SPOILER INTERVIEW: When Chutki met Barun Bhaiyyaz

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Alrighty, so, well, this was made regarding the recent confusions about Bhaiyyaz leaving the show. Hope this sorts out nothing.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoyndEptfxk&list=HL1350236904&feature=mh_lolz[/YOUTUBE]

Note: This is not meant to upset anyone's feelings. It's a spoof, and everything said here is out of context. Enjoy the plateau of oneness y'all!

Disclaimer(courtesy Euphoria)
Why a spoiler?
Itz having da hidden meanin yaaras
It spoilez your mood and hence itz da spoilerz
I am not responsible for any member logging in at 2.30 am to read this spoiler interview. All questions posted and answers recorded are completely intentional so don't panic yourselves. And no. SBS will not be showing this on TV...This VM is a figment of my awesomely creative imagination so any complaints can be logged into my twitter account Chutki_Barun_Saazish. Lastly WMM ki jai ho. Please show some love for technology.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Spoiler Interview 14/10/12

Written Update

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK...




Hey Barun! How are you feeling?


Very Hard


Q1. What happens when you see Masala Mama?

(whispers) Kuch kuch hota hai.


Q2. So what do you prefer? A French kiss or an American kiss?

Chinese and Mexican


Q3. You have tried to come...On TV. Of course you must have had your struggles. But you eventually succeeded. What brought that about?

Uske ke baad, maine mehnat kar ne lag gaya tha


Q4. What would you say to all hormonal aunties fangirling over you?

Bas Yaar!


Q5. Why are you leaving IPKKND?

Because I need colors and something to eat



Q6. Any comments on Pul Khan's confirmation of you leaving the show?

(e)motions unke loose ho chukay hai..Mmm


Q7. We've heard you have only recieved 568204872649201746209 comments on the Maska Meter. How does that make you feel?

It-it-it-It's upsetting..


Q8. How did the towel feel?

(silence)...Tight and close tha


Q9. So what are you planning to do about the whole rumour fiasco?

I'm going to log on to Ragmunch Yaar.


Q10. If you could become a part of one IF group which one would it be?

(laughs) Chameli


Last question:

Describe Chotey.

Very Hard.

Do not copy and paste anywhere to rival forums this written update is for those readers who are hard of hearing and prone to trolling.
Edited by .Euphoria. - 13 years ago
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I'd like to thank Chutki for this Peenterview. I'd also like YouTube for providing this platform, where people can put splrz of Peenterviews. Indeed, lets get started, shall we?

So, First I'd like to take a look at the people, in the Peenterview. Yes. Indeed, Chutki and Barun

Chutki= 5 letters

Barun= 5 letters

What does 5 Symbolise here? Consulting my numerlogy word DOC., 5 menz freedom n a vaccum of emoshuns. Indeed, with this interview Chutki is asking da vacuum of kostins, n bhaiyya is letting it awl da emoshuns out. Isnt it?

When I first saw the Peenterview, it didnt attract my attention, but the 69th time i saw it, something clicked. indeed. isnt it?

What is the number of kostins Chutki asked barun? yes, it is 12.

What is 12? twice the number of 6. Refering to my 6/9/2012 analysis, 6 is the number of sex. Barun is getting laid twice. indeed, this is kostining!

What does Pul Khan maybe confirming Bhaiyya leaving, and bhaiyya denying mean?

If we go back to the wikisusu Mishti_mkm did today.. this means she was talking about the baby buoy ASR leaving to pee. yes. indeed.. conFUZEon is the Zee of all WikiLeakZ(ee)

Chotey= 6 letters

Hard= 4Letters

This haz da hidden meaning, cuz.. bhaiyya meant Chotey in THIS context



lollzz u guyz thoughtz da gutta minzzz ya?

and finally why Kuch Kuch Hota Hai?think back to the basketball scene between Rahul and Anjali.

Anjali throws the balls, Rahul fights it.. Anjali throws.. Rahul fights... Finally fallz right into da basket, never to be seen.

I leave you with a thought provoking kostin-- Who is Rahul?

This is Excerpting. This is kostining. Take a bow Chutki. Take a susu Bhaiya..👏👏
Edited by tiya229 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Res for bhangu basherz.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Alooo I luv you yaara...first Thornton and then u give to me the real bhaiiya talk...

i just love u dammit...
Chutaks...u make momma proud...my womb so warm with da pheelings and da emosions ryt now...i am not knowing the sayings...
Bhaiyya is very hard...Bhabi be soft...we be oh so happy...if wonly...pul is inbibing dis
Edited by CravingKhana - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣 As if it couldn't be any better.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Go ahead everyone. RES and leave me hanging.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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ChoteyJi , as a century old Hard Therapist I have some Tips and Answer for you...

Don't Let your Affection of "Hard" turn into Infection, Put some Protection on that Hard-On.
Joining Chamelis , change thy name to CHADDI CHIKNA , they will luv it
Colors could cause side effects, so watch out for rashes, bumps





Edited by prabba - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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TFS frand

bhayya so hawt m DAD

my hart is phull of emoshuns runnin down ma leg rite now

bhayya is a chameli! i lau him.

chotte is hard. LOL guttermindz.

but yaara y bhayya not move on da pickchar on da screen? bhayya luks upset at da roomars? M 😭

did u ass him abt da chafin wid da towel?

TFS again

may god bless u 4 dis service 2 da phan(h)gurls
Edited by aashi_82 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hanky
Will lift it when iphone 6 releases and I need the hanky for that line.😉

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