A CEO writes to Gauhar Khan

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Posted: 12 years ago
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https://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/10/16/a-ceo-writes-to-big-boss-7-contestant-gauhar-khan/
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Dear Ms. Gauhar Khan,

Allow us to point it out at the outset, that just because our Company Name is Good LASS Nerolac Paints LTD, it should not have been assumed our range of Paints and emulsions is suitable for cosmetic applications for human females!🤓

It does flatter us to be informed that you are regularly using 6 paint coats of Nerolac paints on your face on a daily basis, and fan feedbacks have indeed confirmed that you stand out amongst the disheveled looking house inmates of Big Boss-7.☺️

However, we wish to put it on record here that the 6 Cans of various Nerolac paint shades lying in the store room of Big Boss House, were strictly meant for carrying out occasional repair jobs here and there, on various walls of Big Boss House! They were never, repeat never, meant to be used by any Big Boss House Contestant please.🤓

It may not be out of place to suggest at this point that before applying Nerolac Paint coats on your face, you should have considered reading the Pack Insert containing detailed Instructions for Use, supplied along with the paint buckets and not merely go by our Pack design that has 'BEAUTY' printed on the Paint buckets sold in market!😲

As a responsible company, we request you to immediately stop using our paints on your face. Failing to comply with this explicit request, would squarely put the onus of responsibility and any resultant damage consequences on your skin and health, on you and you alone.

Goodlass Nerolac Paints Ltd. shall in no way be liable for any damage / ill health resulting from your continuing to use our Premium quality paints for an application they were never meant to be used for in the first place.🤓

With best wishes,

Yours Sincerely,

H.M. Bharukha

CEO

Goodlass Nerolac Paints Ltd.




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Posted: 12 years ago
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no probs, now Gauhar will switch to Asian paints
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Originally posted by: Srishti_IF

no probs, now Gauhar will switch to Asian paints

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear Gauhar,


Please share your Paint ka Dabba with Mr. Kushal / @ We recommend that you use Nerolac white on his face. Right now he looks as if Kahi se munh kaala kar ke aaya hain.


CEO, Nerolac
Babu Pichkari.

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dear miss gauhar and we also request u to paint ur chota sa nannasa bf kushal's absolute red teeth wit white nerolac paint!!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Poor Gauahar how will she survive without her Nerolac Paints 😳😆
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Dear CEO,

Thank you for your kind warning.

However, I would like to inform you that I have been using your products for the past 15 years now, and have had absolutely no complaints against them. They are responsible for my tip-top condition at all times of the day or night.

In fact, I must point out that Nerolac is my "sundarta ka raaz," and has saved me the millions I would have otherwise spent on L'Oreal, Lancome, Estee Lauder, etc.

Thank you for giving me this platform for expressing my deep appreciation for your products.


Yours,

"Gau"


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Posted: 12 years ago
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nerolac paints on face...🤣🤣🤣
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Thanks for laughing my friend...😊
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🤣 Ouchhh

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