CID mein Bigg Boss-7, Bigg Boss-7 mein CID!

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Damn! 😡

Now what is this nonsense? 🤓

I pressed the Last Channel Recall' tab on my TV remote and the tab has got stuck!😕

I am in my kitchen, fixing dinner for myself and it seems some kind of a snag is there, thanks to this pressed tab on TV remote and it is automatically shifting non-stop, between two TV channels, SONY & COLORS. I can clearly hear the crazy mix up of dialogues.😲

God! I will go crazy! I am listening to one dialogue of SONY Channel's legendary CID and one dialogue from our beloved BIG BAAS!🤢

Result is nerve wrecking...to say the least:

ACP PRADYUMAN (CID): Kuchh toh gadbad hai Daya, Kuchh toh gadbad hai! 🤓

ACP GAUHAR (BB): Bahut badi gadbad hai Pratyusha, Bahut badi gadbad hai doosri side---Ek second, Ek second, Pratyusha listen to me---Hello I am talking to you girl! 😡

INSPECTOR KAMYA (BB): Mujhe Sangram pe pehle se hi shaque thha Gauhar. 😡-------It was so obvious yaar! -------Ye toh humaari bewakoofi hai naa, ki ye aadmi humaare saath game khelta raha aur hum samajh hi naheen paaye!

ACP GAUHAR (BB): Listen to me---Listen to me! (PAUSE)----Sangram---(pause)---bahut----(Pause)---Chaalak hai! -We can't afford to make a mistake. ---------Hello, are you understanding me Pratyusha? 🤔

SUB-INSPECTOR DAYA (CID): 😕 Thoda thoda samajh aa raha hai mujhe Sir. 😕-----------Saazish bahut gehri ki thhi isne!----Sir, apni bewakoofi ke bare mein sochta hoon toh dil karta hai khud ko goli maar loon!😕

SUB-INSPECTOR PRATUSHA (BB): 😕 Kitna chaalu hai Ye Kamya Ji? ----Why did I trust him? 😕-----I was so stupppid yaar! I mean come on!-----------------On top, Body dikha raha thha apni!😲 --------Haww! --------Maine bol diya, Body-Shoddy mujhe mat dikhao! ---Mere boyfriend ki bhi solllid body hai--------I mean mere Ex boyfriend ki. ----Well, whatever!

Now, I hear lot of Commercials mixing up and they are creating their own comedy!

Partial COLGATE AD:

Kid voice says,"Mummy mummy mere daant mein chhed hai!"..

.Mom Voice says,"Chhed naheen Beta...SADAN!"😈-----

--and then other channel is taking over with a,"Apne furniture ko chhed, sadan aur Deemak se bachaaiye, Green Plywood ko apnaayiye!"⭐️

Phewww!😕

Now I hear a resumption of both TV shows...😕

SUB-INSPECTOR DAYA: ACP Saab! Aap yaheen rukiye, main dekhta hoon aaj kaise bach ke nikalta hai ye Ramesh!😡

ACP PRADYUMAN: Josh mein aana, bahut achhi baat hai Daya, --------magar Hosh naa ganwaana, jyaada zaroori hai!

SUB-INSPECTOR PRATYUSHA (BB): Aap yaheen rukiye Gauhar. ----Main dekhti hoon is Andy ke bacche ko aaj! 😡

ACP GAUHAR (BB): 😲 O Hello! Not like that haan? 😲---Lets go together. Andy bahut chaalak aadmi hai Pratyusha. I don't want you to get hurt Pratyusha!🤗

I am only hearing the dialogues so I can only make out that Sub-Inspector Pratyusha has made a complete mess of plans and instead of taking on Andy with the help of ACP Gauhar, she has got entangled with Sangram instead! 🤪

Long dialogues like,"Aaj ke baad mujhe Gudiya naheen bolna Sangram Ji,------------Mujhse baat hi mat karna infact" 😡--- follow and it seems all has gone wrong in Big Boss for Team Gauhar-Kamya-Pratyusha!🤢

SONY alas! It seems is experiencing similar fate on other side.🤔

SUB INSPECTOR PRATYUSHA (BB): Jab mujhe gussa aata hai na Sangram Ji, toh main phir kuchh naheen dekhti!😡---- Tukde tukde kar deti hoon saamne waale ke!😈

SUB INSPECTOR DAYA (CID): Aap befikr rahiye Sir. -----Jab Daya ka haath padta hai, toh muzrim ke daanton se Piano bajta hai Sir!😈

ACP PRADYUMAN (CID): Darwaaza band kar ke baitha hoga ye Ramesh! 😈-----------DAYA DARWAAZA TOD DO FAURAN!😡

ACP GAUHAR (BB): Pratyusha kya hua?😲 Tumne toh Andy se clear karna thha sab kuchh, wo bhi mere saath mil kar. Haan??? 😲---Sangram ke saath kyun baat ki aapne?😡 Woh bhi akeyle?---------Why Pratyusha why? Haan? 😲 😡

I can clearly hear Sub Inspector Daya's heavy boots heavily knocking down some door!

ACP GAUHAR (BB): Hello! ---Madam? Look at my hand!😲 I am talking to you! ---Sangram se kyun baat ki jab baat Andy se karne ka plan thha?"Wo bhi mere saath?😡

ACP PRADYUMAN (CID-Screaming in panic): Ye kamraa naheen bathroom hai Daya! Iska darwaaza mat todo bewakoof Daya! STOP...aaahhh!----------(as the door gets kicked open)-----Gadhe! Yahaan Ramesh naheen, Main hoon! 😡

Originally posted by: -Carrie-

🤣

ACP Pratyusha Pradyuman: Kuch Toh Solid Gadbad Hai Boss!😆

Very well written!👏

BTW, Cruise, Daya does not resemble that pic of him anymore.Its an old one.He now looks more like a humongous head screwed directly on to a cinder block😛 Neck hi nai ab uske paas😆

Originally posted by: dazzlingflora

LOL Funny 🤣

Originally posted by: D3_4life

Sub-Inspector Pratyusha has made a complete mess of plans and instead of taking on Andy with the help of ACP Gauhar, she has got entangled with Sangram instead! 🤣.🤣

One of your best posts of this season 👏👏

That last pic 🤣.🤣.🤣

Originally posted by: .Shayari.

OMG ..cruiser ..this one super hilarious🤣