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meerab

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Posted: 12 years ago

STARTED THIS NEW THREAD FOR ONE LINERS ON DAILY BASIS😛...

DAILY NEW ONE LINERS WILL BE POSTED HERE IN THE MAIN SECTION AND OLD ONE WILL BE SHIFTED BELOW😛 ...

I want a kiss mrs.astha shlok agnihotri

Shlok:sunno tu aik kiss do na...please...

Astha:kyun???...brush kiya hai kya aap ne ab tak...last time bi bina brush kiye aap ne mujh se kiss liya tha😡

Shlok:itni si baat par khussa ...dekho tu kitna khussa hai mrs.agnihotri...

Astha:kiss chahiye tu brush kar ke aao shlok...

Shlok:meri jaan dekho main ne achey se brush kiya hai???chaho tu check kar lo...

Astha:rukhiye mujhe achey se dekhney dijiye...moo kholiye shlok apna...

Astha:theek hai pass kar deti hoon aap ko...

Shlok:come jaan ab jaldi se kiss de do...

Mr. eye agnihotri and mrs. eye agnihotri ki hui fight...

Mr. eye agnihotri: tum ne mera sar sharam se juka diya hai ...jail ja kar...kitni baar kaha hai paraye body parts ko mat dekho...par tum nahi sudhari na????

Mrs.eye agnihotri:main kisi ki ghulam nahi hoon ...jo chahey kar sakti hoon...darti nahi hoon tum se mr.eye agnihotri ...samjhey tum...she shouted...

Mr.eye agnihotri :kya hogaya hai tumhein eye jaan ...meri aankhon me tumhein apney liye pyaar nazar nahi aata kya????kyun yeh sab kar rahi ho merey saath????...

Mrs. eye agnihotri:main aap ki meethi batoon main nahi aaney wali...kyun ke jaisa pyaar main chahti hoon woh aap kabhi nahi de saktey samjhey...ab jayiye yahan se...

Astha ko mila naya job...

Astha:boliye sir mujhe kya kaam karna hoga???i m ready...

Shlok:yeh ball pakro aur chalo merey saath catch catch khelo...jaldi...

Astha:main aap ko bachi lagti hoon ya pagal????main kyun khelo yeh game????...

Shlok:ohhh...hello...free main nahi khel rahi...salary miley gi iss khaam ki tumhein samjhi...yehi hai tumhari nahi job...roz merey saath ball catch catch khelo gi tum...understand miss kirloskar...

😳😳😳Office romance

Astha:shower kyun khola aap ne????

Shlok:bohat din hogaye tumhein ghar se gaye huye jaan...socha ghar main na sahi tu yehi shower le loon tumharey saath ...

Shlok:agar tumhein problem na ho tu thora romance bhi kar le astha????...

Astha: jaisa aap chahein shlok...

Shlok:awww...thanku sooo much astha...i love u ...my tiny wife...

Astha :i love u tooo ...my 6 feet husband...😳😳😳...

Iss ehsaas ko kya naam doon

Originally posted by meerab...

FLASHBACK

Mr. handie agnihotri was angry that how dare bumpy kirloskar's mom to ask him to marry bumpy kirloskar...afterall aik raat hi tu spend ki thi main ne bumpy ke saath...aisa kya bara wrong kaam kar diya main ne...he strike the glass with full force thinking this...

But the glass broke and mr. handie agnihotri suffered from an accident ...his whole existence was bleeding badly...

Handie was in sooo much pain...

As soon as miss handy kirloskar came to know about his critical condition...she rushed to hold first aid box...and started bandaging mr. handie agnihotri...

today mr. handie agnihotri in true sense feel the real meaning of love...he thought she is the same handy kirloskar whom i dated for long and proposed her and then i ditched her for bumpy kirloskar... and now she is nursing his wounds...

Handy kirloskar was busy cleaning his wounds...even handy kirloskar asked her friend lippy kirloskar to blow on handie's wounds so that he feels relieved...

All these things were making handie to feel emotional and that something like real concern and love exists in world...

MR.handie agnihotri was drinking alcohol in anger...

Mr.handie agnihotri:Nahi mein kamzoor nahi pardh sakta...nahi kar sakta main pyaar handy kirloskar se...chahe kuch bhi ho...

Mr.handie agnihotri:main uss ne pyaar nahi karta tu kyun har waqt mujhe sirf uss ka hi khayal rehta hai???kyun...akhir???iss ehsaas ko kya naam doon...????...

Shlok ki health ka problem solve...NA ne diya solution...

NA:merey bachey main tumhein aisey udhaas nahi dekh sakta...main manta hoon mujhe tumhari sehat ki bohat chinta hai...issi liye main astha ko iss ghar main laney ki permission tumhein nahi dey raha tha...lekin main tumhein iss haal mein nahi dekh pata merey bachey...main janta hoon key tumharey chehrey ki smirk wali smile sirf astha hi wapis la sakti hai...

tu main ne aik tareeka socha hai merey bachey...tum astha ko guest room main rakho ...jab dil chahey...mera matlab jab tumharey hormones tumhein restless karey tu uss ke saath samey bithao lekin raat 11 bajey se pehley tumhein yahan apney room mein soona hoga ...tumhein pata hai na your health comes first for me...than other things...
😳

Shlok:sach me baba mein astha ko la sakta hoon?????

NA:haan bilkul...

MR. HANDIE KI FEELINGS SE ANJAAN ...MISS HANDIE KIRLOSKAR DEKH RAHI HAI DHER SAREY KHAWAB

Miss handy kirloskar:main uss din ka intezaar kar rahi hoon handie jab tum apney hathoon se mujhe ye mangalsutar pehnao gey...

Mr.handie agnihotri:nahi mujhe nafrat hai pyaar se...main kabhi kisi se pyaar nahi kar sakta...kabhi nahi...kabhi bhi nahi...

Shlokie diagnostometry

Ajju:shlok beta astha ki kuch dinno se tabiat kharab hai...koi good news tu nahi...akhir honeymoon par bhi tu gaye they na...aur baqi serials main honeymoon ke baad tu goodnews paki hoti hai na...

Shlok:yeh kaisey possible hai ...he muttered ...

Shlok;ajju...sirf two minute main abhi check kar ke bata sakta hoon ke koi good news hai ya astha ke tummy main choohey bhaag rahey hain...😆

TRUE REASON FOR SHLOK'S SUDDEN HATRED AGAIN...

Astha:itni nafrat mujh se shlok...akhir aisa tu main ne kya kar diya hai shlok...honeymoon par tu aap merey puraney shlok ban gaye they na...ab kya hua...lagta hai aap ke sarey hormones par in agnihotri planet ke aloos ka zehreela asar ho gya hai...warna aap aik baar phir mujhe yeh zehreeley expression nahi detey aur ghar chorney ko mat boltey...
ab boliye aur iss nafrat ki wajah batayen shlok???...

Shlok:stop ur non-sense...meri nafrat ki wajah aloo nahi tum ho tum ...astha agnihotri...sirf tum...samjhi...

Astha:par meri galti kya hai...akhir shlok???...

Shlok:tumhari galti...ab itni masoom mat bano astha shlok agnihotri...merey hormones ki maut ki wajah tum ho..meri iss nafrat ki wajah bi tum hi ho...meri IF girls bechari...itni umeed thi unhein mujh se ke main tumharey saath mil kar unhein aik hot honeymoon treat doon ga...iss ke liye main kitna kush bi tha...merey hormones becharey kitney fresh they...aloo bhi nahi they wahan disturb karne ko...na koi agnihotri bhaloos but tum ne uss gadey ke saath ,us window ke saath aur bohat si fazool cheezon ke saath samey barbaad kiya...kitni kohsish ki...main ke tum aur main aik ho jayen...even ke main ne apna fruit bi change kar ke tumhein green signal diya...
but tumhara yeh chota dimag andolan karney main hi tez hai...sara waqt barbaad kar diya tum ne astha...mera sara hardwork zaya kar diya tum ne...

Meri nafrat ki sab se bari wajah tumhari in harkaton se meri hazaron IF girls ka dil toot gaya aur mujhe tum par shadeed ghussa aaya...uper se tum ne apne baba ka ilzam mujhe diya...aur meri IF girls ko merey against kar diya ...wo mujhe ab redemption track main dekna chahti hain...sirf tumhari wajah se mujh se itna sara pyaar door hogaya...woh meri fans jo...love u kamina shlokie kamina shlokie kehti thi...aaj mujhe tadapta hua dekhna chati hain aur aik ne tu mujh par 'I Deserve Pain' OS tak likh di...aur meri IF girls ko uss OS mein mera dukh imagine kar ke bohat maza aaya...Mera mazaq bana diya tum ne astha...nikal jao iss ghar se...sab ka pyaar cheen liya aaj tum ne mujh se...i hate u ...nikal jao merey ghar se...

Edited by meerab... - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago

before it was shown that due to his bitter past shlok not uses mobile😛...but when astha insisted he started using mobile😛...
but now since the revenge track shlok is using his mobile all the time😆...always calling one person or the other to threaten astha about his baba😉 ...he is showing so much possessiveness like the way a small child enjoys to play with his new toy😆😆😆...

This post i started for shlokie's mobile obsession but it again turned into a madness fun post😛

he is using mobile after so many years...so yeh tu hona hi tha

i think he is addicted to the talking tom app...
he just spends time ...checking his voice modulations there😆

What u think guys which game he likes to play the most...on his new toy???😛😆

ANGRY BIRDS😆 🤣

must be playing angry birds...look at his expressions...😆😆😆
mr. agnihotri: tough game...or just looks tough because i m playing it after a long time...

Astha agnihotri:😡

yeh kya kar diya main ne😲...main ne shlok ko mobile merey qareeb aaney ke liye gift kiya tha😃 but this mobile is becoming astha for shlok😡...he keeps touching this stupid mobile all the time😭😭😭...and look i am here and he is totally ignorant😒...busy with his angry birds game😭...he is not even bothering to look at me once...😭...

Astha's revenge😃

Astha:bohat rulaya hai aap ne mujhe shlok...ab aap ki bari hai...kyun ke main ne iss pani main jamalkota milaya hai...ab aap sara din washroom ke chakkar lagao ge...aur aap ko takleef main dekh kar mrs.astha shlok agnihoytri ko bohat hi relief miley ga...hahaha😆😆😆

Astha's revenge😃

Astha:bohat rulaya hai aap ne mujhe shlok...ab aap ki bari hai...kyun ke main ne iss pani main jamalkota milaya hai...ab aap sara din washroom ke chakkar lagao ge...aur aap ko takleef main dekh kar mrs.astha shlok agnihoytri ko bohat hi relief miley ga...hahaha😆😆😆

still pics tell another story than moving ones😳 😳

shlok and phone have a great understanding level...i mean he and his new mobile😉

see how he is secretly clicking astha's every snsps

i think he is planning for another collage😆

now his old poc is undergoing an heart break...may be more than astha...their dealy kisses...😳☺️...but he is completely ignoring it now...😭

poor ex-phone ...what a heartbreak!😆

their private moments...😳 😳😭

their private moments😆...amazing lechu dear...
well look...mr.handie again take the lead...on this mobile even...
and mr.lip makes this ex-mobile to shiver by giving wet kisses all the time...
poor ex-heartbroken mobile...😆😆😆

omg ...their private moments...u even capture these lechu...😆
look...how much sweet torture this ex-heartbroken mobile going through...🤣🤣🤣
and this badmash handie...caressing...poor ex's waist...
sooo much torture for this ex...😃

sorry out of my curiosity i peeked into their privacy😃

but the scene gave me goosebumps

that what am telling his ex phone received most hot and sensuous kisses than astha...😳☺️but after the new stylish mobile entry into their life,shlok doesnt even give a look to his ex-phone😭 😭

how will she(phone)will overcome the heartbreak...those kisses...

those sweet talks...😳 😳

i think she should also go for a revenge against new one!😈

handie is the evertime casinova...badie romeo...he and his 101 affairs...this will go long if we start discssing it...😆😆

i hope we get new pairs in honeymoon track...☺️😉

well lechu yaar i think we have completely exploited their all parts😃...but the left over ones are very clever they will trick us through camera angles but will never let us to capture their moments😆...

but you know me na😉

by hook or crook we will get what we wanted..😳😳

trust me...we will bring out unseen love stories to the light!😉

Shlok:what are u doing here on the floor...and why are u crying like kids???😲...
Astha:nahi jana...nahi jana...nahi jana...mujhe honey waley moon par nahi jaana😭...

despo handie agnihotri's announcement

Handie agnihotri...the ultimate gali ka ghunda:cheeky jaan today😃...i m feeling sooo despo...cann't control my hormones🤪...i wanna take u home with me for tonight...come...leave your owner today...come down sweetheart😳...

Cheeky agnihotri shocked to see that badmash handie...prepared their divorce papers...😲

cheeky worried and angry...😡

cheeky all furious questioned handie...but the flirt handie...started his old funda of flirt...😳
look cheeky u misunderstood me...i am all urs...😳
i love u cheeky...he said caressing cheeky...😳
cheeky shocked again...handie rocked again...😉

miss hottie kirloskar vsmiss hottie agnihotri

Miss army kirloskar pleading handie to leave them...
Miss army kirloskar:handie leave me and go ...bumpy kirloskar and waisty kirloskar waiting for u...they are more hotter than me...

All kirloskar body parts crying😛...as owner agnihotri...takes with him all agnihotri body parts...the soulmates of kirloskar body parts😭😭😭...a real tragedy...so sad🥺...

Naughty eye kirloskar sudhar jao😆...wrong place😆...

Fingery and handie agnihotri...busy in their badmashian

Naughty handy giving massage to necky kirloskar...
Eye kirloskar busy with eye agnihotri...

Shlok shocked to see sooo many shirts in his cupboard😲...

Shlok:uff ...my team got no brains...for just one scene they have put all the shirts of the house in my cupboard...only 3 or 4 shirts are mine...crazy people forgot...that i am married now ...where they throw my dharampatni's saris???.😲...

Honeymoon main me itne shirts ki kya kaam hi...unnecessary packing..😉
cvs 😡
omg ...omg...omg...this was hilarious...u totally cracked me up dear...🤣🤣🤣

beta if u want love from agnihotri planet instead of their hatred....then u have to eat lots of potatoes...u have to look like a potato😉...i mean golo molo😆...this is the only way to gain...agnihotri planet love❤️...sooo please eat these aloo parathas...😛

Astha shocked😕...jaya rocked😆...

ghor kya rahey ho mr. shlok???😲...ab start kijiye mera pedicure😛...patni pujan ka tareeka bhi batana pardhey ga kya???😡😡😡...

Oh GOD 😕...this badmash handie agnihotri🤪 ...i mean how he manages to romance sooo many girlfriends at a time😳😳😳...look he is romancing miss cheeky,eary ,necky and hairy kirloskar side by side🤢🤢🤢...

Shlok:

Arey my dharampatni cum 4 year old baby😳 ...honeymoon tu jana hai😛 ...zid nahi kartey😛...get ready😊...sweetheart🤗

BABA MAIN AAP KA DRIVER HOON AAJ SE ...😛
NA:MEREY BACHEY TUMHARI DRIVING SPEED TU MUJHE JALDI UPER POHANCHA DE GI...😲
SHLOK:HAAN TU AGNIHOTRI PLANET MEIN REVOLUTION LANEY KE LIYE ACHA HAI NA YE TU...😆😆😆
NA SHOCKED...😕
SHLOK ROCKED...😃

NA: Beta aisa mat karo, hum abhi market jana hi, ghar mein Aloo khatam hi, 100 kilo lana hi, baad main uper pahuncho😆
oh...now i got it...
NA's business is aloo import export ...😆
he also wanted that plot to grow aloo's...but avdoot refused him ...and NA's plan to make everyone like aloo flopped......🤣

Jaan jaya chaha aan, aafat ho ya tufan but shlok's hands continue their love affair😳
Mr. Handy Shlok: (mann main) yeh Varad bhi na Itni jaldi kya hi juice lane ki...thodi aur romance karne de ms.neck kirloskar ke saath😡
Mr.handie agnihotri:mera ji chahta hai ke iss varad handie agnihotri ka gala dabba doon...kabab mein hadi ban gaya hai...apni social service main mera tu sara chance bigar diya na...😡

baba aap pareshan mat hoon...aap kaho tu main hazaron plot khareed kar la doon...
NA:nahi merey bachey us plot jaisi fertile jagah aur kahin nahi miley gi...ab merey bachey hamari aloo company tu dhoob jaye gi...

Shlok:baba...aap ko aloo chahiye na ...main la kar doon ga...main aaj hi har ghar aur har area se aloo jamah karwa kar aap ke qadmon mein dher laga doon ga baba...aur sab se pehle uss avdhoot kirloskar ke ghar ke aloo kidnap karwa loon ga...😡

Shlok:mrs.agnihotri sab aap ka kassor hai agar aap har sabzi main aloo na dalti tu aaj agnihotri aloo institude khatrey main na hota aur na hi merey baba ki izat...😡

HONEYMOON SPECIAL...

Shlok:astha...what are u doing???...
Astha:arey aap ko hi shok tha na mr.shlok honeymoon par aaney ka...tu main ne socha kyun na hum apney honeymoon par kuch alag karen ...bus issi liye main ne plan kiya ke apna honeymoon bed ki bajaye yahan manatey hain...yahan ziada acha romance ho ga ...

Astha:aap ko acha tu lag raha hai na yahan shlok...

Shlok:great idea astha...i am impressed...yahan se acha honeymoon tu aur kahin ho hi nahi sakta...i am really enjoying...please continue...😛

Apney baba ki kasam kha kar kehti hoon... ke agnihotri planet ke aloo kha kha kar bhaloo baney sab logon ko aloos ke liye tardpa tardpa kar maroon gi😡...

Arey wah mr. handie busy in studies😕 or writing love letter😃 to his girlfriend???😲...

shayath ho date ki schedule thayar kar raha hoga HM per kis patner ke saath kaha kahan jaun jaisa koi plan banaya hoga...👏👏👏

yeah he must be planning that which girlfriend needs more time...or which one needs less.😃

planning surprises for his girlfriends...😆

Mr. chesty agnihotri:yeh cheeky kirloskar tu nahi ho sakti...then who hugged me today...😲
Miss cheeky jyoti agnihotri:bhai chesty cheeky kirloskar ke pyaar me aap apni behn cheeky jyoti agnihotri ko bhi bhool gaye...😭😭

Shlok:my dharampatni cum 4 year old baby please issey pi lo...

Astha: shlok main glass main nahi peeti juice ...please mera feeder mangwa dijiye na ...😆

Miss handie kirloskar :what are u doing😲???...
Don't be like mr.handie agnihotri ...naughty😳😳😳...

Mr.handie agnihotri:let the owners fight...u tell me how are u feeling yaar...r u enjoying my touch dear necky kirloskar😛😛😛...

Miss necky kirloskar:enjoy is a small word ...i am loving it...ur touch is giving me shivers...my handie jaan😳...

Astha:mujhe ye sweater hi le kar jana hai honey moon par😡...

Shlok:r u crazy🤪...iss sweater se tu sab kuch cover hojayega🤢...tum samajhti nahi ho yaar😕...meri IF girls ka tu dil hi toot jayega na...par main aisa nahi honey doon ga...thats why i have brought these😛...

Astha:kya hai iss mein😡😡😡???

Shlok:kuch ziada nahi some mini skirts with backless tops😃...

some swimming costumes😃...

and some dresses for beach😃...

Shlok:astha...mein personally tumhein in dresses mein dekhna chahta hoon😃😉...

lekin saath aur bohat se faidey hoon gey...aik tu trp increase hogi...doosra hamara hot romance dekh kar IF girls ko thora gutter content mil jayega...aur tu aur wo bichari meri fans jo hamarey body parts ki new hidden love stories ka wait kar rahi hain...wo bhi kush ho jayen gi...aur hum bhi enjoy karen gey😃...waisey in dresses me mud bath ka maza hi kuch aur hoga😉...revenge hum waapis aa kar agnihotri planet par continue karen gey😃...

Astha:shlok suniye tu...IF girls cannot wait anymore...lets start our honeymoon right now...atleast a trailor for ur girls😛...

Shlok:r u sure astha???i m always ready for this.😳...

Astha:ur revenge can go to hell shlok...main mrs.lippy ko mr. lippy se door nahi honey doon gi...ab unke aik honey ka waqt aa gaya hai😳😳...

Shlok:astha i m not so selfish ke apney revenge ke liye mr.lippy ki zindagi barbaad kar doon...tum theek kehti ho ...i will help u in making them one😉 ...

Mrs. lippy:arey mr. lippy meri friend cheeky is a strong lady😛...u stop consoling her🤢...she is ok even without ur kisses...u please come to me...kyun meri jawani barbaad kar rahey ho lippy jaan🤢🤢...i m waiting please come to me😳...

And look at handie...he got his new girlfriend miss handy kirloskar...both busy romancing with each other😳...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT BY KIRLOSKAR AND AGNIHOTRI BODY PARTS😛:

WE CANN'T WAIT FOR HONEYMOON SO HUM APNA HONEYMOON AGNIHOTRI PLANET PAR HI ENJOY KAREN GEY😃...

So do not disturb🤢...

BUT OUR DETECTIVE PEEP IN...AND LOOK WHAT WE GET...SOME HIDDEN LOVE STORIES AGAIN😃...

Mr. lippy and mrs.lippy😛

Mr.nosy and mrs.nosy 😛

Mr. eye and mrs. eye 😛

Mr.army and mrs. army agnihotri 😛

Mr. hairy and mrs.hairy enjoying their honeymoon full on😳😳😳...

But

Mr.army agnihotri romancing miss hottie kirloskar and handie kirloskar🤢...
and miss army kirloskar romancing mr. chesty tooo🤢

Astha:ab start bhi karo honeymoon mr.shlok😡...

Shlok:dont be so despo😲...just give me 1 min😊...coming jaan😛...

omg shlokie what r u going to do man😲..where ur hands going shlokie😲...i mean whole forum watching u🤢...

Mr.handie proposing miss handy kirloskar😳😳😳...

miss handy kirloskar agreed...but poor girl don't know what a flirt handy is😲...

look handie started hugging her 😉😉😉...

Edited by meerab147 - 12 years ago

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meerab

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Posted: 12 years ago

HONEYMOON SPECIAL...

so we all badly wanted honeymoon...and we also give idea of mud honeymoon...and look what we got today...

Wowww...mud honey moon❤️......

Aashlok introduces this ever new style of honeymoon❤️...

So as we expected ...we got some new hidden love stories...mr. handie ...the ultimate flirt impressing miss backy kirloskar😛😛...

wowww look at this hot couple...mr and mrs. leggy agnihotri😉...

Astha:shlok its a bit difficult here na😕???

Shlok:not a big difference...just think its our bed jaan😛...

Astha:ok mr.shlok... 😳😳😳

Aashlok:and finally...its done😳...

omg...our detective got the most most most hot affair...mr. and mrs.sexy agnihotri😳...

i m dead🤢...anyone alive after this affair😳...

All forum members close your eyes🤢🤢🤢...shlokie is really besharam beyond limits🤢...

Shlok:we should stop now...because if it comes to my hormones...they will never satisfy😲...but there is limit for everything na😕...

Astha:please don't go mr.shlok... i need u😭😭😭...

Shlok:why you are looking at me like this😲...
Astha:ssshhh ...kuch mat boliye shlok😳...
Shlok:i think u r getting in honeymoon mood full on after wearing my shirt...(cann't help it...hormone effect u know)...but astha stop looking at my lips...u r making me difficult to control...

Astha:so don't control na...

Edited by meerab... - 12 years ago

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meerab

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Posted: 12 years ago

Astha:aik baar me hi sara kha liya ...apni zakhmi dharampatni ko pucha tak nahi...waisey...shlok ye merey liye tha...aapko dikhta nahi yeh aloo nahi hai...😭

HOW TO SPEND NIGHT ------PROBLEM SOLVED

well they know the art of adjusting on a limited space ...don't worry...

their funda is different...

u know in that old village house there was a big room for them...but they prefer sleeping next to each other...in the morning result was

but this time space is limited to a manji...so think how close they will have to come now ...i think like this

or may be like this...

REfreshing old memories...

Remember in the starting episode our astha was suffering from a beautiful syndrome...open mouth syndrome...

but our detectives found that

😆😆not only astha but the whole family is suffering from open mouth type of syndromes

have a look😆

PAPA AGNIHOTRI

MAMA AGNIHOTRI

ASTHA SHLOK AGNIHOTRI

SHLOK AGNIHOTRI

FUTURE'S BABY AGNIHOTRI'S

HOPE U LIKE THE AGNIHOTRI'S--- A FULL ON LOVELY SYNDROME FAMILY

Aashlok join hands...to change agnihotri rituals...

Astha:what can u do shlok to change ur home's vague rules...

Shlok:main apne hathoon se sab ke liye breakfast banayon ga...wo bhi bina aaloo ke...i think its...enough to give them a heart attack astha...

Astha:dheere jogging kariye shlok...main gir jayon gi...mujh se kya iss liye shadi ki aap ne ke biwi ko dumb bells ki jagah use karen gey...

Astha:u r sooo naughty ...don't look here...ok...wrong place...

Shlok:well jahan tum dekh rahi ho...thats most wrong place then...

Astha:aisey mat dekhiye yahan... kuch kuch hota...

Shlok:mujhe bhi kuch kuch hota hai astha...but i have learned self control...nahi tu yeh IF girls merey action par nirma reaction de den gi...🤢

Shlokie diagnostometry

Ajju:shlok beta astha ki kuch dinno se tabiat kharab hai...koi good news tu nahi...akhir honeymoon par bhi tu gaye they na...aur baqi serials main honeymoon ke baad tu goodnews paki hoti hai na...

Shlok:yeh kaisey possible hai ...he muttered ...

Shlok;ajju...sirf two minute main abhi check kar ke bata sakta hoon ke koi good news hai ya astha ke tummy main choohey bhaag rahey hain...😆

TRUE REASON FOR SHLOK'S SUDDEN HATRED AGAIN...

Astha:itni nafrat mujh se shlok...akhir aisa tu main ne kya kar diya hai shlok...honeymoon par tu aap merey puraney shlok ban gaye they na...ab kya hua...lagta hai aap ke sarey hormones par in agnihotri planet ke aloos ka zehreela asar ho gya hai...warna aap aik baar phir mujhe yeh zehreeley expression nahi detey aur ghar chorney ko mat boltey...
ab boliye aur iss nafrat ki wajah batayen shlok???...

Shlok:stop ur non-sense...meri nafrat ki wajah aloo nahi tum ho tum ...astha agnihotri...sirf tum...samjhi...

Astha:par meri galti kya hai...akhir shlok???...

Shlok:tumhari galti...ab itni masoom mat bano astha shlok agnihotri...merey hormones ki maut ki wajah tum ho..meri iss nafrat ki wajah bi tum hi ho...meri IF girls bechari...itni umeed thi unhein mujh se ke main tumharey saath mil kar unhein aik hot honeymoon treat doon ga...iss ke liye main kitna kush bi tha...merey hormones becharey kitney fresh they...aloo bhi nahi they wahan disturb karne ko...na koi agnihotri bhaloos but tum ne uss gadey ke saath ,us window ke saath aur bohat si fazool cheezon ke saath samey barbaad kiya...kitni kohsish ki...main ke tum aur main aik ho jayen...even ke main ne apna fruit bi change kar ke tumhein green signal diya...
but tumhara yeh chota dimag andolan karney main hi tez hai...sara waqt barbaad kar diya tum ne astha...mera sara hardwork zaya kar diya tum ne...

Meri nafrat ki sab se bari wajah tumhari in harkaton se meri hazaron IF girls ka dil toot gaya aur mujhe tum par shadeed ghussa aaya...uper se tum ne apne baba ka ilzam mujhe diya...aur meri IF girls ko merey against kar diya ...wo mujhe ab redemption track main dekna chahti hain...sirf tumhari wajah se mujh se itna sara pyaar door hogaya...woh meri fans jo...love u kamina shlokie kamina shlokie kehti thi...aaj mujhe tadapta hua dekhna chati hain aur aik ne tu mujh par 'I Deserve Pain' OS tak likh di...aur meri IF girls ko uss OS mein mera dukh imagine kar ke bohat maza aaya...Mera mazaq bana diya tum ne astha...nikal jao iss ghar se...sab ka pyaar cheen liya aaj tum ne mujh se...i hate u ...nikal jao merey ghar se...

Shlok:she is my wife...i can treat her in anyway...i like...why are u getting so senti...varad bhai???...

looks like i have thrown ur wife out of this house???...do u also having any truth u want to confess infront of everyone??? ...so that sojal also kicks u out of the house...so that u can console my wife...bolo varad agnihotri...in expressions ko main kya naam doon???...

I want a kiss mrs.astha shlok agnihotri

Shlok:sunno tu aik kiss do na...please...

Astha:kyun???...brush kiya hai kya aap ne ab tak...last time bi bina brush kiye aap ne mujh se kiss liya tha😡

Shlok:itni si baat par khussa ...dekho tu kitna khussa hai mrs.agnihotri...

Astha:kiss chahiye tu brush kar ke aao shlok...

Shlok:meri jaan dekho main ne achey se brush kiya hai???chaho tu check kar lo...

Astha:rukhiye mujhe achey se dekhney dijiye...moo kholiye shlok apna...

Astha:theek hai pass kar deti hoon aap ko...

Shlok:come jaan ab jaldi se kiss de do...

Mr. eye agnihotri and mrs. eye agnihotri ki hui fight...

Mr. eye agnihotri: tum ne mera sar sharam se juka diya hai ...jail ja kar...kitni baar kaha hai paraye body parts ko mat dekho...par tum nahi sudhari na????

Mrs.eye agnihotri:main kisi ki ghulam nahi hoon ...jo chahey kar sakti hoon...darti nahi hoon tum se mr.eye agnihotri ...samjhey tum...she shouted...

Mr.eye agnihotri :kya hogaya hai tumhein eye jaan ...meri aankhon me tumhein apney liye pyaar nazar nahi aata kya????kyun yeh sab kar rahi ho merey saath????...

Mrs. eye agnihotri:main aap ki meethi batoon main nahi aaney wali...kyun ke jaisa pyaar main chahti hoon woh aap kabhi nahi de saktey samjhey...ab jayiye yahan se...

Astha ko mila naya job...

Astha:boliye sir mujhe kya kaam karna hoga???i m ready...

Shlok:yeh ball pakro aur chalo merey saath catch catch khelo...jaldi...

Astha:main aap ko bachi lagti hoon ya pagal????main kyun khelo yeh game????...

Shlok:ohhh...hello...free main nahi khel rahi...salary miley gi iss khaam ki tumhein samjhi...yehi hai tumhari nahi job...roz merey saath ball catch catch khelo gi tum...understand miss kirloskar...

😳😳😳Office romance

Astha:shower kyun khola aap ne????

Shlok:bohat din hogaye tumhein ghar se gaye huye jaan...socha ghar main na sahi tu yehi shower le loon tumharey saath ...

Shlok:agar tumhein problem na ho tu thora romance bhi kar le astha????...

Astha: jaisa aap chahein shlok...

Shlok:awww...thanku sooo much astha...i love u ...my tiny wife...

Astha :i love u tooo ...my 6 feet husband...😳😳😳...

Iss ehsaas ko kya naam doon

Edited by meerab... - 12 years ago

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maivelli

@maivelli

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

hey u already posted that vnc
but still

tfp

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Neelum.drashti

@Neelum.drashti

Trailblazer

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

meerab awesome thread buddy🤗

Edited by Neelum.drashti - 12 years ago

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meerab

@TomNJerry...

Sparkler

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Neelum.drashti
meerab awesome thread buddy🤗

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lechu

@-LECHU-

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

res res

i should make somthing interesting

will complete tomorrow!

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meerab

@TomNJerry...

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 12 years ago

Mr.handie proposing miss handy kirloskar😳😳😳...

miss handy kirloskar agreed...but poor girl don't know what a flirt handy is😲...

look handie started hugging her 😉😉😉...