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Jigz: Yeh rano ka shagun hai, jo jai bhaiyya ne sabardasthi mere haathon
bijvayi hain, lekin haan maine ismein ek bohoth hi useful belan
include kiya hain thaki humare ghar mein aake tumhein roti banane
mein koi dikkath na ho, ofcourse yeh tumhari bani didi ke liye bhi hain
kyunki woh bhi humare ghar mein roti banane ke layek hain.!!
BANI (thinking): for the first time ur right, yeh belan bohoth hi useful
tool hai, isse mein roti banaoongi ya tumhein roti banana
sika doongi, yeh tho waqt hi baatayega.
pia: Rano, dont worry, hum tumhein belan sahi tarha se kaise isthemaal
karthe hain, seeka denge. humara belan wala formula agar ranveer
par isthemaal kare tho woh bhi aapni maa ka palloo chod dega, tho saahil kya cheez hain.
rano (lets try it out): Saahil aapna homework karthe ho, ya mein aapna
belan nikaloo.??
Saahil thinking: maine tho belan ko roti banane ka tool samjha tha, lekin rano ne tho isse paati ko darane ka tool bana diya. mein tho uski intelligence pe fida hua tha, aur aaj usiki intelligence mujpe bhari par rahi hain.
Answers: belan ki kya zaroorath hai, mein apna homework kartha hoon na, pen se hi kaam chalaloonga.
Jai: iss disguise mein bani mujhe nahin pehchaanegi, kuch ghanto ke liye tho mujhe us belan se chutkara milega.
jai: the disguise was a bad idea, mere offeice mein mujhe enter nahin karne de rahe te, bloody fools, but i wonder bani suddenly iss belan ke chakkar mein kaise pargayi, khud ladoo kathi hain, aur mujhe belan se darathi rehthi hain.......KYA zamana aagaya hai....women are dominating WHAT IS SAID TO BE A MANS WORLD....i have to do something.!!
pushkar: bani, piya ne mujhe belan se maar maar ke ghar se nikaal
diya hain, but im happy that mr. walia has given me a job here,
he says we are sailing on the same boat, the only difference is
that mein belan ka shikar ban chuka hoon, aur woh abhi
nishaane pe hain.!!
pushy's mom (thinking): humare zaamane mein tho joothi ka isthemaal
karthe te, yeh kalyug hai kalyug, meri bahoon ne tho belan ka aarth hi badal diya.
JIgz to rnveer: yeh ladkiyan bohoth chalak hain, meri hi di hui cheez se mujhe dara thi hain, jigyasa ko??? beta ek baar hum woh belan unse chinle, tab dekhenge, without the belaan they r nothing beta, nothing..!!
Ranveer to jigz: lekin maa hum woh belan chinenge kaise, aur kyun,??? I mean hum ek naya belan bhi tho lasakthe hain, 1 kya hazar belan khaarid
saktein hai, tab woh ek belan se kya karlegi.
JIGZ TO RAN: tum bohoth bhole ho bete, that would be too easy, mein unhe aapne hi khel mein maath dena chahthi hoon, i want u to steal their belan, i want to see them struggle without it.
ran to jigz: woh ladkiyan kuch bhi karsakthi hai maa, hum par case karsakthi hain, belan chori karneke jurm mein humein jail bej saakthi hain, kyunki legally woh belan unka hai, aaphi ne gift kiya tha. Aur waise bhi yeh mujhe shobha nahin detha, i mean sab kuch ek taraf aur chori ek taraf, mujhe bhi upar wale ko jawab dena hoga. ma yeh kaam mujse nahin hoga, aur mein jaa raha hoon, pooja ka waqt ho raha hai. Aur meri maniye aap bhi bhool jayye, belan ke chakkar mein aap math pariye.
bani to rano: Pia belan ka galath isthemaal kar rahi hain, maine tho sirf tum logon ko darane ke liye kahatha, lekin woh tho pushkar ko peetne lagi, usse baat karni hi hogi.(bani will alwayz be bani no matter what)
bani: pia humne tho sirf sab ko line pe laneke liye belan isthemaal kiya tha, lekin main yeh kabhi bhi nahin chahoongi ke ek belan ke liye tumhari shaadi toot jaye. We have to take a decision very soon..!!
DECISION TIME...
BANI: ab humein belan ke bina hi jeene ki aadath dalni hogi, apni baath ab manvana ithna aasan nahin hoga, but its for the best. LET US BID FAREWELL TO OUR MOST BELOVED BELAN, JO HUMARE BOHOTH KAAM AYA (crying)
STILL CRYING.!!
A FEW DAYS LATER.......
pia(in the dark), hears something : kaun hai???
gets hold of some1 and screams: chor, chor.
she switchs the light on.
pia: MR. walia....aap, maine socha ranveer ya jigyasa auntie, humara belan chori karne ke liye aayae hai.
jai: main chor nahi hoon, lekin mujhe apne hi ghar mein choro ki tarha behave karna par raha hai, ek ladoo kane ke liye tharas gaya hoon, lekin tumhari did har waqt mujhe belan ko leke dhamki dethi rehthi hain.
pia: Well aab darne ki zaroorath nahi hain, kyunki humne woh belan ka dhanda chor diya hain, aab hum log sati savitri banke rahengi.
pia: pushkar im so sorry, please forgive me, maine woh belan ka business chor diya hain, aur maine tumhe tumhare kapde bhi tho wapas de diye.
jai to bani: Bani mujhe ladoo chahiye, abhi isi waqt, mein tumhare belan se nahin dartha (thinking to himself: i know u dont have it anymore).
Bani (thinking): mera belan mere paas hotha, tho inhe dikathi, ladoo chahiye....
bani: ok mr walia mein, apke liye ladoo bana doongi, kyunki woh sare meine kaaliyein, aur mein jaanti hoon ki aapko patha hain ke maine belan use karna chordiya, mein aapko belan se nahi daraoongi, lekin haan jigz auntie ko math baatana, unhe daraathi rahoongi, she needs to be scared once in a while, kyunki woh apni behavior se kisi na kisi ko tho darathi hi rehti hai.........(jigz over hears)
DA DA DA DA.......EPISODE ENDS.
AWARD FUNCTION:
And the award goes to........................
EKTA KAPOOR FOR THE BEST USE OF A HOUSEHOLD (KITCHEN) OBJECT IN THE SERIAL KS..!!
Ram thinking: serial bhi khatam hogaya, award bhi milgaya lekin yeh belan ka chakkar kab khatam hoga, meri kismat mein hi belan lika hain, pehle sets pe bani belan se darathi hain, aur baadh mein ghar mein gautami, episode ki inspiration humare liye gautami hi thi, lekin episode ke aanth pe woh kab amal kare gi yeh tho waqt hi batayega.......i mean its not fair GODDAMMIT..!!
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