Apun ki Happy Family [Invites Only] - Page 42

allah duhai hai fir bewaafai hai...

mai rang sharbaaton ka tu meethe ghaat ka paani...

tera rasta chhodho na
...choodho na mai tera rasta chhodho na

raghupati raghav raja ram ...non stp party aaj ki party celebration tere naam

Pyaar hume kis mood par le aaya...??

Killer shayaris...
Using ur brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited..


1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,
Tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman
..


2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber
"..


3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...


4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off
..


5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..


6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK
..


7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...


8) Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...


9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna
"...


10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala
..!!




11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach
MDH...MDH ...!!



12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..




13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!

Forward to all your frnz

Ek Bacha Ice-Cream Shop Pe Gaya or
Pucha K
Bada Cup Kitny Ka Hai?
Waiter Ne jawab Diya Rs. 15 ka.
... Bachay Ne Apne Paisy Ginay
Or Pucha:
Chota Cup Kitny Ka Hai?
Waiter: Rs. 12 ka.
Bachy Ne Chota Cup Kharida
Or 12 Rupy De Kr
Chala Gaya.
Jab Waiter Uski Table Se
Khali Cup Uthany Aaya To
Ye Dekh Kar
Uski Ankhen Num Hogai K Bachy Ne 3
Rupy Tip Us Waiter K Liye Chor Diye
The.
LESSON: Apni Choti Khushi bhool Kr
K Aap
Dusron Ko Badi Khushi De Sakte
Hain.
I Think it's a Nice Msg
SHARE if you Like it too
A MusT MusT MusT Read :
OncE a bright intelligent younG man went for IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview. He was asked -

Q 1. When did India get independence?

He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947.

Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for independence?

Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

Q 3. Do you think, corruption is the greatest enemy of the country?

Answer - A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report.

The interview board was impressed by his original ideas. They asked him to wait outside; but also advised him not to reveal the questions, as they may ask the same questions to other candidates also.

When the young man went out of the room, Sardar inquired about the questions asked. The young man said that he had promised the interview board not to disclose the questions.

But, Sardar found a way out. "Tell me the answer you gave"..

The young man, thought it to be okay, as he was not going back on his words of "not disclosing the QUESTIONS". So he gave him the three answer which Sardar quickly learnt by heart.

When Sardar went in for interview, this is what happened.

Q 1. When were you born?

Sardar:- The efforts started long back, but could succeed in 1947.

Interviewers got confused...they asked next question.

Q 2. What is your father's name?

Sardar :- There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others.

The board members were shocked at the reply..they said.

Q 3. Are you mad?

Sardar :- A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only aft.er seeing the report.
"'
Biwi
Ek Dum Khush Hoke:-
Kya Baat Hai Jee?
Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja Rahe Ho???"

Sardar
Kuchh Nahi Pagli,
Aaj Mere Sarr pe
Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar hai... ..'
Thought of the day,
Smile to atleast 1 unknown person while walking,

So that,

He forgets his Problems & starts thinking,


''Yeh saala tha kaun??''

This is beautiful. Read quietly then send it back on its journey

To realize The value of a sister/brother Ask someone Who doesn't have one.

To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple.'

To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate.

To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby.

To realize The Value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper."

To realize The value of one hour:
Ask the couple who turned backs and slept without a word."

To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane.."

To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special."

To realize the value of a friend :LOOSE ONE n see...

The origin of this letter is unknown,But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.'

Remember...Hold on tight to the ones you love! Send it to friends & family upon whom you wish blessings:)...
Is frnd a necessity in life...?? Imagine ur self without a frnd .. Hw'D u feel at ur office...? Wat'll u do with ur cell...? Wat abt events Especially ur bday..? Who's gonna share sorrows-...? How u'll laugh with a high five'? Who'll tease u pairing wit others..? Who'll care", miss & irritate u? 4wrd it to al those friends who mean a lot to u..
I just did it..