At Varun's residence...
Shreya (yells out): Girls hurry up!!! He'll be coming home from shooting any moment!!!
Neha: How about you help us instead of yelling?
Shreya: Listen girl. I'm managing the party. I don't have time to help you.
Sonu (sitting on top of a 10-foot ladder): Can someone please pass me the tape?
Neha: Come down and get it yourself.
Sonu: Why can't you come up and give it to me?
Neha: Like I said. Come down and get it yourself.
Tusu (sighs): God, you girls are too much.
*Tusu picks up the tape, climbs up the ladder, and hands it to Sonu.*
Sonu: Thank you Tusu. Some people are just born nice and others...*clears throat*
Shreya: You got a problem with me?!! You want me to treat you to some love?!!
*Shreya leans on the ladder threateningly*
Sonu (scared): Oh no, no! I didn't mean you! I meant the other someone!
Neha: Excuse-moi. Are you talking about me? You want something from me?!!
*Neha holds up her slipper threateningly*
Zeenat: Girls why are you fighting today?
Neha: Are you talking about me?
Ritu (finally making an entry): Yes she's talking about you.
Zeenat: Neha why are you repeating the same thing again and again.
Tusu: Because she's cracked.
Shreya (looking out the window): Girls! He's here!!! Hide!!!
*The girls scramble around quickly turning out the lights and hiding. Then to everyone's surprise, Shreya bursts out laughing.*
Shreya: He isn't here yet! Get back here and finish the decorations or else you won't be allowed in the party!
Ritu: Grr...Shreya you're going to get beaten by us if you continue this.
Shreya: Oh shut up. How many times do I have to tell you that this is my Varun's party? I can do anything I want.
Zeenat: Yeah but your Varun is in demand.
Tusu: Yeah it's your Varun's birthday and we're decorating the house?
Shreya: Yeah because you're his very sweet sisters. *emphasizing sisters*
Neha: Dream on Shreya. Dream on.
Shreya: Ha! Poor you girls. You kept dreaming and I got whisked away. *gets dreamy*
Sonu: Girls do we need to fight about this today as well?
Shreya, Neha, Tusu, and Ritu (in unison): YES!
*Everyone looks at Zeenat*
Zeenat: What? I'm not saying anything.
Tusu (snorts): Yeah that's because you have got nothing to say.
Sonu (intercepts): But why are we fighting?
Neha: Because meri bholi behna it's his birthday!
Sonu: Whose?
*The girls hit their heads in frustration.*
Shreya: Oh Miss Innocent, its Varun's birthday! Now stop asking questions and move your...err...I mean get working!
*The girls finish decorating the house and go to get ready. A little later...*
Shreya: YES EVERYONE!!! It is the birthday of the one and only sexy, hot, cool, handsome, cute, lovely, handsome (oh wait I already said that), anyways, it's the birthday of the one and only craze of all young girls, the heartbeat of each girl, the love of everyone's life...
Neha (cuts into Shreya's introduction): It's the birthday of Varun Dhawan!
Shreya: Hey, hey, hey! This is my introduction. Get out!
*Shreya pushes Neha out.*
Shreya: Anyways, yes so it's the birthday of the one and only Varun!!! So get ready to be treated to a really, really, really hot and cool thread.
Statutory warning: If you faint, drool, get glazy eyes, or simply are blinded by this thread, then we're not at fault. We're warning you.










