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Reporter: Thank you Laxmi ji for the appointment.
Laxmi ji: You are welcomed.
Reporter: Laxmi ji, how do u feel, after seeing the way every one loved your part in IPK.
Laxmi ji: It feels great to be loved by so many fans, I feel blessed to have done the show.
Reporter: Laxmi ji, how did u get your chance to play on IPK ?
Laxmi ji: umm... Actually its a little difficult to explain, so lets pass on this question.
Reporter: Laxmi ji, every one on the IPK sets said, every one was like a family. How did they treat u ? And you felt to be part of the family too ?
Laxmi ji: Yes every one was very friendly with me. At times Nani ji's too much hugging used to suffocate me, still yeh sab chalta hai. Even when these guys used to eat Mutton on the sets I used to feel pretty unsafe.
Reporter: Why do u say, u felt unsafe while they were eating Mutton ?
Laxmi ji: Look buddy, those guys were really hungry. In case, they ran out of cash & were still hungry, there were lots of chances for me to be fried for their food. I don't want to discuss anything more on this topic.
Reporter: Ok, lets move on to the next topic.
Laxmi ji: Good.
Reporter: How was your rapport with Arnav and any regrets ?
Laxmi ji: I am not sure how to explain this. But I am a bit mad at him & Aakash. They used to go outdoors always while I was never given a chance for an outdoor shoot, other than once I got lost, when my Body Double was brought by Lavanya and Manorama. Why should I remain always in the Shaantivan ?
Reporter: Do u mean, BD's were used for you too ?
Laxmi ji: Yes of course. I am a busy goat you see. She is not as pretty as me but still BD ke liye chalega
Reporter: You were missing in action since a long while. What happened ? Were u in fine health ?
Laxmi ji: Yeah, I was in good health. Actually, I didn't like the way the story was moving. My character's importance started diminishing so I thought of leaving the show before they start frying me in the kitchen on IPK sets.
Reporter: What were you doing in this long break ? Worked on any other projects ?
Laxmi ji: Actually, I was planning to get married to my boyfriend. But .. unexpectedly after my fame in IPK, I started having more admirers and lovers. So, now I have lots of boyfriends. Please don't tell that to my master, he will lock me down in some shed.
Reporter: You didn't still answer our question completely.
Laxmi ji: He! He! I had kids, so I was taking care of them. I did not get time to work on other projects, though I was consulted by a few PH's. I got a few movie offers since my boyfriends would have misunderstood me, I didn't sign them up.
Reporter: Congratulations. How many kids do u have & can you show them to us ?
Laxmi ji: Sorry, that's a personal issue. I don't talk personal issues with outsiders.
Reporter: Sorry madam. We were wondering, why did u not allow our photographer to take your photos just a while back ?
Laxmi ji: I am a shy goat. I don't like people or other goats stalking me. I don't want my boyfriends to misunderstand me.
Reporter: How did u feel, when IPK was shut down ? It was said fans were the major reason for it
Laxmi ji: I am not going to blame any one. Since, I was not part of the show for a long while, I can't comment anything more.
Reporter: Are you interested to act in IPK2 with the same team, if it happens ?
Laxmi ji: Of course, I will be more than happy to. Though, I don't want Nani to hug me so tight always. I need some air too. I may need to fart too, after all I am also a goat.
Reporter: Do u mean Manorama or Kushi could hug you over then ?
Laxmi ji: It would depend on how they hug me. Kushi hugged me only a few times, she was friendly to me, so I wouldn't mind her. Please don't make Manorama aunty hug me. She wears too much of make up & too much of scent, it will throw stomach upsets. People on the sets will not like me littering around.
Reporter: What's your real name ?
Laxmi ji: Sorry, I can't reveal you that info. As, I said I am a shy goat. Lets keep it private.
Reporter: Its surprising to find you - a goat talking to us in human language. Why didn't u have any dialogues on the show over then ?
Laxmi ji: When, cats & dogs can talk in shows & movies, why can't I do that ? Yeah, even I am disappointed at no dialogues given to me on IPK. Its one of my reason to quit IPK.
Reporter: Do you know, every one in IF forums love you too ?
Laxmi ji: I am sorry, I am not a tech savvy goat. Still thank you every one for loving. Just don't eat me or my babies.
Reporter: Just one final question, what would you say to your fans ?
Laxmi ji: Friends & fellow goats, enjoy your life while you can. When you are tied up to a pole or chair its hard to do anything, so eat what you can, while you are free. To all the human fans, please do not eat Mutton while watching me act. I humbly request non-veggies to keep away from me, I am a very insecure goat. Thanks for all your love. Maaah!
Thank you Laxmi ji for your time. That's all for today folks. We will try to get back with another interview in another 11/22/45/180 days time. Until then good bye friends.
Courtesy: Laxmi ji
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This is just a fun post friends. Enjoy it if you can, bash me if u want to. Mujhe farak nehin padta hai dammit 😆