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I am such a sell out. I know half the episode was about Garima and her constipated face, I know once again Shyam was the only one with brains and caught on to the fact that Garima looks like she is about to shit bricks whenever Dadi jee is mentioned, but I still couldn't bother less about any of this. I grinned, blushed, went on a "Awww'' marathon and once again it was confirmed - Give me quality ArHi scenes and I shall forget all atrocities. Fickle much?😆
Bechara ASR! I swear my heart goes out to him. He is going through so much tamasha, shagun, roka, mehendi, haldi, sangeet, but at the nth moment, he will be left high and dry, like always..I felt like such a meanie laughing at his face when he was all gloating after NK mentioned his SR. Tum kya jaano Arnav jee, SP show mein SR manana is like crossing the Atlantic with a bamboo raft, actually scratch that, its actually harder than that. 🤔😆
ASR's personal diary will read : Once again, no SR.I was this close to having sex with Khushi, if it weren't for the production wale bhaiya who left the Radha Krishna murti in my room after he was finished transforming Di's room into mine. Actually its all my fault really, I had to do the whole "Lets start backwards" (I meant something else dammit, why is Khushi so naive?)and set up a SR, push Khushi into having a full blown panic attack, ultimately leading to Hitler Dadi finding out about our half baked marriage. Now suffer ASR. No SR for you. You would think having a SR would be easy for someone with SR in their freaking name, but no! I had to endure lectures about the significance of ring exchange, be a wikipedia of Indian Wedding rituals, put mehendi on my hand, get smothered with gooey haldi, deal with Di's DiRama, DaDi's Shyam Prem, Shyam's twitchy face, and all I gained was one cheek kiss from Khushi. And the three kisses I planted on her face. I am such a failure. Dammit.
So I think the wedding will happen, and then Dadi will choose to unleash Garima's dirty laundry. These writers can't afford to cancel the wedding. Reasons are as follows:
My suggestion? Since this show LOVES symbolism, let Arnav and Khushi at least have a symbolic SR.
You know something on the lines of "thoda dard hoga", "Arnav jee, yeh aap kya kar rahe hai?" "Chodo, tum seh nahin paogi", or the biggest of them all, the fairy light untangling scene, you get my drift. 😆
Poor ASR, well what can I say to him, except self help is the best help I guess.
Random Musings:
Bechara ASR! I swear my heart goes out to him. He is going through so much tamasha, shagun, roka, mehendi, haldi, sangeet, but at the nth moment, he will be left high and dry, like always..I felt like such a meanie laughing at his face when he was all gloating after NK mentioned his SR. Tum kya jaano Arnav jee, SP show mein SR manana is like crossing the Atlantic with a bamboo raft, actually scratch that, its actually harder than that. 🤔😆
ASR's personal diary will read : Once again, no SR.I was this close to having sex with Khushi, if it weren't for the production wale bhaiya who left the Radha Krishna murti in my room after he was finished transforming Di's room into mine. Actually its all my fault really, I had to do the whole "Lets start backwards" (I meant something else dammit, why is Khushi so naive?)and set up a SR, push Khushi into having a full blown panic attack, ultimately leading to Hitler Dadi finding out about our half baked marriage. Now suffer ASR. No SR for you. You would think having a SR would be easy for someone with SR in their freaking name, but no! I had to endure lectures about the significance of ring exchange, be a wikipedia of Indian Wedding rituals, put mehendi on my hand, get smothered with gooey haldi, deal with Di's DiRama, DaDi's Shyam Prem, Shyam's twitchy face, and all I gained was one cheek kiss from Khushi. And the three kisses I planted on her face. I am such a failure. Dammit.
So I think the wedding will happen, and then Dadi will choose to unleash Garima's dirty laundry. These writers can't afford to cancel the wedding. Reasons are as follows:
- They are misers of the highest order. They already spent a lot of moolah, pimping up the venue, the leads (ShyaNjali or ArHi, take your pick), the supporting characters. No way in hell they will go through the whole ordeal again, so shaadi is on.
- No shaadi = No ArHi under the same roof = No frequent Rabba Veys = Lynch mobs outside 4 Lions head office = RIP Gul, Nissar, and Co. See simple equation.
- SP nuns love to cockblock. And what can be bigger than stopping Chotey and Nannhi Khushi from achieving ultimate nirvana just when they think the much coveted SR is in their reach? So close, so damn close, and then BAM! No sex for you, suckers!
- SR = Carrot. Viewers = Donkeys. Dangle the carrot in front of the donkey, and donkey shall keep following you, through a sea of stinky shit. (Read: Daiyaa Vey)
My suggestion? Since this show LOVES symbolism, let Arnav and Khushi at least have a symbolic SR.
You know something on the lines of "thoda dard hoga", "Arnav jee, yeh aap kya kar rahe hai?" "Chodo, tum seh nahin paogi", or the biggest of them all, the fairy light untangling scene, you get my drift. 😆
Poor ASR, well what can I say to him, except self help is the best help I guess.
Random Musings:
- Shyam is back at his leering best I guess. He will probably use that video for you-know-what. Chi!
- AnJhali, da fuq? You cannot differentiate between loving gazes and salivating at someone's sight?
- NK is the BEST. Bas keh diya.
- Precap = THUD, FAINT, DEAD. Yes I am being a typical phangirl. So what? But Arnav jee, Khushi jee said "kandhey, pair, haat, sar aur dil" and you go "pair, haat, kandhey, aur sar"?? What happened to dil dammit?
CV trolls, please make tomorrow's ME consist of 99.99% ArHi and 0.01% Garima-Dadi. One last wish before you unleash the crap fest. Pretty please.
Hui Ghum Yaadein
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