NOTICE TO ALL!

NOTICE

We are very happy to announce that we are going to start a pregnancy period resort+play school after the baby is delivered

LOCATION:WALIA HOUSE, *******ROAD, MUMBAI

MANAGER: JAI WALIA

STAFF: JIGYASA WALIA, RANVEER WALIA, BANI WALIA, MAUSIJI, DADIJI, AND MANY MORE.

THE HISTORY

It all started when The youngest girl in the family Anu, got pregnant(illegally). There was a series of pregnancies, fake and real,after that, with the lady of the Walia mansion also becoming pregnant, and right now, Rashi Walia also showing symptoms of adding to the population.The family is all set to hear the news of another lady, Rano Wlaia, getting pregnant, which may happen quite soon.

OUR SPECIAL ATTRACTIONS

The expecting motheres will be given pregnancy classes by the reknown pregancy expert Mr.Jai Walia, who is all set to win the best to-be father of the year award(pal pal pal har pal, kaise katega 9 mahinon ke pal) .

Comic performances, to all the ladies, to get relief fom stress, will be given by Dadiji.

All the ladies's day will be started by a pooja done by Mr.Ranveer Walia, who right now, is not in good terms with hanumanji,having almost breaken his brahmacharya.

Drama sessions will be given to the ladies, with the ver talented actors Bani Walia, Jai walia, Jigyasa Walia, Mausiji, and Ranveer Walia, who are fabulous actors, in front of their husband and wives respectively.

We are sorry to inform you that our talented sleeping pill, Kiran Dixit will not be there to bore you to sleep with her bhashan classes, since she passed away 7 years ago(Thank God!)

Once the baby is delivered, please don't worry about what will happen when the baby has tendancies to pee and do du-du, and nappy changing problems, since we have an expert named Tony who can manage anything.

However, your child may have nightmares, since there is an alien walking around the mansion,with a whole jewellery shop on her, named Jigyasa Walia.

RULES

Everything is absolutely free, just on one condition, that the child has a hot and handsome father.

REGISTER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.!!!!!!!

lmao 😆 😆 😆 oh wow 👏 nice conditions 😉

😆 😆 😆 , willing to sit for the pooja whole day yaar and the rules [condition] part is the best 😉 😳

{It all started when The youngest girl in the family Anu, got pregnant(illegally). }

To the best of my knowledge there is nothing illegal about doing it as long as both partners are above 18. Yes, legitimacy can be an issue.

(right now, Rashi Walia also showing symptoms of adding to the population.)

So you too are of the opinion that if a woman falls sick, she's preggers, if a man falls sick it's tumour.

Rgds,

Priyanka

😆 😆 😆 Loved the part Tony & Jigyasa(her jewellery shop)

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lmao... 😆 😆 😆.... wow 👏 👏 👏

lmao! this is too funny. Can't wait!

Anam

Nice way to start Monday morning. Loved it, thanks
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Great yaar....the rules part is the best! 😆

Can't wait!

Cheers,

Anjali

Nice way to start Monday morning. Loved it, thanks
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