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Excuses 4 being Late

Top Ten Excuses for Being Late for Work


Everybody was in a situation when they were late for work. To tell the truth, the situation is bad but not critical, even in a place like Germany. The only problem is to find a perfect excuse.

Hiring managers provided the following 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:

1. I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.

2. I had to take my cat to the dentist.

3. I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.

4. I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.

5. I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.


6. My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.

7. I ran over a goat.

8. I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.

9. A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.

10. I wet my pants and went home to change.

HI FRNDS.. LETS LAUGH WITH A LALOO JOKE THIS TIME...

Laloo Bhaiyya Gets Job
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

The famous question...
"Why did the chicken cross the road ?"

when put before a few Indian personalities
Well...this is what they had to say.....

Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being
dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.....
I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know.."

Deve Gowda:"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I'll
have it later !! mm.. snooore... .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

George Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this
question is being asked after my 40 clean years
of public life. I don't own a house, or a car,
leave alone a chicken !!!"

Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road
for the chicken class, so that they can cross the
road freely without their motives being questioned"

Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road?
... please tell me why? .. they crossed to
go to the other side of the road... now
children, repeat after me...."

Advani:"I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."

Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be
allowed to cross our roads, our roads are
meant only for Kannadiga chickens!".

Bal Thackrey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against
our culture, my followers (goondas) will stone
all such chickens which cross the road".

Jayalalitha:"From reliable sources I've got the
information that the chicken belongs to
Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross
the road to create law & order problems. The
chicken has now been imprisoned under POTO".


A.K Antony:"Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should
ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."


Menaka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!!
If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have
lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all
vehicles from using the road. Protect our
chickens..."

Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was
not intentional ... It was accidental (Hic!)...
... you're now asking this question to me
only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".

funny interview

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE...


OFFICER: MP!!!
CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?


OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURE

BLOCKBUSTERS......


Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the
train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth..


Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had
gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


Sardar
had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter &
Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should
be light"_-=


SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.


A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.



A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"



What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.



Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10

A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR



Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500
bodies and are still
digging for more..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in
hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning
of friends last
words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing
He said-im seeing how i look while
sleeping.

Rosa kya baath hai ...hilake rakh diyana yaar...nice laughable posts 😆

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chalo hum bhi thoda share kar lete hain hamare jokes sunn kar hasna math sirf badan hilana....
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👏 wah wah ...thameem ji...kya baat hain....

shukriya.....dhanyawad....thank u....Rosa jiii 😊 😃
hasna hasana... 😊
haso aur hasao... 😃
haste raho aur hasate raho 😆