Angad(Reading) : There is a hair competition in town.....the winner will get a trophy on which they can write their name!
Angad: Wow! Accha compettion lag ta hai! This is a good chance to teach that Prithvi a lesson. I'll text message it to him..
Kripa: Kya hua Prithvi?
Prithvi: Angad ka sms aaya hai.. There is a hair competition and he wants me to take part so he can beat me! Angad ke bacche, you will never beat me! Dekh lena!
Angad: Hi Prithvi? I though you would get scared and not come.. but w/e
Prithvi: Darna kis baat ka? I have better hair than you! I will win!
Angad: Better hair? Anyone can make their hair look good by applying gel! By the way, door khade raho, your hair is stinking!
Prithvi: Angaddddd!!!!
Angad: Chilao mat! Sach hamesha kadva hi hota hai you stinky pie!
Prithvi: Dekho Angad, i don't like name calling! I even protested against it in school... The children used to make fun of my accent and call me " poblem wala"..
Angad: Awww! Soo sad Prithvi...... "POBLEM WALA" ahahahahaha
Prithvi: Angaddd!!! Mujhe gusa mat dilao! NAhin to...Nahin to...Nahin to..
Angad: Nahin to kya POBLEM WALE?Chalo jao ab yaha se, we'll meet tomorow at the rain garden.. Tab faisla hojaye ga!
Prithvi: Haan. Dekhlena, mein hi jeetunga.. Jab us trophy pe bade bade akshar mein PRITHVI likha hoga na, tab dekhlena!
Angad: Prithvi nahin likhna, PoBLEM wala likhana! ha!
Kripa thinking: Yeh Angad to joke pe joke mara ja raha hai. Agar Prithvi ko jyada gussa agaya, to uska brain gir jayega.. MEin usse pehle ise yaha se le jati hoon..
Kripa: Prithvi, chalo yaha se..
Prithvi: Dekhlena Angad!
Angad: Okay Stinky, dekh lunga!
Competition begins:
Prithvi: Look at my hair. They have no poblems, they are straight, long and pitch black.
Angad: Look at my hair. They are straight and curly, they are medium in lenght and they aren't pitch black like a buffalo, they are bronish black..
Judge. The winner is Prithvi! Because his hair looks like mine!
Prithvi: Ab bol Angad, kya hua? Bolti bandh kyu hogayi?
Naina: Angaddd!! How could you loose, tum jante nahin ki hamari family pichle 100 years se ye competition jeet ti aa rahi hai?
Angad: Sorry Mom.. Mujhe laga tha ke Prithvi ke samne to me jeet hi jata magar..
Kartik: sorry? Tum ne hair society mein hamari naak kat di! Aur ab sorry bol rahe ho?
Kartik: Get out! Tum hair ke naam par ek dhaba ho!
Later:
Angad: Oh hi Mishty. Kya hua?
Mishty: angad, mein Prithvi se jyada tum se pyar karti hoon.. isi liye mein tumhe yeh baat bata rahi hoon.... Angad, Woh judge, woh judge Prithvi ka aadmi tha!
Angad: Ab dekh na Stinky, mein tujhe kaisa badla leta hoon... Cheater kahi ka!
Angad reading: Kripa, mera naam Prachi hai aur mein tumse milna chahti hoon. It is regarding the hair competition. Tum mujhse is pate par milne aana:
420 Cheater lane
Cheaterville, Cheaterland, 420420
Angad: I will send this to Kripa now.. aur phir Stinky ki pol khul gayegi!
Later:
Kripa: Prachi, did you call me?
Prachi: Haan Kripa. Actually, mujhe tumse apne pati, Zhutelal ke baare me baat karni thi.. Prithvi bose a.k.a Stinky Bose ne unhe hire kiya tha aur kaha tha ki chahe mere baal kitne bhi gande naa lage, tum mujhe hi winner aannounce karna. Aur is kaam ke liye, Stinky ne unhe do peti di thi..
Kripa: WHAT?? Lekin tum yeh mujhe kyu bataogi? Zhootelal to tumhare pati hai na?
Prachi: Haan, magar mein unse zyaada Angad the great ko chahti hoon.. Angad the great aj subhe mere paas aya tha aur usne poocha ki kya isme zhhotelal ka koi haath hai? Aur meine paata kiya. Usne mujhe tumhe batane ko bola. Isi liye mein tumhe bata rahi hoon!
Kripa: Matlab Prithvi ek cheat hai? Prithvi itna gir sakta hai!
Later
Prithvi: Sach sach batao, ki tum yeh competition kaise jeete?
Prithvi: Apne baalo ki khoobsoorati se Kripa darling! Aur kaise?
Kripa: Prithvi ne mujhse jhoot bola! Ab dekh Prithvi ke bacche, mein tujhe kaisa phasati hoon..
In court:
Lawyer: Haan to Ms. Kripa Sharma, ap ko kya bata na hai?
Kripa: Prithvi is a liar, a cheat, a fraud and a stinky!!! Prithvi bribed the judge at the competition to make him the winner! Even I was surprised when Angad's beautiful hair didn't win.. but i didn't care at that time. But now, I want Angad to get justice! Prithvi could have given the 2 peti's to me so that i could buy Angad new clothes! But no, he chose to use it as a bribe! Ask the judge's wife!
Prachi: Yes, its true! The stinky bribed my bhola husband!
Judge: Tamam sabboto ko dekhte hue, Angad is declared the true winner of the hair competition! And stinky Bose's trophy is taken away from him!
Angad: Thanks Kripa!! Will you marry me? I have the best hair now!
Kripa: Of course, but first I have to get a chutkaara from that Prithvi stinky!
To be continued..
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