Delnaaz's First Poem!

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Delnaaz's First Poem!

Roda Irani, mom of Delnaaz, visited her in BB House and apart from her 'Nominations Special Rant', check out https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-season-6-alag-che/3369557/delnaz-irans-moms-lunatic-rant-against-urvashi , she inspired Delnaaz to compose poems.👏

Delu too, gave it a serious consideration and thought, if Rajeev with his ghatiya tuk-bandi can get published his "Mumbai, Mohabbat aur Tanhaai", she too can come up with a poetry book of her's!🤔

Here is the first poem Delnaaz has written for her forthcoming,

"MAGGI, NAFRAT aur BADBOODAAR RAZAYEE!!!👏

Aansoo Jab Aankhon Mein Naa Aayein,

Dil Mein Ek Chubhan Si Hoti Hai!😕

Duniya kabhi Mera Dard Na Samjhe,

Delnaaz Bin Aansoo Kyun Roti Hai??🤔

Rishton Ke Tootne Ke Dard Ka Ehsaas,

Kaun Jaanta Hai Ye Mujhse Behtar Bhala?😕

Aloo Maggi, Daal Aloo, Aloo Hi Aloo Ke Alaawa,

Chaudah Saal Rajeev Ko Khilaaya Hai Omelet Jala!!😕

Urvashi Jab Bhi Karti Hai Mimicry Imam Ki,

Khushi Se Baahar, Nikal Aate Hain Mere Do Daant!😃

Magar Jab Wahi Urvashi Karti Hai Meri Mimicry,

Dard Aur Dukh Se, Mann Ho Jaata Hai Ashaant!😕

Bad-hazmi, Khatti Dakaaron Se Pareshan hoon Main,

Constipation ka dard mat dilaao mujhe yaad!😕

Imam kehta hai Vegetarian Ban Jao Delnaaz,

Chhodi naheen jaati Murge, Bakre ki faadam-faad!!😈

Kaheen Na Kaheen, Ye Bhi Jaana Hai Maine,

Ki Main Agar Nikaal Di Jaaun, Kal Is Ghar Se!😕

Toh Mere Alaawa Doosra Naheen Hai Jeetne Laayak,

Ghar Ye Bhara Pada Hai, Fu***ng Ba****ds Se!😡😈

Aisi hi main hoon, kyunki Mere Baap Ne mujhe,

Poori Tameez Hai Sikhaayee!😡

Fakhr Hai Mujhe ki Main National TV pe,

G**** Mein D** bol payee!!

Rishton Ke Tootne Ke Dard Ka Ehsaas,

Kaun Jaanta Hai Ye Mujhse Behtar Bhala?

👏

In fact this already was her first poem. Portrayed with so much emotion on national TV, and that too without a single tear. Kaisa dard hai madam, it's totally tear-free. Well played Drama queen.

Kaheen Na Kaheen, Ye Bhi Jaana Hai Maine,

Ki Main Agar Nikaal Di Jaaun, Kal Is Ghar Se!😕

Toh Mere Alaawa Doosra Naheen Hai Jeetne Laayak,

Ghar Ye Bhara Pada Hai, Fu***ng Ba****ds Se!😡😈

Is this is what her mother taught her ?

This is the stuff BB winners are made of 🤢

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This is the stuff BB winners are made of 🤢

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🤣 Oho! itni phaadam phaad?😲 Ab aisa bhi kya kar diya hain bechaari ne?Aap bhi na!😳😆

But as always too good!👏👍🏼 All the gems that dropped from her mouth during her stay in BBH are nicely beaded here.😆You are gonna miss her like hell after BB is over, hain na?😉

Happy New Year😊