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Since everyone is virtually molesting that poor-love-deprived-baba ..
I though main kyon peecha reh jaon? 🤣
So Madhu is the official brand ambassador of man-hoosiat
🤣🤣🤣
did I just say Love deprived? yes I did 😃
I think baba has some past with madhu.. Madhu is his pichle janam ka pyar. here I mean madhu's pichla janam, as baba ka pichla janam isnt over yet 🤣
In her pichla janam madhu successfully contributed into the vinaash of 3 three men.. whom she remembers in her fantastic 4 poem,, namely Veer, Dheer, Peer and Balveer...🤣🤣🤣🤣 and Mind u the baal-veer thing is still alive and thats none other than the fortune telling white parrot of a Guru jee..🤣 so the men in Poem are her pichle janam ka score 🤣
So Guru wanted to get Shuru with Madhu in madhu's previous janam.. but since guru ji was the man who knew too much.. Madhu avoided him.. (he could see past and future and inside out of a person and even the clothes never served any barrier to his dooor ki nazar, hence Madhu avoided him 🤣) Today when he touched her photo, he got all the flash backs of her past and some dirty thoughts as well.. hence he wants to separate her from RK...
He diagnosed madhu with this dosh in her kundli..
in next sitting he'll tell the upaaye of this samassya.. and that will be..
"Madhu is harmful to mankind... she will affect men of every age and size
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The infants near her will suffer from diarrhea, nappy rashes and diaper leakage issues 🤣🤣🤣
The teenager will suffer from frequent break ups, getting caught during make out and access denied issue on po*n sites" 🤣
Men related to her will suffer from infertility and gupt rog issues they'll either die or undergo sex change operations 🤣🤣🤣
and since I (read Guru jee) have successfully survived through
4 Tsunamis .. 🤣
345 earthquakes ... 🤣
4678937484993 epidemics 🤣
Melt down of ice age 🤣
Dawn of the Dinosaurs 🤣
and Continental drifts in my life along with my childhood friends Sid and Manny of Ice age fame.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am the only Purush who can handle the side effects of this female..
I take the Chunauti of this Panauti...
🤣
get her married to me and I'll remove this dosh in her kundali... ..
All will agree to him considering the potentially harmless age of Guru ji
🤣
But after marriage Guru jee will never return madhu to RK, making an excuse of kundli ka dosh taking time..
and RK will get that long grey hair and beard waiting out side Guru's house
when someone will ask him, why is he sitting here from so many years he will tell..
Bhai saab ander meri BIWI ka treatment chal raha ha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I though main kyon peecha reh jaon? 🤣
So Madhu is the official brand ambassador of man-hoosiat
🤣🤣🤣
did I just say Love deprived? yes I did 😃
I think baba has some past with madhu.. Madhu is his pichle janam ka pyar. here I mean madhu's pichla janam, as baba ka pichla janam isnt over yet 🤣
In her pichla janam madhu successfully contributed into the vinaash of 3 three men.. whom she remembers in her fantastic 4 poem,, namely Veer, Dheer, Peer and Balveer...🤣🤣🤣🤣 and Mind u the baal-veer thing is still alive and thats none other than the fortune telling white parrot of a Guru jee..🤣 so the men in Poem are her pichle janam ka score 🤣
So Guru wanted to get Shuru with Madhu in madhu's previous janam.. but since guru ji was the man who knew too much.. Madhu avoided him.. (he could see past and future and inside out of a person and even the clothes never served any barrier to his dooor ki nazar, hence Madhu avoided him 🤣) Today when he touched her photo, he got all the flash backs of her past and some dirty thoughts as well.. hence he wants to separate her from RK...
He diagnosed madhu with this dosh in her kundli..
in next sitting he'll tell the upaaye of this samassya.. and that will be..
"Madhu is harmful to mankind... she will affect men of every age and size
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The infants near her will suffer from diarrhea, nappy rashes and diaper leakage issues 🤣🤣🤣
The teenager will suffer from frequent break ups, getting caught during make out and access denied issue on po*n sites" 🤣
Men related to her will suffer from infertility and gupt rog issues they'll either die or undergo sex change operations 🤣🤣🤣
and since I (read Guru jee) have successfully survived through
4 Tsunamis .. 🤣
345 earthquakes ... 🤣
4678937484993 epidemics 🤣
Melt down of ice age 🤣
Dawn of the Dinosaurs 🤣
and Continental drifts in my life along with my childhood friends Sid and Manny of Ice age fame.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am the only Purush who can handle the side effects of this female..
I take the Chunauti of this Panauti...
🤣
get her married to me and I'll remove this dosh in her kundali... ..
All will agree to him considering the potentially harmless age of Guru ji
🤣
But after marriage Guru jee will never return madhu to RK, making an excuse of kundli ka dosh taking time..
and RK will get that long grey hair and beard waiting out side Guru's house
when someone will ask him, why is he sitting here from so many years he will tell..
Bhai saab ander meri BIWI ka treatment chal raha ha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Hui Ghum Yaadein
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