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Reality Check...:P
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Mohan: Hum dono Miyaa-biwi...Juna Mohalla ke bahar aise milte hain...kya hai na...bachhe ab bade ho gaye hain toh unke samne yun ghoom toh nahi sakte...!!! haila Biwi...tumne nayi car li hai...haath mein Mobile ke sath car ki chabi bhi pakdi hui hai...
Megha: haan...Honda city liya hai...aur iss baat par sher araz hai...
"Aaja meri gaadi mein baith ja...
Aaja meri gaadi mein baith ja...
Long drive jayenge...juhu pe jayenge...
Kahin rukenge na hum...
gana-bajana...khana-peena...
Gaadi mein hoga sanam..."
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Mohan: yeh meri Happy Family hai...meri Pahali biwi...aur humari dono betiya...!!! main aur meri pahli biwi mein baht pyara hai... isiliye hum dono ek jaise kapde pahnte hain...chashma pahnte hain...in fact same saloon mein boy cut bhi karrte hain...
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Beera: aap sabko ek secret batayu...ke main kyoun Navika jee se shadi karrna chahta hoon...!!! kyoun ke...Juna Mohalla ke uss ghar ki aadhi malkin Megha jee hain...!!! ab Makan malkin ki beti se shadi karr lunga toh kiraya bhi dena nahi padega...!!! aur toh aur...wahan subah 6 baje se raat ke 8 baje tak kapde dhulte rehte hain...toh mere bhi kapde muft mein dhul jayenge...!!! main MABF tak padha hoon...matlab..."Matriculation Appear...Bychance Fail"...ab iss halat mein toh mujhe koi naukri dega nahi...par mera sasura baht unchi chiz hai...wo mujhe kaam mein rakh lega agar maine uski beti se shadi karr li toh...!!! isey kahte hain SAMAJHDARI...
Navika: pata hai main kyoun Beera se shadi karr rahi hoon...kyoun ke...maine bachpan se hi Maa ko khana banate hue dekha hai...jab dekho...iss ke liye khana banayo...uss ke liye chai banayao...toh maine socha kyoun na ek aise inshan se shadi karu...jo khana banane mein expert ho...khana wo banayega...aur main aaram se khayu...
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Reenu: Maine Rimjhim ke liye yeh kapde liye the...usey fit nahi hue...toh maine socha ke main hi tiraiieee (TRY) karr lun...par jab main isey pahan kar Lafange Patrakaar Mohan Bhatnagar ke samne aayi... toh wo bichara behosh ho gaya...!!! dekha bachho... apne Tai jee ke Husn ke jalwe...
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Mohan: Maa...itna laad pyar agar SSN 1 mein megha ke liye bhi dikhati toh...toh bina Ridhima ke meri dushri shadi Megha se ho jaati...
Indu maata: main kya karrti beta...Gone-shine PH ne mujhe kaha tha..."chahe Megha kitna bhi achha kaam kyoun na kare... khabardaar jo usey itni ashani se bahu mana toh..."
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Megha: main...meri Bahu aur mera Beta...aaj baht khush hain... kyoun ke meri Beti ki shadi hai na...iss khusi mein hum sabne toh face Cream lagaya hai...par meri Beti Navika aaj double khush hai... isiliye usne "Kachhi Ghani Sarshon ka Tel" muh pe laga kar aayi hai...vaise yeh tel skin ke liye Chikni hoti hai...aur tabhi meri beti ka chehra Chikni Chameli ki tarah Chikna dikh raha hai...
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Mohan: mera laa Munna Wala Addu Villian bana hua hai...isiliye maine apni Bahu ko apni side pe karr liya hai...!!! ab kahan jayega wo bach ke Munna Wala Addu...mere hi paas aayega...kyoun ke Pati chahe Sher se na dare...par Chipkali se darrne wali Biwi se jarur darrta hai...personal experience se bol raha hoon...
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Tommy: Promotion lene ka sabse badhiya tarika...agar aapki boss lady hai...aur 40+ ki hone parr bhi single ho toh...usey patayo...aur promotion le jayo...
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Megha: Ujjain ke Ashram mein meri saas aisi nazar aati hai...!!! yakeen nahi hota hai na...par yehi sach hai...kaash SSN ! mein bhi meri saas itni hi Bindaas hoti...khair der aaye...par Glass pe durust aaye...
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Mohan: yeh meri dono actual beti hain...jiss ki shadi hone wali hai... wo padoshi ki beti hai...
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Mohan: teri Behen Kali Billi bann kar rabdi kha rahi hai...aur tu yahan kale kapde mein ghoom raha hai...aur tera wo chashma kahan hai...???
Munna wala Addu: wo chashma maine 1994 mein relese hui Movie Bazigar ke Saha Rukh Khan se Udhar liya tha...aur abhi SahaRukh khan ne wapis le liya...aap apna mujhe thode time ke liye udhar de sakte ho kya...
Mohan: Bhul jaa...tu sayad bhul gaya hoga par main nahi bhula ke jab bhi main teri maa ke kareeb jata tha toh kababa mein Haddi bann ke tu hi aata tha...Haddi kahin ka...HUH...
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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
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