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Avdut: I didn't realize our daughter grew other needs besides food water and shelter
Kalindi: I know! She wants loving from the opposite sex, unbelievable
Avdut: What about the teddy I gave her, that wasn't enough!
Ajji: You morons, the teddy is missing crucial parts, Asthma ab badi ho gayi hai!
Asthma: I almost canceled our wedding
Schlock: Wait, that is my part...err...why?
Asthma: My family was making fun of me. They said I outgrew teddies because they are missing parts.
Schlock: You haven't?
Asthma: How can I? I plan to bring them with me. is that ok?
Schlock: <thinks> I will have to compete with them? No way!
Schlock: Promise me, you wont let anything or anyone come between us. Not even the bed sheets.
Asthma: Promise
Schlock: Look I have a surprise for you, I got this spooky dark place and lotsa spotlights that make a virtual jail and you can stand here in the middle. Its Symbolism *ding* !
Asthma: really! wow!
Schlock: I will hug you while the camera zooms from the bottom, showing us in odd angles. Now, say the magic words
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Now, let me push you by the wall. say it again
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Now let me do an SRK and spread my arms
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Now let me show you our bedroom and drop sexual innuendo bombs at 6:00pm, say the magic words
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Look me in the eyes every time we are in the bedroom together, Aunties be damned. Say the magic words
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Did we try the front to back hug? Lets pose that. Say the magic words.
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Again
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Again
Asthma: I love you
Schlock: Ek baar aur kaho na
Asthma: My phone is ringing
Schlock: There is no room for the other woman in our lives
Asthma: She is your Mother
Schlock: Make a choice
Asthma: Thats easy na, you got the parts she don't. I choose you!
Schlock: Thank God!
Sojal: Aayi, how do you plan to train Asthma?
Momzilla: I will tell her to wear the 9 yard Maharashtrian saree first. With her short height, she'd be lost in there.
Sojal:<claps> Awesome, and?
Momzilla: And I will interrupt Schlock and Asthma whenever they are together, in their bedroom.
Sojal: Ooo, I can't wait! And?
Momzilla: And I will never allow them to consummate
Sojal: Nice! And?
Momzilla: And I will ask the astrologer to tell Asthma that she cannot consummate until another year otherwise Schlock would die
Sojal: Ho, but what if she insists
Momzilla: I will declare 24/7 Emergency Rahu Kaal. And Agnihotris don't do anything in Rahu Kaal
Sojal: Groovy! But how about those India Forum guys, they will be so pissed with this.
Momzilla: Do you think India Forums knows how to make daal at Agnihotri house?
Sojal: No
Momzilla: Exactly! I don't run my house for India Forums. Asthma will have to learn all about smelly socks and garlic abstinence.
Sojal: Ho
Momzilla: This is going too fast.
Sojal: I agree. We wont have a show in 6 months
Momzilla: I will need all of 10 days to devise evil ways. The 10 days will be 2 months on the show.
Sojal: Thats good, at least we can stay employed
Momzilla: The Production House needs to smell some socks too. What are they doing?
Sojal: Aayi, they are burning the dhaal and overcooking the rice.
Momzilla: They need to learn Agnihotri rules too
Sojal: Ho. Tell Hot Daddy to transfer the producer too.
Momzilla: Yes, let me do that before Rahu kaal starts.
Anupamaa
Shiv Shakti
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
