Cocktail: An Unbias and Professional Review

1) That main actress needs to learn to...uhmm...i don't know...like...find a better job...a job she's good at...perhaps become a mime! NO EMOTIONS at all. Da hell is wrong with her. SAK bothers her she goes like "🥱"...SAK and Deepika get things hot and spicy and she's like "🥱"...SAK and her get intimate and she's like "🥱" instead of "😲😭"...SAK and her judaa hog aye and she's like "🥱" instead of "😒"...Deepika forgives her and all is well and she's like "🥱" instead of "🤣" ... My point was, some laughing gas on the set or coaching lessons from EVEN Katrina Kaif would have gone a long way.

2) Deepika needed to try more drugs. She definitely wasn't wackkk enough throughout the film. And wayyy too conservative. Should have lost the shirt too, not just the pants 😆 And no self respect. At all.

3) SAK's mamoo was hands down a pervert. Not sure how he trapped the white chick into marrying him, but he clearly must have had a "silent" marriage. Could barely speak in English and the bit of communication skills he did have made him seem more than just a monkey. Too hairy. Too proud to be an ugly pedobear.

4) SAK fell in love. How cute. I'm sure he would sleep with that "🥱" girl and gone for his mamoo's wife. Just sayin'.

5) Didn't know you could come from India and get such an awesome job in London ALL OF A SUDDEN. I guess I need to tell my parents that. That girl seemed to earn more than doctors

6) That girl's husband was too random. Why would you sponsor the girl if you wanted her money only. Like you didn't even ask for the money... -_-

Conclusion: The director and writer used too many drugs from the supplies that were meant for Deepika.

Peace. 👏

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The painter. 😭 He was very unique looking. He had a face that resembled that of a potato. His eyes were partially hanging off his cheeks. His nose was crooked all the way to his right. His cheeks were sucked in like a ghost. His teeth were broken, yellow and had tiny stains of pink. His breath smelled like he just saw himself and tried to commit suicide. 🥱