flying over their heads. Vikrant's bullet hits Gajendra and vice versa. Both grandfathers die on the spot. Vishal, Ranveer and Dhanraj shoot themselves and commit suicide out of shame. Ajay and Akash, the two brainless idiots, follow Ranveer/Dhanraj since they always follow what the rest of the morons do. As a result, all Rathores die except Krishna and the females. All the Ranas die except for Yash and the females. Komolika decides that she has had enough of this nonsense and leaves the place.
Prerna: Yash, idhar aao. Madhvi, tum bhi.
Yash and Madhvi go to Prerna. She puts Madhvi's hand into Yash's hand.
Prerna: Ab tum dono ko koi alag nahi kar sakta.
Yash: Magar Prerna jee, hum to ab old ho gaye hain. Ab reunite hone ka kya fayda?
Prerna: Don't worry. Anurag aur main 60 years ke hain. Magar hum abhi bhi apne puraane pyaar ki baatein karte hain!
Anurag: Haan! Main ne to recently Sam se shaadi ki hai. To tum aur Madhvi kyon nahi reunite ho sakte ho?
Madhvi: Good point!
Krishna: Radhika, I love you!
Radhika: Krishna, I love you too! Now we shall always be together.
They hug, and so do Yash and Madhvi. The audience smiles gleefully as Gajendra and Vikrant's bodies lie abandoned on the ground, along with Ranveer, Ajay, Akash, Vishal and Dhanraj.
Meanwhile, Prem continues to stare sadly at the red dupatta. Mukti's soul appears in a white salwar kameez. She looks towards Krishna-Radhika and smiles. As K-R celebrate their union after decades of separation, Mukti promises Prem that she will love him through every birth, and vows to reunite with him one day....just like Radhika did with Krishna.
THE END
***Disclaimer: I hope I didn't offend any KZK viewers, especially Prem-Mukti fans. I know that things are VERY serious on the KZK front lately...and I have kept that in mind. Being a P-M fan myself, I wouldn't mock their current condition. That's why I did not make fun of Prem or Mukti anywhere in that joke post. I just used their situation to make fun of other characters.***
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