Agnihotri jokes: fun post

Originally posted by: Sweety1985

Hey guys,

This is a fun post which I thought would b great to start the new year and also increase forum activity. We have seem rajanikanth jokes and aloknath jokes recently...let's start agnihotri jokes...keep adding more...here r few from my side:

1) while rest f india saw increase in onion prices, Pune saw increase in price of potatoes...reason: huge demand from Agnihotri families...

2) slowest creature on planet is turtle...new discovery has been made to dispute this fact and that is Rani, maid at Agnihotri household...😲

3) who is as straight as lamp post? It's apparently Niranjan Agnihotri...

4) after hanuman ji, the one who dared to challenge the sun god: our very own shlok agnihotri...but his face dint swell but he got a constipated look instead 😉

5) girl not scared of fiery danavs( agnihotris) but every other animal on this planet ( cockroach, dog, rat, more to come) :Astha agnihotri

Keep adding more guys! Hope to see everyone participate.

Originally posted by: Sweety1985

Hey guys,

This is a fun post which I thought would b great to start the new year and also increase forum activity. We have seem rajanikanth jokes and aloknath jokes recently...let's start agnihotri jokes...keep adding more...here r few from my side:

1) while rest f india saw increase in onion prices, Pune saw increase in price of potatoes...reason: huge demand from Agnihotri families...

2) slowest creature on planet is turtle...new discovery has been made to dispute this fact and that is Rani, maid at Agnihotri household...😲

3) who is as straight as lamp post? It's apparently Niranjan Agnihotri...

4) after hanuman ji, the one who dared to challenge the sun god: our very own shlok agnihotri...but his face dint swell but he got a constipated look instead😉

5) girl not scared of fiery danavs( agnihotris) but every other animal on this planet ( cockroach, dog, rat, more to come) :Astha agnihotri

Keep adding more guys! Hope to see everyone participate.

Originally posted by: Neelum.drashti

nice post👍🏼. happy new year🤗