IQ-NEHA Psychic fights.

Hi honeysuckles,

I came back early from college today and got a wicked brainwave to entertain you guys.So, this is how IQ-NEHA fight in case they can't stand each-other in real life........this is how their "mind-quarell" or "psychic fights" go on inside as they enact the roles of oh-so-loveatic ANGAD-KRIPA!...enjoy and please don't hit me///this purely a work of fiction and has nothing to with IQ-Neha's real life equation!😉

The pictures are from the delicious Tabela episode.

IQBAL:" Ye director bhi na...pata nahiin mujhse kya-kya karwaata rehta hai...jab dekho koi na koi romantic scene aur woh bhi is Neha ke saath!"

NEHA:" Hang on, hang on, hang on Iqbal! Kya matlab is Neha ke saath? Tumhaari leading lady to main hi hoon whether you like it or not...or zyada mat bolo, shoot ke baad main hi tumhe lift dene waali hoon...aur meri driving to tum jaante hi ho."

IQBAL:" Neha! You stupid girl, tumse kitni baar kaha hai ki apne driving skills ke baare mein baat mat kiya karo. Dekha! Car tumhaari driving ki baat sunte hi saara petrol khud hi pee gayi."

NEHA:" Look at the positive side....at least hum dono tumhaari boring driving se to bacch gaye."

IQBAL:" Ha! As if."

NEHA:" Ab khade kya ho, tabele ki taraf bhaagna nahiin hai kya? Ya phir is distilled paani ki baarish mein retake de dekar bheegne ka bahot shauk hai tumhe?"

IQBAL:" Ye director mujhe bhigo-bhigokar waapis hospital zaroor pahonchaayega."

NEHA:"Ye K-writers ka dimaag bhi kamaal hai. Tabele mein ek towel arrange nahiin kar sakte the kya? Aaj tak kisi ko dupatte se baal sukhaate huye dekha hai?"

IQBAL:" He mere Bhagwaan! Neha, Neha, Neha! Tumhaare dimaag mein kucch hai ya nahiin...aaj tak tabele mein towel ka naam suna hai tumne?"

NEHA:" Hahahahaaha..., Iqbal agar hum dono ke paas dimaag hota to hum is serial mein kya kar rahe hote?"

IQBAL:" Hehehe....good point, Neha. Tum utni bhi dumb nahiin ho jitna main tumhe samjhta hoon."

NEHA:" Humph! Badtameez, sarcastic insaan. Mujhe pata hai tum meri peeth ke peechhe mera aur meri aawaaz ka mazaak udaate ho."

IQBAL:" Uff ho, tumhe sab kaise pata chal jaata hai, Neha? Anyway, utho.....wahi ghisa-pita romance karna hai, director chilla raha hai aur lights pakadte-pakadete spotboys ke haathon mein dard ho raha hai."

IQBAL:" Neha, tumhaari shakal itni baar dekhni padhti hai ki mujhe apni shakal yaad nahiin hai...(yawns)...yaar ye hero-heroine itni der tak ek-doosre ki boring shakal kaise dekhte rehte hain."

NEHA:" Accha hi hai....meri shakal tumhaari shakal se to bahot acchi hai...dekhte raho, kucch positive energy milegi."

IQBAL:"Haaye, meri kismat!"

IQBAL:" Wow! Ek minute ruko...is mud ke saath to tumhaari shakal par chaar chaand lag gaye hain...I have got to keep this picture...sabko dikhaaoonga."

NEHA:" Agar shot ke baad ye picture delete nahiin ki, then I tell you Iqbal, tumhaare saare daant todh doongi."

IQBAL:" Kya din aa gaye hain...kabhi socha nahiin tha ki kisi ko apne kapde keechad saaf karne ke liye doonga...ye Ekta kucch bhi karwa sakti hai...Neha, you better get it dry-cleaned."

NEHA:"Oh Hello dude! Tum mujhse seedhe munh baat tak nahiin karte aur tumhe lagta hai ki main 15 rupaye tumhaari is jacket ko dry-clean karwaane mein waste karoongi!"

IQBAL: Hehehe...dry-clean nahiin karwaaogi? Thanks to KYPH writers, abhi tumhaare kaan kheenchta hoon."

NEHA:"Ye director mujhe hamesha Iqbal se tang kyun karwaata rehta hai?"

IQBAL:" Accha? Aur jo main itne episodes se tumhe back-to-back slaps kha raha hoon, unkya kya, Neha?"

NEHA:"Iqbal ke bacche! Kitni zor se mera kaan kheencha hai tumne? Agar swelling ho gayi na, to main kya on-screen kya aur off-screen kya, tumhe slaps ka ek super-saver pack doongi."

IQBAL:"Arre , itni mushkil se to mauka mila hai tumhaare kaan kheenchne ka...aise hi jaane deta kya? Sets par mujhe kum tang kiya karo aur main aise kaam karna chhod doonga."

NEHA:"Uff! Badmaashi karne ki itni badi punishment?...aaj to mera kaan kheencha hai , agli baar to pata nahiin kay karega?"

IQBAL:"Hmmm...uff, meri jacket ka satyanaash kar diya. Tumhara kaan to muft ka hai but my clothes are expensive."

IQBAL:"Chalo, Neha...shoot se break hai, ab main tumhe ek acche driving school mein admission dilwa deta hoon.Meri family mujhse bahot pyar karti hai and I don't want to be a victim of your bad driving...ab chalti ho ya tumhaare kaan phir se kheenchoon?"

IQBAL:" Hmmm...that's like a good girl. Ise kehte hain driving, samjhi?"

NEHA:" Ek baar ye steering wheel mere haath mein aa lene do, phir doongi main tumhe...the ride of your life."

haha.. that was soo funny.. THanks...

Too good Nitu, Very funny.... 👏 👏 👏

Was having a bad day...thanks for making me smile!

😆 😆 😆 ....I am glad that you guys liked it, it seems am in a naughty-cum-comical mood today.

By the way, Nannu baccha, how are you? Are you better?

Originally posted by: nitica_82

😆 😆 😆 ....I am glad that you guys liked it, it seems am in a naughty-cum-comical mood today.

By the way, Nannu baccha, how are you? Are you better?

😆😆😆Yeaa Jaan ur in a comical mood today...And tu mast lagri hai aaj...😉😆

BTW mera stupid pair is ok....& i too a TT injection yesterday..Auchhhh

I hate injections....& tumhari dua sey mai ab theek hu...😳pehley sey behtar...I dont have to walk alot & stain my leg alot...Nahi toh my Doctor will Kill me...😡😆

Thanko Nittu...Am sure tumhiney merey liyeh pray kiya...😳

Waisey did u notice one thing...??😕Mai humesha bimaar rehti hu...& mai kuch kuch HUM PAANCH ki SWEETY ki tarah hu....Humesha kahi nahi kahi girti hu & kahi na kahi kissisey takara jaati hu...😆

Luv u my darling,
UR TULIP,
Nannu😳😳

😆 😆 😆 ...Nitoo di, aap to fight-club specialist bante ja rahi hain!!

i think ekta should hire u.atleast there will be sum fun in the show.

Nits .... wah bhai wah!
U have a rocking sense of humour !!

Kya LT aur tum aik hee humour class leytey ho???
Even her picture posts are side splittingly funny!!!
keep posting !!! 👏 👏 👏

👏 nitu u rock hney i luvd it 😆 😆 😆 still cnt stop laughing 😆 😆 😆